Our pink pals face an uncertain future. Here's a poem I made up while pished, just to cheer them up. Recited it to Alan, my Jambo neighbour, several times before he called the wife to drag me home.
Befuddled muddled puddle drinker
Your boys played a total stinker
No wonder you've a twitchy sphincter
Next week you'll be very extincter
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12-05-2013 11:55 PM #1Coaching Staff
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New songs, jokes and poems about them (merged)
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13-05-2013 12:05 AM #2First Team Breakthrough
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you're going to have a splitting heedache tomorrow haha
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13-05-2013 12:07 AM #3@hibs.net private member
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Mon the Hibs.
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13-05-2013 12:10 AM #4Coaching Staff
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
7-0
6-2
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13-05-2013 12:15 AM #5@hibs.net private member
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't like poems
F*** the HeartsMon the Hibs.
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13-05-2013 12:22 AM #6Matron
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For Gary it's urine
For Ryan it's drink
As for the bus shelter, it's f-ing pink
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13-05-2013 12:23 AM #7First Team Breakthrough
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
We've got Leigh Griffiths
They've got Ngoo
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13-05-2013 12:27 AM #8@hibs.net private member
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some roses are red
some roses are pink
just like vlads subs
the jambos will sink
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13-05-2013 12:32 AM #9Left by mutual consent!
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This is their story, this is their song
A club where McHattie's will surely belong
With players like John Sutton, Taouil and Ngoo
Those poor Jambo b*****ds are well in the poo
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13-05-2013 12:45 AM #10Promising Youngster
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Brilliant
Originally Posted by Hibercelona
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteThis is their story, this is their song
A club where McHattie's will surely belong
With players like John Sutton, Taouil and Ngoo
Those poor Jambo b*****ds are well in the poo
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13-05-2013 03:50 AM #11
There are few reasons for laughter
But one has just entered my head
If I can't laugh at Hearts while I'm living
How the **** can I laugh when I'm dead
I am writing in dear Canada
My thoughts are with you at home
I'm sharing the fun and laughter
I'm composing this poem
Before I come back to Scotland
At the border this ill declare
Although the Hearts are forgotten
The Hibs will always be there.
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13-05-2013 11:57 AM #12Coaching Staff
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Yams in the red
Millions they blew
Thought they were getting Saurez
But got big N'Goo
Coats on.
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13-05-2013 12:40 PM #13Coaching Staff
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Vlad's Song...
To the tune of "Sorry, Blame It On Me" by Akon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcuRXZ0e89Q
I’m sorry for the fact I kept your home
When Robinson wanted all of you to go
Without my investment you’d be on your own,
Paying off the interest on your Wonga loan.
I should have put Tynecastle straight up for sale
Instead of having cheques getting lost in mail.
I should have given George Burley time to fail.
Instead of busting Graham Rix out of jail.
I’m sorry for the wrong things that I’ve done
I’m sorry I sacked Anderton for my son
Some say that Roman was just a kid,
But I prefer my fireworks off the pitch.
I’m sorry for the drama with the Riccarton 3,
Caveman and Beardy and their sidekick Spotty.
I know that Elvis to Celtic was quite a loss.
Maybe I should have sucked Paul Hartley off.
(Bridge)
I understand there’s cash flow problems,
And I’m not too poor to pay.
But the tax bill that we’re facing,
Could make me walk away.
If I can avoid laughing in your face,
Like when I called it debt for equity.
You will all cash in your Giros
And give your cash to me.
[Chorus]
You can give your cash to me [4x]
Said you can give your cash to me [3x]
You can give your cash to me
I’m sorry that the cheers have turned to tears.
I’m sorry for 12 managers in 7 years.
Burley, Rix and Ivanauskas,
Malofeyev, Frail and Korobochka.
Jefferies, Mcglyn and Sergio.
Not even I could understand Laszlo.
I’m sorry that solvency is just a dream,
But we can call ourselves the UBIG team.
I’m sorry for the wages that are always late,
I’m sorry for the tax that wen t unpaid.
I know I promised a £51m stand,
But now I’m due Hector 500 grand.
I’m sorry that I couldn’t win the Premier League,
But the Old Firm wouldn’t sell me their referees.
I’m sorry that the only club I could afford,
Was sold to me by a fat man from the House of Lords.
(Bridge)
I understand there’s cash flow problems,
And I’m not too poor to pay.
But the tax bill that we’re facing,
Could make me walk away.
If I can avoid laughing in your face,
Like when I called it debt for equity.
You will all cash in your Giros
And give your cash to me.
[Chorus]
You can give your cash to me [4x]
Said you can give your cash to me [3x]
You can give your cash to me
I’m sorry for the transfer embargo,
Now we have to do without Kaunas loans.
I’m sorry for the stories former players tell,
I only wish Mackay had some medals to sell.
I’m sorry Dancing with the Stars was fixed…
I’m sorry Pedro Lopez doesn’t even exist.
I’m sorry for the player that the fax machine picked.
I’m sorry for the Russian hats that got kicked.
(Bridge)
I understand there’s cash flow problems,
And I’m not too poor to pay.
But the tax bill that we’re facing,
Could make me walk away.
If I can avoid laughing in your face,
Like when I called it debt for equity.
You will all cash in your Giros
And give your cash to me.
[Chorus]
You can give your cash to me [4x]
Said you can give your cash to me [3x]
You can give your cash to me
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13-05-2013 12:56 PM #15Left by mutual consent!
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They call us the wee team
I don't give a toss
'cos Leigh scored a cracker
And then so did RossLast edited by Peevemor; 13-05-2013 at 12:58 PM.
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13-05-2013 01:16 PM #16Coaching Staff
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An epic work. Originally Posted by Future17
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13-05-2013 01:18 PM #17Coaching Staff
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Originally Posted by Dashing Bob S
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Epic, Bob. Truly epic.
And so kind of you to share it with your neighbour.
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13-05-2013 01:23 PM #18First Team Breakthrough
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
5 derby games
You couldnae win 1
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17-06-2013 09:54 PM #19First Team Regular
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New songs, jokes and poems about them (merged)
on the first day of admin
mad vlad gave to me
A fat striker called nade
On the second day of admin
Mad vlad gave to me, 2 goals at dens
And a fat striker called nade
On the third day of admin
Mad vlad gave to me, 3 paedophiles
2 goals at dens
And a fat striker called nade
On the fourth day of admin
Mad vlad gave to me, 4 pink stands
3 paedophiles
2 goals at dens
and a fat striker called nade
on the fifth day of admin
mad vlad gave to me, 5 man-a-gers
4 pink stands
3 paedophiles
2 goals at dens
and a fat striker called nade
on the sixth day of admin
mad vlad gave to me, 6-2 to hibs
5 man-a-gers
4 pink stands
3 paedophiles
2 goals at dens
and a fat striker called nade
on the seventh day of admin
mad vlad gave to me, 7-0 to hibs
6-2 to hibs
5 man-a-gers
4 pink stands
3 paedophiles
2 goals at dens
and a fat striker called nade
on the eight day of admin
mad vlad gave to me, ian black a painting
7 nil to hibs
6-2 to hibs
5 man-a-gers
4 pink stands
3 paedophiles
2 goals at dens
and a fat striker called nade
on the ninth day of admin
mad vlad gave to me, donkey dave mcpherson
ian black a painting
7 nil to hibs
6-2 to hibs
5 man-a-gers
4 pink stands
3 paedophiles
2 goals at dens
and a fat striker called nade
on the tenth day of admin
mad vlad gave to me, rudi skacel busking
donkey dave McPherson
ian black a painting
7 nil to hibs
6-2 to hibs
5 managers
4 pink stands
3 paedophiles
2 goals at dens
and a fat striker called nade
on the eleventh day of admin
mad vlad gave to me, medals mckay is racist
rudi skacel busking
donkey dave McPherson
ian black a painting
7-0 to hibs
6-2 to hibs
5 man-a-gers
4 pink stands
3 paedophiles
2 goals at dens
and a fat striker called nade
on the twelfth day of admin
mad vlad gave to me, booked for being ugly!
medals McKay is racist
rudi skacel busking
donkey dave McPherson
ian black a painting
7 nil to hibs
6-2 to hibs
5 man-a-gers
4 pink stands
3 paedophiles
2 goals at dens
and - a - fat - stri - ker - called - na - deee !
merry admin every one! A wee seasonal song courtesy of my pals Neil, mikey, the porty boys, room temperature tennents lager and everyone on the jones travel bus to the 2012 sc game away at killie.Last edited by villager; 24-06-2013 at 12:39 AM.
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17-06-2013 10:24 PM #21First Team Regular
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Brilliant.
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17-06-2013 10:26 PM #22Testimonial Due
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Nice 1 hymn sheets at Easter road for Uefa tie at er
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17-06-2013 10:30 PM #23@hibs.net private member
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"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it" - George Bernard Shaw.
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17-06-2013 11:35 PM #25Coaching Staff
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Genius at work!
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17-06-2013 11:38 PM #26Coaching Staff
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Almost worth hoping they make it through to Christmas to belt out that ditty.
Almost.
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17-06-2013 11:51 PM #27@hibs.net private member
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very good indeed
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18-06-2013 08:48 AM #29Testimonial Due
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Good work.
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18-06-2013 07:37 PM #30'S' Form
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The Dark Clouds that gather.
The dark clouds that gather over the west of my city,
fill my Hibernian heart with sadness and pity;
There are streams of tears,not one dry eye,
from the Horseshoe inn,to Dickens,Dalry.
What is happening why all the woe there,
is there somebody ill,someone in bother;
Has there been an earthquake,been a tsunami,
is there a riot,a big social rammy.
What can it be that is creating this sadness,
when the east of the city shines with such gladness;
Why this catastrophy,why such devastation,
then someone whispered,``administration``;
Oh dearie me,nay twice dearie me to myself,
I`d forgotten that Vlad had squandered theie wealth.
NOW i knew why those tears,yet I felt little pity,
and understood the dark clouds o`er the west of the city.
GEORGE ROBERTSONLast edited by FATROBBOSBRO; 18-06-2013 at 07:39 PM.
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