The Psychosis of Complete Meltdown

[One Day Soon]

They are now into the territory of genuinely having lost touch with reality. It is a place where words don't mean anything to them, they are just uttered as a kind of desperate prayer.

They say: It means

"Let's have a glamour friendly" - other teams owe us a living

"Team of laddies" - They aren't laddies, we're just terrible and not got a clue how to get better

"We have been punished enough" - The world owes us a living

"Debt free next year" - We can't bear the truth so let's tell each other fairy tales

"This isn't a level playing field" - We've been mainlining on other people's money for so long that this is worse than coming off Chrystal Meth

"It was all worth it" - If it wasn't all worth it how complicit and abject were we in the destruction of our club?

"but, but 5-1, 1902, big team etc" - I have no answer to the painful truth of what is happening to the club formerly known as Hearts

"Rudi, Romanov, Zal" - These are the people who have all our money

"Brave Laddies" - we get beat every week

"FOH" - A parachute bag, with no parachute in it

"Surely someone out there...." - I believe in Santa Claus

"We're not the same as Sevco"- We are exactly the same as Sevco

"We will come straight back up bigger and stronger and debt free" - We will be Falkirk's bitches

"Let the Hobos have their one win" - I'm terrified this may go on for a long time

"Locke is pi5h, its is fault" - Locke is pi5h, its his fault

[Elephant Stone]

I think Hibs might be playing today.

[One Day Soon]

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I think Hibs might be playing today.

I'm pretty confident Hibs will have a game most weekends in seasons to come. Not sure Hearts can be as confident about that.

[Saorsa]

"FOH" - A parachute bag, with no parachute in it

[CorrieHibs]

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I think Hibs might be playing today.

Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today.

We're beginning to sound obsessive 😉

[Crazyhorse]

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"FOH" - A parachute bag, with no parachute in it

I like that one too!

[Phil D. Rolls]

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Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today.

We're beginning to sound obsessive 

I think you've come into the wrong ward. This is the one for obsessives.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Excellent, ODS. They're beyond parody now. Laughable.

Our most recent attendance was bigger than the capacity of. Their stadium. Still, they're a big, big club and everyone knows that. Struggling, struggling, struggling......

[marinello59]

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]Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today.

[/B]We're beginning to sound obsessive 

I intend to do both.

[Col2]

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"FOH" - A parachute bag, with no parachute in it

Its just priceless and should be quoted in all future references! Genius.

[Just Alf]

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I intend to do both.

[clerriehibs]

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Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today.

We're beginning to sound obsessive 😉

You may have had your laugh; mine's is only just starting!

[Weststandwanab]

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"FOH" - A parachute bag, with no parachute in it

Brilliant

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I intend to do both.

Me 2

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You may have had your laugh; mine's is only just starting!

Me 3

[Hibbyradge]

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I think Hibs might be playing today.

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Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today.

We're beginning to sound obsessive 

Point me in the direction of the threads you've started and I'll gladly contribute.

However, it was good of you both to take time out of your pro Hibs posting to bump this to the top again.

[The_Todd]

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Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today.

We're beginning to sound obsessive 

The two aren't mutually exclusive, we can all easily cope with supporting Hibs while laughing at Hearts at the same time. Do you think they'd let up if the roles were reversed? Me neither.

[GreenArmyyy!]

Extremely amusing!

[Saorsa]

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Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today.

We're beginning to sound obsessive 

Still plenty tae laugh at that I can see. Sure I can manage both, if you cannae you have a choice.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Anybody ever seen the pictures of Hitler inspecting the troops in the last days of the war? Berlin is in tatters around him, his face is lined with sorrow, and he twitches nervously - in the knowledge that the end is nigh.

Yet through it all, he maintains the facade - maybe even a psychosis - that it was all worth it. When people are that far gone, you can't save them.

[surreyhibbie]

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Anybody ever seen the pictures of Hitler inspecting the troops in the last days of the war? Berlin is in tatters around him, his face is lined with sorrow, and he twitches nervously - in the knowledge that the end is nigh.

Yet through it all, he maintains the facade - maybe even a psychosis - that it was all worth it. When people are that far gone, you can't save them.

Sums it up for me, pretty much.

And no, I am not going to stop laughing at that lot, there is a long way to go yet.

:tbgwa:

[Diclonius]

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Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today.

We're beginning to sound obsessive 😉

I found our obsession with Hearts tiresome when they were routinely beating us.

Given it's only three days after a derby win, I think right now the amount of threads about them is justified.

[Saorsa]

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Anybody ever seen the pictures of Hitler inspecting the troops in the last days of the war? Berlin is in tatters around him, his face is lined with sorrow, and he twitches nervously - in the knowledge that the end is nigh.

Yet through it all, he maintains the facade - maybe even a psychosis - that it was all worth it. When people are that far gone, you can't save them.

Then you look at the people in question and think, ah well, who'd want tae save them anyway.

[Phil D. Rolls]

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Sums it up for me, pretty much.

And no, I am not going to stop laughing at that lot, there is a long way to go yet.

:tbgwa:

Many many more years before I stop laughing.

[green glory]

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Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today. We're beginning to sound obsessive dde09

How could you ever get fed up laughing at those forelock tugging chumpsters? 24/7 for me.

[greenlex]

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I intend to do both.

Im in touch with my feminine side and doing a bit of multitasking myself.

[stoneyburn hibs]

Haha, good post ODS, pleasing as they say

[Thecat23]

I don't care if I'm laughing at them and Hibs are playing today. I'll no doubt post in the threads regarding us but by god I'll never ever tire of looking and pissing myself laughing at all the Yam related threads.

It's our rivals, they are finished. The fans are imploding for us all to see and it's the best reading I've had In many years.

Keep them coming!!! :D

[One Day Soon]

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Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today.

We're beginning to sound obsessive 

It's good to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time as they say.

After the way they have conducted themselves in recent years I will be gorging on gloating and laughing. I just recall Anderton's snide 'Docksiders' remark and all it signified about their vile, divisive, nouveau hubris and I'm good to go all over again.

[Dashing Bob S]

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Exactly we've had our laugh at hearts. Let's concentrate on cheering on Hibs today.

We're beginning to sound obsessive 😉

You indeed, might well have had your laugh at Hearts. I haven't even started.

[...WentToMowAnSPL]

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...just recall Anderton's snide 'Docksiders' remark

Forgot about that - that's me recharged 😊

[#FromTheCapital]

"What the beautiful people will be wearing this summer" : What these 3 jakeys that we found rolling about on the floor at wester hailes shopping centre will be wearing for the rest of their lives.