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    First Team Breakthrough Hexham Hibee's Avatar
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    Another myth blown out of the water

    We are regularly reminded by the Scottish media that their darlings (Hearts) are a great young Scottish team.

    On Tuesday night their average age was a full year older than us. They had 5 Scots in the team and we had 8.

    But no doubt the myth will be perpetuated. Of course we all know that they are not great either!!!


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    Struggling stat...,is it no?

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    There were loads of yams on my bus home complaining about that there werent as many. scottish lads in their team amongst other things

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarre1875 View Post
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    There were loads of yams on my bus home complaining about that there werent as many. scottish lads in their team amongst other things

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    Just makes our win on Tuesday seem even better.

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    I must admit I thought their striker Dildo looked a handful!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
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    I must admit I thought their striker Dildo looked a handful!!
    He's a big dick, right enough
    This is how it feels

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
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    I must admit I thought their striker Dildo looked a handful!!
    Maybe they should upgrade him to a Vibrator and give some buzz to the team?

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    Aye, no penetration as well....
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    Looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights to me.

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    He was always hanging about on the (g) spot.

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    Don't know about a handful but was constantly trying to find a huge crack in our defence, but never had the penetration, stamina, or end product to score.



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    He's a fanny.
    "Play for the name on the front of the jersey and the supporters will remember the name on the back"

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    He kept trying to get in behind us

    United we stand here....

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    I disagree that they are "darlings" Everyone I speak to to hates them.

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    But but but they're the big team so surely that means they're entitled to be older whilst claiming to be young? They surely owe that extra average year to themselves? They look at family photos and "darling" takes on a different connotation.

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    I must admit I thought their striker Dildo looked a handful!!
    They still got humpted

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    Who needs bright young talents when you can recruit middle aged journeymen with no concept of the offside rule.

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    Looking at our squad, it does have a very British feel to it. Only Gunnarson and Farid are from outwith these Islands but these players have very "British" attributes.

    I wonder if this is deliberate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lord bunberry View Post
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    He kept trying to get in behind us
    He did, but had gone off prematurely and was soon deflated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
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    I must admit I thought their striker Dildo looked a handful!!
    He's no a striker. He plays in the hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
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    I must admit I thought their striker Dildo looked a handful!!
    He doesn't look a natural up front. Maybe he should be in a supporting role?
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    I said to a jambo, you might struggle to get goals with these long balls, now that that you have lost your top scorer, he said 'it ain't necessary so'!

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    An old jambo wandered into the boozer last night and announced that Hearts lost 'cos they had too many black players in the team! :-o

    Oh how we laughed! :-(

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