Already practicing my 'sincere liquidation face' in front of the mirror, and the lines I'm going to come out with to my Yam chums following that sad day of big L.
"Gutted, Edinburgh needs two strong clubs..."
"I feel for all my Hearts friends and family members, as I know how much this club means to them."
"They say the Lowland League is lovely this time of year."
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Thread: Are You A Jambolya?
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26-02-2014 12:59 PM #1Coaching Staff
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Are You A Jambolya?
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26-02-2014 01:31 PM #2@hibs.net private member
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Were you trying to do an impression of Locke.
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26-02-2014 01:38 PM #3Coaching Staff
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Literally wouldn't urinate on the chap if he was on fire. Originally Posted by GreenLake
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For one thing, I'd be terrified that he would start masturbating.
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26-02-2014 01:54 PM #4@hibs.net private member
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"I'm devastated for all my Hearts friends & family. Quite literally no-one saw this coming. An incredible bolt from the blue. I've been reading the papers cover to cover for the last few years and no-one but no-one mentioned this as a possibility"
"We've also been unsure about what has happened to the receipts of the players who have been sold."
George Foulkes BBC website 20/3/08
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26-02-2014 02:03 PM #5Coaching Staff
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'the shares are frozen? Really?'
There's no way in he'll I would be able to pull it off.
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26-02-2014 02:14 PM #6Testimonial Due
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I won't be able to pretend, so it's a GIRUY every time from me.
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26-02-2014 02:20 PM #7Testimonial Due
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And me with a hahahahahahahahahahaha thrown in Originally Posted by stoneyburn hibs
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26-02-2014 02:25 PM #8@hibs.net private member
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All they'll get from me is a simple, "telt yiz".
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26-02-2014 02:27 PM #9@hibs.net private member
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I would really like to say I am sorry to hear the news but....................
I would be lying if I did. You cheated for years and cheats never prosper. Just hope the new club don't get Tynecastle and get relegated from the Lowland League now. Hearts do not exist any more and although we haven't won the cup since 1902 at least we have won it twice whereas you have won nothing, nowt, neinte, zero.
Hope you are hurting you cheating ****bags.
PS Wonder if Gary's bird will pee on their grave.Last edited by PatHead; 26-02-2014 at 02:29 PM.
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26-02-2014 02:50 PM #10First Team Regular
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26-02-2014 02:59 PM #11Testimonial Due
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Told my Jambo mate to "Cheer - Up" - "Your Going Places"..
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26-02-2014 02:59 PM #12Left by mutual consent!
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"How the hell did THAT happen to something so big, so huge .............. an absolute institution" ??
"Ach, wouldn't worry too much as the government are bound to step in, like they did for the banks" !!
"Sheesh, it's not as if they cheated or anything - their accountants wouldn't have done that" !!
"Sad, only one team in Edinburgh now" !!
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26-02-2014 04:09 PM #13Testimonial Due
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Who?
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26-02-2014 04:48 PM #14@hibs.net private member
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"Do you fancy being our designated driver every second Saturday"
" But you spent all that money buying those shares"
"Don't worry rudi will be signing next week"
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26-02-2014 05:02 PM #15Left by mutual consent!
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"At least you'll be reunited with your brethren in the lower reaches of Scottish football"
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26-02-2014 05:06 PM #16
This is terrible, remember the old days? The banter the camaraderie, realising you'd never win anything, but enjoying being part of one of the oldest rivalries in football. Where did it all go wrong Johnny, where did it all go wrong?
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26-02-2014 05:09 PM #17First Team Regular
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' How will the transport system cope with 400 000 fans travelling to Dumbarton? '
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26-02-2014 05:21 PM #18Testimonial Due
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"Really gutted for the fans, it was all Romanov's fault at the end of the day"
"So that's what it takes to win a couple of Scottish cups these days?"
"I'd like to thank all hearts fans for Creating History #createhistory"Last edited by #FromTheCapital; 26-02-2014 at 05:31 PM.
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26-02-2014 05:38 PM #19Solipsist
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"I'm shocked. The Save Hearts In Trouble model was the way forward for progressive clubs."
Mature, sensible signature required for responsible position. Good prospects for the right candidate. Apply within.
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26-02-2014 05:56 PM #20Testimonial Due
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'So is that the Vlad Statue put on ice for just now?'
'At least the poor bairns will get a break from all that football they were forced to play once a week'
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26-02-2014 06:08 PM #22@hibs.net private member
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'At least you'll not have to go to Greenock'.
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26-02-2014 06:42 PM #23Ultimate Slaver
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I would very sadly sing them this little ditty, to show my sympathy.
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26-02-2014 07:14 PM #24First Team Regular
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"Get it right f***ing up you, you rancid herts c**ts"
I'm not sure I've quite got the hang of this yet.
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26-02-2014 07:15 PM #25First Team Regular
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26-02-2014 07:28 PM #26Coaching Staff
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I suggest the "I've always had a soft spot for Hearts" approach-it's usually worth a pint.
Followed by"surely the football authorities will not allow this"-pint no.2.
Finished with "dont worry you'll come straight back up-your a far better team than Rangers-if it hadn't been for the unfair points deduction you'd have been in the running for second place"-trebles all round.
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26-02-2014 07:38 PM #27First Team Regular
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These would also be good. Originally Posted by keekaboo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1gfZwejPv8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY&feature=kp
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26-02-2014 07:55 PM #28Coaching Staff
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You need to get in touch with your sensitive side Originally Posted by portycabbage
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26-02-2014 08:02 PM #29Left by mutual consent!
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"If it wasn't for those pesky frozen shares, Hearts could be debt free by Christmas".
"My direct debit has been forwarded to a bank in Lithuania".
"I'm Bajillions"
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26-02-2014 08:06 PM #30@hibs.net private member
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Why ? Most of their fans are arrogant tosspots. I hope they die and soon. I will dance on their grave. Originally Posted by Ronniekirk
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