Let's All Have A Bloody Good Laugh...

**Dashing Bob S** · 07-12-2013 04:23 PM

I know we still ain't world beaters, but it could worse...

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index..../page__st__100

Some crackers on here.

**HIBERNIAN-0762** · 07-12-2013 04:30 PM

11 goals shipped in two games.....

***GreenLake*** · 07-12-2013 04:34 PM

Hearts are like a cheap convenience store. 7-Eleven

**Dashing Bob S** · 07-12-2013 04:35 PM

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11 goals shipped in two games.....

Solid form. They have ICT at home next week, then Celtic (A), Killie (H) and St Liedown (A) to complete their December fixtures before we play them on the 2nd Jan. Trying to work out when they'll hit zero points - please don't make it against us!

***Hermit Crab*** · 07-12-2013 04:36 PM

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Solid form. They have ICT at home next week, then Celtic (A), Killie (H) and St Liedown (A) to complete their December fixtures before we play them on the 2nd Jan. Trying to work out when they'll hit zero points - please don't make it against us!

Next week agsinst Hughes ICT fc.

***Jack Hackett*** · 07-12-2013 04:57 PM

They can't seem to get their collective heads around the fact that they're stuck with Locke unless he walks. He's probably doing the job for the same wage he was getting when he was cleaning the kit for McGlum, and that's why he got the job in the first place.

You've got no money yams. Nada! Zilch! N. O. T. H. I. N .G. You can't afford Junior League wages for a manager. Get used to it

**Dashing Bob S** · 07-12-2013 05:03 PM

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They can't seem to get their collective heads around the fact that they're stuck with Locke unless he walks. He's probably doing the job for the same wage he was getting when he was cleaning the kit for McGlum, and that's why he got the job in the first place.

You've got no money yams. Nada! Zilch! N. O. T. H. I. N .G. You can't afford Junior League wages for a manager. Get used to it

He's would possibly work for nothing, until that fateful day comes when Hearts have to bump their laundry service people.

AND...that's probably not that far away!

johnbc70 · 07-12-2013 05:08 PM

When discussing new managers to replace Locke some yam suggests Tony Pulis. That will be the Tony Pulis who will leave the English Premier League to manage a team in administration and with one foot in the SFL.

Some still live in fantasy world, you have Locke cause he was cheap and available. You will not be getting a current EPL manager to take over, you will probably still have Locke in the SFL because again he is CHEAP and available. Infact any players you do somehow manage to sign will be because they are CHEAP and available. Get used to it.

**~~God Petrie~~** · 07-12-2013 05:09 PM

This is an amazing post from 15ptsback which sums up everything wrong about their joke if a club.

"Two words to those who think a new manager won't make a difference.

Tony Pulis."

***Jack Hackett*** · 07-12-2013 05:12 PM

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When discussing new managers to replace Locke some yam suggests Tony Pulis. That will be the Tony Pulis who will leave the English Premier League to manage a team in administration and with one foot in the SFL.

Some still live in fantasy world, you have Locke cause he was cheap and available. You will not be getting a current EPL manager to take over, you will probably still have Locke in the SFL because again he is CHEAP and available. Infact any players you do somehow manage to sign will be because they are CHEAP and available. Get used to it.

To be fair, I think the Tony Pulis reference was to do with him turning a bad team around, not with actually suggesting him as a replacement for Locke. Further down though, some cock was suggesting that managers down south might not be aware of hertz situation and would take the job on...the delusion continues

**SaulGoodman** · 07-12-2013 05:13 PM

For anyone that doesn't want to visit kb, here's my pick of the bunch.

Come Hearts let's get a result to be proud of and shut up up a few people. By a few I mean the rest of Scottish clubs fans

I think we might sneak something today

1-0

Sigh.

Hmm potentially offside. Goes against us. If it wisnae for bad luck we'd have no luck at all.

GOAL

GET IT UP YE HATERS!!

Excellent hearts now let's kick on.

2-1

Sigh

Surely there's no reason to fear Utd's youngsters? Isn't Gauld only 17 or something?

So far an offside goal and Paterson fouled before their second goal and now Hearts player booked for diving after being fouled - referees continuing their vendetta according to willie miller anyway

Nothing like paranoia setting in.

3-1

.

4-1 FFS

FFS Rankine then Butchers Mince equalise its like living a nightmare - still the hobos will think its their year now again

**Dashing Bob S** · 07-12-2013 05:17 PM

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For anyone that doesn't want to visit kb, here's my pick of the bunch.

Good work. I know people will say 'we have to put our own in order' but I've said for years that I planned to savour Hearts inevitable demise, and I'm doing just that.

***Jack Hackett*** · 07-12-2013 05:20 PM

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Good work. I know people will say 'we have to put our own in order' but I've said for years that I planned to savour Hearts inevitable demise, and I'm doing just that.

It's good to laugh...and laughs are guaranteed over the road

**SaulGoodman** · 07-12-2013 05:24 PM

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Good work. I know people will say 'we have to put our own in order' but I've said for years that I planned to savour Hearts inevitable demise, and I'm doing just that.

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It's good to laugh...and laughs are guaranteed over the road

What's the point in having rivals if you can't laugh at them being absolute pish?

**Pretty Boy** · 07-12-2013 05:26 PM

No matter how bad thing are at Hibs, and they are getting better, i'll always wake up grateful i'm not a Hearts fan.

1 point closer to the teams above them by Decemeber, bit of a come down from being above us by October eh?

**Andy74** · 07-12-2013 05:46 PM

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No matter how bad thing are at Hibs, and they are getting better, i'll always wake up grateful i'm not a Hearts fan.

1 point closer to the teams above them by Decemeber, bit of a come down from being above us by October eh?

Correct!

**HUTCHYHIBBY** · 07-12-2013 05:52 PM

That was a fun read.

Some of the roasters over there appear to have lost all grasp on reality.

Pleasing!

**~~Hibercelona~~** · 07-12-2013 06:30 PM

They're still clinging on to May 2012. It's becoming utterly hilarious now.

***Jack Hackett*** · 07-12-2013 06:31 PM

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That was a fun read.

Some of the roasters over there appear to have lost all grasp on reality.

Pleasing!

I'm sorry, but shouldn't this be accompanied by some random hertz leg-ends disembodied head sporting an inane grin?

**shagpile** · 07-12-2013 07:17 PM

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I'm sorry, but shouldn't this be accompanied by some random hertz leg-ends disembodied head sporting an inane grin?

Yes. It should. But with 400,000 to chose from, where does one start?

***Jack Hackett*** · 07-12-2013 07:42 PM

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Yes. It should. But with 400,000 to chose from, where does one start?

I suggest a mug-shot from the sex-offenders register

***weecounty hibby*** · 07-12-2013 07:46 PM

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That was a fun read.

Some of the roasters over there appear to have lost all grasp on reality.

Pleasing!

I think you'll find that started to happen when Mercer took them over and then completely when Mr Romanov then took them (for a ride) over

***Viva_Palmeiras*** · 07-12-2013 07:47 PM

For the yams of launched past, yams of launched present and yams of launched future...

Like moths to that blue strip of light that will fry them.... And yet still they come.

God bless her and all who sail in her...

Houston, the former title challengers have cleared
the tower...

**Pete** · 07-12-2013 07:49 PM

It appears that operation yewtree wasn't as thorough as we all thought.

***Pedantic_Hibee*** · 07-12-2013 07:53 PM

There's just not enough lol in the world for me to cope with this. Brilliant.

**WestEndHibee** · 07-12-2013 07:54 PM

What I absolutely love to see is yams bleating on about unfair officials. It's just a brilliant brilliant sight. Seriously they don't have a clue on how to deal with living within their means

***silverhibee*** · 07-12-2013 08:03 PM

F*** the h*****

***Mr White*** · 07-12-2013 08:06 PM

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What I absolutely love to see is yams bleating on about unfair officials. It's just a brilliant brilliant sight. Seriously they don't have a clue on how to deal with living within their means

especially when they had craig Thomson today.