Songs, chants and general mocking for the derby.

[GreenArmyyy!]

I will begin. First division, here you come, you are the Hearts and your going down! To the tune of "15 points, who gives a ****, we are the hearts and we are staying up". Ohh the irony.

[Northernhibee]

To the tune of 'Call Me Maybe':
Hey, he just 'megged you,
And he's a weegie,
He hates the Hearts
And he's Paul Cairney

To the tune of the Yaya/Kolo Toure tune:

Pishy,
Pishy Gary,
Pishy Gary,
Pishy pishy Gary

Strugglin'
Strugglin Strugglin'
Strugglin' Strugglin
Strugglin' Billy Brown

[GreenArmyyy!]

Like the first one!

[ronaldo7]

The Hibs are having a party, the hertz are going down.

One Gary Locke, their's only one Gary Locke.

Where have all the Jambos gone ohhhh ohhhh

We can see you sneakin out.

Then a rendition of Hibee choons.

This is after the first 20 minutes.

[SanFranHibs]

to the tune of Cliff Richard's Congratulations. Have to add to it of course but it really fits the tune well.

Pity they were not definitley down yet....quite like.

We'll meet again,
Don't know where,
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
Keep smiling through,
Just like you always do
Till the admin drive the dark clouds far away

We’ll just say "Hello"
To the teams down below
Tell them you won't be long,
They'll be happy to know
That as we saw you go
We were singing this song

We'll meet again,
Don't know where,
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
Keep pledging cash,
It’s for your farewell bash
And the new Cala homes down Gorgie way.

[Northernhibee]

Yesterday, all your paydays seemed so far away
Now your players don't receive their wage
Oh you're the team to relegate

Suddenly you're not half the team you used to be
And Gary Locke gets turned on by wee
Oh you're the team to relegate

Why McHattie is a player, I couldn't say
All your players are *****, how you long for yesterday

[Gettin' Auld]

90mins of "Cheerio Cheerio Cheerio" should just about do it. :)

[cam75]

Ben Williams he's got clean knees got clean knees,your still on -3 -3 your players played for free played for free,now it's New Year's Day and your still broke!

[HibbyAndy]

Oh xmas tree oh xmas tree, The hearts are still oan minus three

[SanFranHibs]

If you hate me after what I say
Can't put it off any longer
Just gotta tell ya anyway

Bye Bye Jambos, Jambos goodbye.
Bye Jambos, Jambos bye bye.
Bye bye Jambos, don’t make me cry
Bye Jambos, Jambos bye bye.

There’s one team in town with no money
Who could stay in the SPL if they were only debt free
I bet you wish it could be.
We could talk about next years SPL but why begin it
'Cos you ain't got any future in it,
You could stay up but you’re not debt free, so:

Bye Bye Jambos, Jambos goodbye.
Bye Jambos, Jambos bye bye.
Bye bye Jambos, don’t make me cry
Bye Jambos, Jambos bye bye.

[7 Hills]

Vladimir Romanov!
Vladimir Romanov!
Vladimir Romanov - Vladimir Romanov!

[Sir David Gray]

You're going down on the 29th March, the 29th March, the 29th March...!

[zlatan]

1) Put hands in 5-1 gesture position
2) Turn the one finger the other way so it's in a downward pointing position
3) Take hand in five position, move from side to side in waving, goodbye style, motion
4) Enjoy

[GreenArmyyy!]

What's a hearts fans favourite Christmas starter? Administrone soup!

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Bye Bye cos the Jambos have died...

I can't remember if I cried,
when I heard about their weakened side
but something touched me deep inside
the day the Jambos died...

singing bye bye cos the Jambos have died
drank my bevvy full of heavy til the heavy ran dry...

[N M 156]

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1) Put hands in 5-1 gesture position
2) Turn the one finger the other way so it's in a downward pointing position
3) Take hand in five position, move from side to side in waving, goodbye style, motion
4) Enjoy

[Humo]

You're no staying up!
Said you're no staying up!

[California-Hibs]

Few crackers here so far. We definitely need plently of going down chants as you just know how much they'd be milking it if the shoe was on the other foot!

Personally loved 'You're going down on the 29th of March, the 29th of March, the 29th of March' - Yellow submarine

[Greencore]

Hibs are good hibs are great we have hearts on the run.... Lmfao

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

Youre going down with the rangers!

[Forever_Green93]

To the tune of 20 times 20 times man united

minus 3 minus 3 for the jambos
minus 3 minus 3 your going down
minus 3 minus 3 for the jambos
oh woah oh oh oh

[One Day Soon]

from the Yamasaurus thread

The Fairytale of No Money

It was Christmas eve babe
In the CVA tank
An old Yam said to me: won't see another one
And then they sang a song
The rare old Romanov
You turned your face away and dreamed about BDO
Got on an unlucky one
Came in seven to none
I've got a feeling
This year´s F***** for you
So happy Christmas
I love you Vlady
I can see a Bigger Team
Did all the bills get paid?

They got world cup stars
They got Lith banks full of gold
But HMRC goes right through you
It´s a place full of fools
When you first took my shares on a cold Christmas eve
You promised Champions League was waiting for me
You were Walter you were Mitty
Joke of Edinburgh city when the bank finished paying they yelled out for more
Nade was swinging all the Yam mugs they were paying
No pot to piss on a corner
Then closed overnight.

And the boys from the Hibee choir were singing on New Year's Day
And the bells were ringing out for Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

You´re a Yam you´re a punk
You´re stadium's all junk
Lying there almost dead on a financial drip in that bed
You tax dodging maggot
You charity robbing faggot
Happy Christmas your arse we know it´s your last.

And the boys of the Hibee choir's still singing every New Year's Day
And the bells ring out
For Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

We could have been a Big Team
Well so could Gretna
Vlad took my savings from me
After Robinson
He kept them with him Merricks
He put them with his own
Can´t beat relegation
You've built your dreams on lies

And the boys of the Hibee choir's still singing every New Year's Day
And the bells ring out
For Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

[GreenCastle]

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First division, here you come, you are the Hearts and your going down! To the tune of "15 points, who gives a ****, we are the hearts and we are staying up".

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The Hibs are having a party, the hertz are going down.

One Gary Locke, their's only one Gary Locke.

Where have all the Jambos gone ohhhh ohhhh

We can see you sneakin out.

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2) Turn the one finger the other way so it's in a downward pointing position
3) Take hand in five position, move from side to side in waving, goodbye style, motion
4) Enjoy

This one has to be sung -to the 20 times song - VERY CATCHY! Need work on the last line though?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7DVAOGDzr8

Going Down - Going Down - Dirty Jambos
Going Down - Going Down - very soon
Going Down - Going Down - Dirty Jambos
We won't see anytime soon! (any better suggestions for this final line?)

[Shearer]

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from the Yamasaurus thread

The Fairytale of No Money

It was Christmas eve babe
In the CVA tank
An old Yam said to me: won't see another one
And then they sang a song
The rare old Romanov
You turned your face away and dreamed about BDO
Got on an unlucky one
Came in seven to none
I've got a feeling
This year´s F***** for you
So happy Christmas
I love you Vlady
I can see a Bigger Team
Did all the bills get paid?

They got world cup stars
They got Lith banks full of gold
But HMRC goes right through you
It´s a place full of fools
When you first took my shares on a cold Christmas eve
You promised Champions League was waiting for me
You were Walter you were Mitty
Joke of Edinburgh city when the bank finished paying they yelled out for more
Nade was swinging all the Yam mugs they were paying
No pot to piss on a corner
Then closed overnight.

And the boys from the Hibee choir were singing on New Year's Day
And the bells were ringing out for Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

You´re a Yam you´re a punk
You´re stadium's all junk
Lying there almost dead on a financial drip in that bed
You tax dodging maggot
You charity robbing faggot
Happy Christmas your arse we know it´s your last.

And the boys of the Hibee choir's still singing every New Year's Day
And the bells ring out
For Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

We could have been a Big Team
Well so could Gretna
Vlad took my savings from me
After Robinson
He kept them with him Merricks
He put them with his own
Can´t beat relegation
You've built your dreams on lies

And the boys of the Hibee choir's still singing every New Year's Day
And the bells ring out
For Pat Stanton and Frank Sauzee.

That is genius

[Viva_Palmeiras]

O Vlad of Lith-land
when will we see
yer like again?
the fraudulent lies bought!
The wee team
looked on when
you stood against them
proud Hibees army
and sent them homeward
to laugh again.

[mglancy23]

5-1 and you *****ed it up.....

[Viva_Palmeiras]

When Vladimir stuffed up the Jambos
he began to shout
you girls and boys
should give up your toys
to try and help yams out
you've lost Ian Black
others got the sack
But Gary's sticking with you
When Vladimir stuffed up the Jambos
6-2 6-2 6-2

[God Petrie]

Oh christmas tree oh christmas tree
The hearts are still on -3

[Arch Stanton]

Jingle Bells, Gorgie smells
But I hear you say
Will it still smell minging
WHen the Jam Tarts go away?

[SanFranHibs]

Away up in Gorgie at Tynecastle Park
There’s a wee football team that’s oershot it’s mark
They’ve won all the honours football can bestow,
But lucks run out and it’s time for them to go.
…
H-E-A-R-T-S
If you cannae spell it then here’s what it says
Broke, broke, they’re just a sick joke,
It’s down at Tynecastle they hide
The poor of the toun are the boys in Maroon
And we’re just so proud as we watch them go doon.

This is their story this is their song
When you follow the Hearts bring your bairns money along
For some say that titles and trophies are grand
But they pass a begging cup in their asbestos stand

H-E-A-R-T-S
If you cannae spell it then here’s what it says
Skint, skint, we owe oot a mint,
It’s down at Tynecastle they hide
The poor of the toun are the boys in Maroon
And we’re just so proud as we watch them go doon.