Eurovision (Non Shiny Fish's Eurovision updates)

[nonshinyfinish]

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The Azerbaijani is a bit of a dick.

I like him more than the c*** in the box.

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I hope he suffocates in there.

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Greek entry now (arf!).

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Stereotype.

Not sure who it's a stereotype of, but it is.

[hibsbollah]

Greek ska in kilts. Takis Fyssas.

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Greasy as f***, and they mostly look like pricks. Shan.

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Greek ska in kilts. Takis Fyssas.

Takis Fyssas is, as they say, s***e.

[hibsbollah]

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Greasy as f***, and they mostly look like pricks. Shan.

Its funny. I like em.

[Sergey]

It's a big NO from Sergey

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Its funny. I like em.

Wrong.

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It's a big NO from Sergey

Right.

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Ukraine. Meant to good, let's see...

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Sexy.

[hibsbollah]

It would make a change to see an ugly Ukrainian woman. They all seem to be gorgeous. This ones been carried in by Andre the Giant.

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Song is weak, and she looks like a mermaid (not necessarily a bad thing, but you'll struggle to get beyond third).

She's caterwauling now.

[Sergey]

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Sexy.

Nice close-up hip shot there.

Not sure about her beak, though.

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It would make a change to see an ugly Ukrainian woman. They all seem to be gorgeous. This ones been carried in by Andre the Giant.

I was in Kiev in the summer; they blew my damn mind. Astonishing.

[nonshinyfinish]

Italians are up. I imagine this will be piss-poor.

[hibsbollah]

This Italian is wearing a bank clerks cheap suit. Singing a sad song. Must've lost his job in the downturn.

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I'm actually quite charmed by this song.

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Key change was far too early. They f***ed it there.

[Peevemor]

This is going to end up longer than the yam threads.

'mon the frogs!

[Sergey]

His shoes are simply all wrong. Brown/tan with a blue suit every time for moi. Never black.

[hibsbollah]

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Key change was far too early. They f***ed it there.

I blame Lewis Stevenson.

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This is going to end up longer than the yam threads.

'mon the frogs!

So far I've got 80 out of 110 posts...does that make me the CavershamGreen of Eurovision?

French still favourites in my eyes.

[Peevemor]

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Key change was far too early. They f***ed it there.

Mr whippy haircut doesn't help either.

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His shoes are simply all wrong. Brown/tan with a blue suit every time for moi. Never black.

Correct.

Any c*** that wears black shoes with dark blue wants shot.

[hibsbollah]

I like Norway. Sounds like Curve from 1992 or thereabouts.

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Norwegians trying to get on the Swedish bandwagon from last year. Wisen up, Scandis.

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This is alright. Still plumping for the French.

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Georgia. This is apparently good. Let's see...