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  1. 15-03-2014 09:35 PM #1
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    Scarlett Johansson eats Hibees

    Just seen Under the Skin where Ms Johansson is an alien driving round Glasgow looking for men. Despite eyeing half of Glasgow's men including Celtic's finest (!) her chosen victim is one is us proudly showing off (and removing) his Hibs top. It doesn't end well........
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  2. 15-03-2014 09:36 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGilchimp View Post
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    Just seen Under the Skin where Ms Johansson is an alien driving round Glasgow looking for men. Despite eyeing half of Glasgow's men including Celtic's finest (!) her chosen victim is one is us proudly showing off (and removing) his Hibs top. It doesn't end well........
    Why, does he get booked?
    This is how it feels
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  3. 15-03-2014 09:42 PM #3
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    Why, does he get booked?
    Thomson is the referee. Do I win £5?
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  4. 15-03-2014 09:48 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGilchimp View Post
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    Just seen Under the Skin where Ms Johansson is an alien driving round Glasgow looking for men. Despite eyeing half of Glasgow's men including Celtic's finest (!) her chosen victim is one is us proudly showing off (and removing) his Hibs top. It doesn't end well........
    Eh?
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  5. 15-03-2014 09:49 PM #5
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    Marvellous news in an otherwise disappointing season.
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  6. 15-03-2014 09:56 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozyhibby View Post
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    Eh?
    It is a new fim.
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  7. 15-03-2014 10:04 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGilchimp View Post
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    Just seen Under the Skin where Ms Johansson is an alien driving round Glasgow looking for men. Despite eyeing half of Glasgow's men including Celtic's finest (!) her chosen victim is one is us proudly showing off (and removing) his Hibs top. It doesn't end well........

    if Scarlett got a game for hibs that would put season ticket sales up amongst us lads !!
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  8. 15-03-2014 10:17 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by weonlywon6-2 View Post
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    if Scarlett got a game for hibs that would put season ticket sales up amongst us lads !!
    I'd buy one if she was working at the pie stand.
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  9. 15-03-2014 11:26 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by weonlywon6-2 View Post
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    if Scarlett got a game for hibs that would put season ticket sales up amongst us lads !!
    She would probably handle the ball a bit better than some of our lads did today.
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  10. 15-03-2014 11:56 PM #10
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    After disposing of that guy she actually came to Easter Road to try and get more of us, luckily she couldn't work the self scanners.

    Think she kept putting her card in upside down
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    She can put her card in any which way, no complaints from moi.
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  12. 16-03-2014 07:08 AM #12
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    I've been wanting to see it. any good? is the hibee the main victim?
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  13. 16-03-2014 07:28 AM #13
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    One of the most bizarre thread titles ever!
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  14. 16-03-2014 08:44 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by LancsHibs View Post
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    One of the most bizarre thread titles ever!
    Interview with the Hibs eater on the film here http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014...kin-sodastream

    Another to add to the Hibs pantheon on the silver screen. Begbie would have sorted her out
    "Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.' - Paulo Freire
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  15. 16-03-2014 11:54 AM #15
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    Johansson in, Butcher out.

    Don't train hard enough - get eaten.
    Don't play well enough - get eaten.
    Tweet too much - get eaten.
    Go to George Street too much - get eaten.
    Sit in the stand moaning about the team - get eaten.
    Bedwet on .net, get eaten.

    Simple way to cut the wage bill too. You can't pay wages to someone the manager's eaten alive.
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  16. 16-03-2014 01:31 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManBearPig View Post
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    I've been wanting to see it. any good? is the hibee the main victim?
    It's seriously weird but I thought it was very good. The hibee is the first victim I think, but non hang around for long. I'm wondering why a hibee? She's driving round looking for men out by themselves so maybe that's it,a lonely hibee in Glasgow. Or after driving past loads of smellies coming out of a game she decides they aren't worth eating.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bishop Hibee View Post
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    Interview with the Hibs eater on the film here http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014...kin-sodastream

    Another to add to the Hibs pantheon on the silver screen. Begbie would have sorted her out
    Shame she wasn't asked about this incident. I'm sure she would have said Hibees are well tasty.
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  18. 16-03-2014 02:54 PM #18
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    What a strange thread.
    Hibs.nets negative posting legend and unofficial ticket agent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermit Crab View Post
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    What a strange thread.
    Strange threads in, the same old negative pish out.
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  20. 16-03-2014 03:25 PM #20
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    So, was SJ one of the original 'Gobblers' or is this a new mob that's started?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGilchimp View Post
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    It's seriously weird but I thought it was very good. The hibee is the first victim I think, but non hang around for long. I'm wondering why a hibee? She's driving round looking for men out by themselves so maybe that's it,a lonely hibee in Glasgow. Or after driving past loads of smellies coming out of a game she decides they aren't worth eating.....
    Remember reading the book (by Michael Faber) a good few years ago now, and it is very weird. Thought is was set up north somewhere, though. Presumably the director or screenwriter is a Hibby, because this certainly wasn't in the book.
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  22. 16-03-2014 08:14 PM #22
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    Is she Jonathon's sister?
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    Michel Faber is one of my favourite writers.

    Thought the book (which had NHC ) was superb, so I'll probably hate the film.....
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    As Sickboy would say if she'd eat one Hibs fan she'd eat us all
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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    Michel Faber is one of my favourite writers.

    Thought the book (which had NHC ) was superb, so I'll probably hate the film.....
    It's nothing like the book apparently so best watch it as something new
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    More importantly, which Hibs top was he wearing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hibbypostie View Post
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    As Sickboy would say if she'd eat one Hibs fan she'd eat us all
    im up for that,where can we vote her in !!
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  28. 16-03-2014 08:53 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by nonshinyfinish View Post
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    More importantly, which Hibs top was he wearing?
    Sounds a weird film . Liked the start of the film 16 years of Alcohol directed by the guy that used to play for the Skids ,set in Edinburgh and wee boy with Turn bull tornadoes Hibs top playing in street.
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    I knew she was 'one of us' :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by nonshinyfinish View Post
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    More importantly, which Hibs top was he wearing?
    From the perspective of enhancing Scarlett's culinary delectation, I would suggest that a season 2000/2001 white away top, ideally with "LATAPY 10" on the back would be the ne plus ultra in this particular range of comestibles...
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