Feel free to post your yam colleagues/friends/relatives plaintive excuses on this thread

I will get some beauties on Monday when I'm back at work but this made me laugh on Facebook this morning;

'Some folk are getting awfy excited about beating Hutchy Vale'

Which is funny on quite a number of levels. One of the implications being that he's pretending 'Hearts' don't exist anymore. If Hibs beat Hearts, pretend it wasn't really us