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    Song for Konrad

    His name is Konrad Logan
    He's bigger than Hulk Hogan
    He never lets a goal in
    He's eats the football too!


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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyHanlon View Post
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    His name is Konrad Logan
    He's bigger than Hulk Hogan
    He never lets a goal in
    He's eats the football too!
    Class lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyHanlon View Post
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    His name is Konrad Logan
    He's bigger than Hulk Hogan
    He never lets a goal in
    He's eats the football too!

    It doesn't rhyme so NO.

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    "We have Logan , Super Conrad Logan ,
    We just don't think you understand , he loves to take the Michael , he's better than Scmichael , we have super Conrad Logan " 👀 I'll get my coat :)

    GGTTH

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    Keep it nice and simple - Conrad, Conrad Logan, Conrad Logan, Conrad Conrad Logan!

    To the no limit tune by 2 unlimited.

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    Simple one like the Peter pawlett song.

    Conrad Logan baby
    Conrad Logan ohhhhhhhh.

    Repeat...

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    Tubbsy, Tubbsy

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    boom boom boom everybody say logan...LOGAN
    repeat

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    We've got Logan, super Conrad Logan,
    I just don't think you understand,
    He's Ronald McDonald's man,
    Loves curry and a naan,
    We've got super Conrad Logan

    I done this yesterday and it's doing the rounds on Facebook and Twitter haha
    [IMG]381313_2307180833812_1078031841_2523339_2139902811 _n[/IMG]

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    Ma wee lad just came up with....... all tongue in cheek.

    Logan, Logan Logan is a bugger
    When he's no savin penalties
    he's away furra burger.
    When a striker comes his way
    their legs just turn to jelly.
    Cos they know he'll save their shot
    with his hands or ample belly.


    Bless creative 13 yr olds lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatHead View Post
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    Tubbsy, Tubbsy
    Love this!

    I'd plump for something simple yet effective - a warning to all opposing strikers:

    "Conrad's gonnae eat you" repeat ad nauseum...

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    Since he's known as the "polar bear" it's gotta be the Ivan song.. that was made for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OsloHibs View Post
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    Since he's known as the "polar bear" it's gotta be the Ivan song.. that was made for him.
    or the Mickey Weir song if you`re old enough lol

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    He plays on the left,
    He plays on the right,
    All at the same time,
    And his shirt's really tight


    Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction

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    Two from Off the Ball

    Konradulations

    or

    Sunshine on Beef.

    I'll get my coat.......

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    There's only one Conrad Logan
    'Keep them out' is his slogan
    An awfay big laddie
    He ate Christian Nade
    Scranning in a Conrad wonderland

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    We've got Con Lo-Gaaaan, Super Con Lo-Gaaaan
    We just don't think you understaaaaaand....,
    He's Alan Stubbsys man.....
    He's better than Oliver Khan....
    We've got super Con-Lo-Gaaaan ....

    It's ok, I'm being sent to tesco for mashed tatties, coat already on.

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    Hes big hes white
    He doesnt give a *****
    Conrad logan conrad logan

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    Maybe it's best if we don't refer to his weight.

    He might not like it and we are meant to be supporting him after all.

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    His debut was a dream
    but he took up half the screen
    conrad logan, conrad logan

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    Surely there has got to be something about boris johnson in goal....?

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    It might be cheesy a bit but I will give it a go...

    He is MOVING IN the GOAL at the frightening speed,
    Flying from post to post with a Stubbsy in lead
    Hes gotta wear his GLOVES cause FOOTBALL really FLIES
    And hes SAVING every SHOT with a POLAR BEARS EYES
    OooOOOOOOO
    HIBEES WINTER SOLDIER!

    The Tune .... well thats where it gets weird.... Little Saint Nick - The Beach Boys (Dont ask how I come up with the tune)

    Any other tunes fit better and you like lyrics ... go for it!

    GGTTH

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    If we're doing Beach Boys related songs.. (I know it's crap, I can't quite make anything better )

    He's Hibs roly poly goalie,
    Faced up to a shot, he said "no way"
    Conran Logan knows what we'd be without him


    Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction

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    What you gonna do when your team team consides a pen?
    Stick conrad in the goal!
    Conrad logan, conrad logan (penalty), conrad logan... Repeat.

    Kool and the gang - get down on it

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    Whats that coming over the hill it's Conrad Logan....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ross1875 View Post
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    Very good.

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    He's big, well fed, he sounds like father Ted, Conrad L Conrad L...

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    He's big, well fed, he sounds like father Ted, Conrad L Conrad L...

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    Tell all the fans you know
    To buy a pie on the way to the show
    There's none left in the ground
    Since Hulk Logan's around
    And there's no way he's letting them go

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