His name is Konrad Logan
He's bigger than Hulk Hogan
He never lets a goal in
He's eats the football too!
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Thread: Song for Konrad
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16-04-2016 03:56 PM #1
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Song for Konrad
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17-04-2016 11:25 AM #2This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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17-04-2016 11:28 AM #3This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
It doesn't rhyme so NO.
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17-04-2016 12:25 PM #4
"We have Logan , Super Conrad Logan ,
We just don't think you understand , he loves to take the Michael , he's better than Scmichael , we have super Conrad Logan " 👀 I'll get my coat :)
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17-04-2016 12:31 PM #5
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Keep it nice and simple - Conrad, Conrad Logan, Conrad Logan, Conrad Conrad Logan!
To the no limit tune by 2 unlimited.
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17-04-2016 12:48 PM #6
Simple one like the Peter pawlett song.
Conrad Logan baby
Conrad Logan ohhhhhhhh.
Repeat...
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17-04-2016 02:09 PM #7
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Tubbsy, Tubbsy
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17-04-2016 02:26 PM #9
We've got Logan, super Conrad Logan,
I just don't think you understand,
He's Ronald McDonald's man,
Loves curry and a naan,
We've got super Conrad Logan
I done this yesterday and it's doing the rounds on Facebook and Twitter haha[IMG]381313_2307180833812_1078031841_2523339_2139902811 _n[/IMG]
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17-04-2016 02:39 PM #10
Ma wee lad just came up with....... all tongue in cheek.
Logan, Logan Logan is a bugger
When he's no savin penalties
he's away furra burger.
When a striker comes his way
their legs just turn to jelly.
Cos they know he'll save their shot
with his hands or ample belly.
Bless creative 13 yr olds lol.
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17-04-2016 02:48 PM #11This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I'd plump for something simple yet effective - a warning to all opposing strikers:
"Conrad's gonnae eat you" repeat ad nauseum...
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17-04-2016 03:11 PM #12
Since he's known as the "polar bear" it's gotta be the Ivan song.. that was made for him.
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17-04-2016 03:18 PM #13
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17-04-2016 04:39 PM #14
He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
All at the same time,
And his shirt's really tight
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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17-04-2016 05:04 PM #15
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Two from Off the Ball
Konradulations
or
Sunshine on Beef.
I'll get my coat.......
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17-04-2016 05:51 PM #16
There's only one Conrad Logan
'Keep them out' is his slogan
An awfay big laddie
He ate Christian Nade
Scranning in a Conrad wonderland
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17-04-2016 06:02 PM #17
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We've got Con Lo-Gaaaan, Super Con Lo-Gaaaan
We just don't think you understaaaaaand....,
He's Alan Stubbsys man.....
He's better than Oliver Khan....
We've got super Con-Lo-Gaaaan ....
It's ok, I'm being sent to tesco for mashed tatties, coat already on.
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17-04-2016 06:04 PM #19
Maybe it's best if we don't refer to his weight.
He might not like it and we are meant to be supporting him after all.
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17-04-2016 06:12 PM #20
His debut was a dream
but he took up half the screen
conrad logan, conrad logan
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17-04-2016 08:47 PM #22
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It might be cheesy a bit but I will give it a go...
He is MOVING IN the GOAL at the frightening speed,
Flying from post to post with a Stubbsy in lead
Hes gotta wear his GLOVES cause FOOTBALL really FLIES
And hes SAVING every SHOT with a POLAR BEARS EYES
OooOOOOOOO
HIBEES WINTER SOLDIER!
The Tune .... well thats where it gets weird.... Little Saint Nick - The Beach Boys (Dont ask how I come up with the tune)
Any other tunes fit better and you like lyrics ... go for it!
GGTTH
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17-04-2016 09:15 PM #23
If we're doing Beach Boys related songs.. (I know it's crap, I can't quite make anything better )
He's Hibs roly poly goalie,
Faced up to a shot, he said "no way"
Conran Logan knows what we'd be without him
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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18-04-2016 06:26 AM #24
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What you gonna do when your team team consides a pen?
Stick conrad in the goal!
Conrad logan, conrad logan (penalty), conrad logan... Repeat.
Kool and the gang - get down on it
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18-04-2016 07:32 AM #25
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Whats that coming over the hill it's Conrad Logan....
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18-04-2016 11:29 AM #26
seen this from the weekend catchy
https://twitter.com/mendyhfc/status/721680576143564800
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18-04-2016 11:41 AM #27This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Very good.
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18-04-2016 11:58 AM #30
Tell all the fans you know
To buy a pie on the way to the show
There's none left in the ground
Since Hulk Logan's around
And there's no way he's letting them go
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