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  1. 13-07-2015 02:47 PM #1
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    Up a gumtree......on Gumtree

    Like a challenge? A job with long term prospects? Wanted: Miracle worker. If you have a magic staff of Gandalf or the wooden staff of Moses we might just have the perfect job you.

    http://www.gumtree.com/p/general-job...ant/1124905531

    Breathing apparatus provided.
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  2. 13-07-2015 02:49 PM #2
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    Love how you need to be a joiner basically. Aye, to keep that flippin' stand up
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  3. 13-07-2015 02:55 PM #3
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    Where is that list of people they bumped?

    Maybe a local business or tradesman on there should be offered the job at an enhanced rate.
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  4. 13-07-2015 03:04 PM #4
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    This means they already have a stadium maintenance manager!!!! Not doing a very good job by my reckoning.

    Didn't I see some notable (was it Gary Locke?) with paintbrush in hand at one time?
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  5. 13-07-2015 03:08 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by SanFranHibs View Post
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    Like a challenge? A job with long term prospects? Wanted: Miracle worker. If you have a magic staff of Gandalf or the wooden staff of Moses we might just have the perfect job you.

    http://www.gumtree.com/p/general-job...ant/1124905531

    Breathing apparatus provided.
    '..... skills in joinery will be advantageous'

    However, if you have a rudimentary knowledge of the 'ELASTOPLAST' - the job's yours and you can name your salary and the hours you'd care to work.
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  6. 13-07-2015 03:14 PM #6
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    Seeing how I've just finished an apprenticeship and am going by to be out of a job I might apply for this.

    Sorry, guys.

    Although if anyone can point me in the direction of a similar job at ER that would be 100x better
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  7. 13-07-2015 03:15 PM #7
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    Can think of easier jobs that trying to fix the unfixable midden that is that place.

    Trying to nail a large blancmange to a ceiling.

    Trying to put an octopus into a crisp bag.

    you know, stuff like that
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  8. 13-07-2015 03:17 PM #8
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    Saul

    As long as you hide some Hibby memorabilia round the place, I for one will forgive you!!!!
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  9. 13-07-2015 03:26 PM #9
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    Was offered the job and was just about to accept when they pointed out I would have to be there when they had a game, phutt that, have to watch them every home game, nah cannae see it.
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  10. 13-07-2015 03:29 PM #10
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    Too late lads, position has been filled.


    Rudi Skacel is officially back at the Saviles.
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  11. 13-07-2015 03:35 PM #11
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    Nothing in that ad about experience working with asbestos ...... strange
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  12. 13-07-2015 03:46 PM #12
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    Seems a perfect position for the return of "Ian -I'll paint this place maroon- Black". Hear he is now a free agent.
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  13. 13-07-2015 04:02 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulGoodman View Post
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    Seeing how I've just finished an apprenticeship and am going by to be out of a job I might apply for this.

    Sorry, guys.

    Although if anyone can point me in the direction of a similar job at ER that would be 100x better
    Don't think I'd trust myself inside Tynecastle with hammer.
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  14. 13-07-2015 04:04 PM #14
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    I've got experience of changing a light bulb.
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  15. 13-07-2015 04:10 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by peter douglas View Post
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    Too late lads, position has been filled.


    Rudi Skacel is officially back at the Saviles.
    Doing out of the goodness of his heart for the club he loves no doubt. Just like his help for the FOH.

    First class flights from Prague for him and his missus, a few nights in the Balmoral and free drinks all night was a small price to pay to raise a couple of grand. And to think he'd only milked them dry for about 5 years beforehand.

    What a hero.
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  17. 13-07-2015 04:51 PM #17
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    Proficient in English eh? Finally - the janny speaks better English than the managerial team.
    "We know the people who have invested so far are simple fans." Vladimir Romanov - Scotsman 10th December 2012
    "Romanov was like a breath of fresh air - laced with cyanide." Me.
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  18. 13-07-2015 05:01 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by iwasthere1972 View Post
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    I've got experience of changing a light bulb.
    I've painted steps!

    Maybe we could job share?!
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  19. 13-07-2015 06:58 PM #19
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    The position involves assisting the team in maintaining facilities in a safe operating environment
    Does the Advertising Standards Authority know about that claim?
    Mature, sensible signature required for responsible position. Good prospects for the right candidate. Apply within.
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  20. 13-07-2015 07:23 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by VivaPalmeiras View Post
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    Proficient in English eh? Finally - the janny speaks better English than the managerial team.
    "proficient in THE English "
    Kicking it in Wellington .
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  21. 13-07-2015 07:45 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim44 View Post
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    They omitted: Salary - intermittent.
    Paid in loose change every 12th of November apparently
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  22. 13-07-2015 08:10 PM #22
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    Full time, or part time

    They've thought this through.
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  23. 13-07-2015 08:16 PM #23
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  24. 14-07-2015 06:01 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Famous Fiver View Post
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    This means they already have a stadium maintenance manager!!!!
    Think that might actually be my nephew.
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  25. 14-07-2015 10:52 AM #25
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    Tell him he is doing a great job!!!!

    Keep that stinking midden exactly as it is. Asbestos ridden death trap (allegedly).
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  26. 15-07-2015 05:55 PM #26
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    "In-house maintenance assistant". More like s***house maintenance assistant.
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