Jamie Hamill

**Pray4Marc** · 22-02-2014 05:17 PM

Jamie Hamill is more technically gifted than Luis Figo.

**QMU-1875** · 22-02-2014 05:18 PM

He would easily slot in for Raheem Sterling at Liverpool. He's overrated.

**Pray4Marc** · 22-02-2014 05:20 PM

If only Atlético Madrid had a midfield general in the stature of Jamie Hamill.

***Jonnyboy*** · 22-02-2014 05:21 PM

Was excellent today and had a hand in both Celtic goals

**Pray4Marc** · 22-02-2014 05:22 PM

JohnnyBoy.. All his performances this month have given me sexual pleasure.

**QMU-1875** · 22-02-2014 05:25 PM

He is currently 1/100 to win the FHM 100 sexiest poll just before Callum Tapping.

**truehibernian** · 22-02-2014 05:25 PM

Jamie Hamill is a bowling ball on legs - waddler, pointer, pseudo hard man who is not hard, Broony swatted him about today like a wee fly. First 15 minutes Hamill tried to rile Scott and play the hard man, however he was on his rather large behind most of the time. He does have an unfortunate gait, runs like he's holding in a s*** in that's playing 'keek-a-boo'.

Can't string a sentence together when interviewed either. Delighted we lost out on him, Hearts and Hamill are well suited. Inflated egos and full of their own self importance

And he's lilian gish.

***Seveno*** · 22-02-2014 05:25 PM

It gave me great pleasure to see their 'muscle man' being so easily out-muscled for the last goal.

***Jonnyboy*** · 22-02-2014 05:25 PM

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JohnnyBoy.. All his performances this month have given me sexual pleasure.

Erm, I'll take your word for it mate

**Wotherspiniesta** · 22-02-2014 05:26 PM

Jamie Hamill once pinged a ball from 60 yards through a vertical basketball hoop. It never even touched the rim.

The song "HAM" By Kanye West was inspired by the footballing prowess of Jamie Hamill.

Jamie Hamill invented the 20 yard backheeled volley pass. A technique knowing as "Hamming"

**Pray4Marc** · 22-02-2014 05:26 PM

That penalty miss and the aftermath will forever be in the **** bank. Pleasing.

**Pete** · 22-02-2014 05:27 PM

He's just a young laddie.

**~~BOB MARLEYS DUG~~** · 22-02-2014 05:28 PM

Scott Brown had him in his back pocket all game.

***Jack Hackett*** · 22-02-2014 05:30 PM

Going by Celtics 2nd goal, he's been practicing hard on his break-dancing routine

**Pray4Marc** · 22-02-2014 05:34 PM

5-1 comfort blankets can't handle my pleasure.

**emerald green** · 22-02-2014 05:43 PM

He's a greetin faced wee scrote. Hate the way he tries to get involved whenever a free kick is awarded against the yams, picks up the ball and walks away with it, or kicks it away etc. A typical yam.

***hibees 7062*** · 22-02-2014 06:03 PM

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Was excellent today and had a hand in both Celtic goals

I thought he was Celtics best player today

**AJHibby** · 22-02-2014 06:04 PM

He very much resembles a potato that has gone slightly off.

**Gus Fring** · 22-02-2014 06:08 PM

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He's a greetin faced wee scrote. Hate the way he tries to get involved whenever a free kick is awarded against the yams, picks up the ball and walks away with it, or kicks it away etc. A typical yam.

The ball went out for a Celtic throw near the corner flag and rather than leave it on the touchline or give it to the celtic player stood beside him he picked it up, walked towards the box and stood holding it up in the air like the statue of liberty.

I said in the match thread the way he moves around is weird. He bounces up and down when he runs and when he's angry he does these fast wee movements with his arms. Whenever a shot is fired at him he puts his hands behind his back as well.

He's not a natural footballer. Nothing about him is natural in fact. He plays football like a drunk adult in the park that's stumbled across a game and over exaggerates his movements to look how he thinks a footballer should look.

**Weststandwanab** · 22-02-2014 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Pray4Marc

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Jamie Hamill is more technically gifted than Luis Figo.

What have you been drinking ?

Originally Posted by Pray4Marc

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JohnnyBoy.. All his performances this month have given me sexual pleasure.

Are you his step father?

Originally Posted by peter douglas

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He's just a young laddie.

No, that is a very pleasant malt.

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He very much resembles a potato that has gone slightly off.

A bit hash on Chip shops

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The ball went out for a Celtic throw near the corner flag and rather than leave it on the touchline or give it to the celtic player stood beside him he picked it up, walked towards the box and stood holding it up in the air like the statue of liberty.

I said in the match thread the way he moves around is weird. He bounces up and down when he runs and when he's angry he does these fast wee movements with his arms. Whenever a shot is fired at him he puts his hands behind his back as well.

He's not a natural footballer. Nothing about him is natural in fact. He plays football like a drunk adult in the park that's stumbled across a game and over exaggerates his movements to look how he thinks a footballer should look.

His shoe size is larger than his I.Q.

***Kato*** · 22-02-2014 06:28 PM

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The ball went out for a Celtic throw near the corner flag and rather than leave it on the touchline or give it to the celtic player stood beside him he picked it up, walked towards the box and stood holding it up in the air like the statue of liberty.

I said in the match thread the way he moves around is weird. He bounces up and down when he runs and when he's angry he does these fast wee movements with his arms. Whenever a shot is fired at him he puts his hands behind his back as well.

He's not a natural footballer. Nothing about him is natural in fact. He plays football like a drunk adult in the park that's stumbled across a game and over exaggerates his movements to look how he thinks a footballer should look.

Rumours going round that Aardman Animations will soon be suing Hamill for the use of their trademark gait.

**green.and.white** · 22-02-2014 06:35 PM

Someone once asked Zenedine Zidane how it felt to be the best midfielder in the world.

He replied, 'ask Jamie Hammil'

**hibsbollah** · 22-02-2014 06:37 PM

He's a bearded anus.

***Scouse Hibee*** · 22-02-2014 06:39 PM

Jamie Hamill is Ann Budge.

***Kato*** · 22-02-2014 06:41 PM

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He's a bearded anus.

He's The Bearded Anus.

***Mibbes Aye*** · 22-02-2014 06:44 PM

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Someone once asked Zenedine Zidane how it felt to be the best midfielder in the world.

He replied, 'ask Jamie Hammil'

The talent of Michel Platini in the body of Mr Spud-u-like.

Very proud.

**Pray4Marc** · 22-02-2014 07:02 PM

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What have you been drinking ?

Are you his step father?

No, that is a very pleasant malt.

A bit hash on Chip shops

His shoe size is larger than his I.Q.

Living in Gorgie does this too you. I've been saying for months there's something in the water.

**Holmesdale Hibs** · 22-02-2014 07:06 PM

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Jamie Hamill is more technically gifted than Luis Figo.

Indeed. He's also not a dick, plays for a good team, isn't an ugly ******* and it would be a travesty if he plays in the first division next year .

**#FromTheCapital** · 22-02-2014 07:09 PM

Jamie Hamill is the most vile disgusting monster to ever grace a maroon jersey. And that's ****ing saying something!
Even the hearts fans hate his guts.