Selfies - just **** off you total roasters.
Trout pout or duck faces - do you know how stupid you look boys and girls?
Fake tan - unbelievable.
Women who paint their nails on public transport and stink the train carriage or bus out with that horrible solvent smell, have some respect for others you bunch of twats.
Women who spray perfume in small enclosed areas full of people.
Blokes who go out in the middle of winter wearing only a t shirt to make them look hard. Throbbers.
Gym freaks who don't stop talking about how many calories they've burned.
People who moan about being overweight then proceed to devour some sort of takeaway meal. Hello, Earth to fatty!!!!