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Thread: This Weeks Caption Competition
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07-09-2013 05:09 AM #1Testimonial Due
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This Weeks Caption Competition
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07-09-2013 07:47 AM #2@hibs.net private member
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"Don't bother with the nipple foreplay, just hurry up and pish on me"
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07-09-2013 07:51 AM #3@hibs.net private member
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"I feel a right tit"
" but it's my left doc!"
"I know....""We know the people who have invested so far are simple fans." Vladimir Romanov - Scotsman 10th December 2012
"Romanov was like a breath of fresh air - laced with cyanide." Me.
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07-09-2013 08:01 AM #4Private Members Prediction League Winner
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Tick tock tick tock tick tock.
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07-09-2013 08:37 AM #5@hibs.net private member
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Our diagnosis is correct, this man has NO HEART
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07-09-2013 08:55 AM #6@hibs.net private member
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Lesbians in "Never been more sure of not changing sides" shocker.
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07-09-2013 09:39 AM #7@hibs.net private member
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Jack Duckworth auditions for Baron Frankenstein role. Monster doing it to raise funds to buy shares.
"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
Sir Matt Busby
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07-09-2013 09:41 AM #8@hibs.net private member
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I don't really fancy him, but I get a turn at being Doctor as well.
"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
Sir Matt Busby
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07-09-2013 09:47 AM #9@hibs.net private member
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Congratulations you're fit to play as we are a bit short on players son - will £15k a week be enough?
"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
Sir Matt Busby
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07-09-2013 10:11 AM #10First Team Breakthrough
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"yes i can confirm, you have a tomato face."
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07-09-2013 10:18 AM #11Administrator
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'Budget cuts not to blame for questionable quality of erotic Hearts calendar' claims administrator.
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07-09-2013 11:07 AM #12@hibs.net private member
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Sorry Mr Locke but your heart is just as worthless and bankrupt as your football team.
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07-09-2013 11:13 AM #13@hibs.net private member
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Leith superglue trickster sought by police.
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07-09-2013 11:38 AM #14Testimonial Due
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Doctors assess the impact of repetitive exposure to urine on the human skin
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07-09-2013 11:57 AM #15@hibs.net private member
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It responds Igor, fetch the Brain.
"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
Sir Matt Busby
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07-09-2013 12:03 PM #16Coaching Staff
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You think this is fun? just wait until he gets his thermometer.
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07-09-2013 12:04 PM #17@hibs.net private member
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Locke launches asbestosis testing fund raiser, £50 a go.
Brave Gary says "unlike the share issue you will get something for your money".
Allisbarry:Hearts launch groundbreaking initiative to see if there is any link between the holes in the stand roof and the well being of those they regularly expose to it. No other club in the world needs to do this.
The city council safety officer was unavailable for comment and declined to have his nipple rubbed.
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07-09-2013 06:57 PM #18@hibs.net private member
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Your in better shape than Hearts but with that red coupen ill give you a year .
ggtth
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07-09-2013 08:47 PM #19@hibs.net private member
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And when I do this he rubs his giant orange bollock with his 2 and a half fingers.
"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
Sir Matt Busby
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07-09-2013 10:12 PM #20Solipsist
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The doctor was relieved to find some activity when he checked his patent's heart, because there hadn't been any sign of life on the brain scan.
Mature, sensible signature required for responsible position. Good prospects for the right candidate. Apply within.
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08-09-2013 06:28 PM #21First Team Regular
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'Yud better write that doon fur me Doc, cus al no remember 'erogenous'.
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08-09-2013 06:48 PM #22Testimonial Due
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look good, feel good, smell a bit funny.... Gary you're a twat
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09-09-2013 08:20 AM #24Testimonial Due
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I can see a right tit....no make that two!
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