Eurovision (Non Shiny Fish's Eurovision updates)

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Hilarious stuff from the Romanians. Hagi on Ketamine.

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Obviously that was awful, but you have to award points for effort.

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Hilarious stuff from the Romanians. Hagi on Ketamine.

Thou shalt not take Gheorghe's name in vain.

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Bonnie looks rough. And the song is poor.

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You never know though, this is the kind of s***e that folk like.

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Thou shalt not take Gheorghe's name in vain.

He was the only Romanian I could think of.

Bonnies made a bit of a farage of herself.

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You never know though, this is the kind of s***e that folk like.

Nah, I can see a nul​ points.

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Salmond, I think this might be a good angle for getting the rest of the UK to f***.

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'Mon the Swedes.

Hold on, this is pish. You have betrayed your country's proud pop tradition, you fanny.

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Shove your white waistcoat up your arse, c***.

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Salmond, I think this might be a good angle for getting the rest of the UK to f***.

We'd get Ricky Ross doing the Scottish one.

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'Mon the Swedes.

Hold on, this is pish. You have betrayed your country's proud pop tradition, you fanny.

+1

That was shameful

Good entertainment so far though :)

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We'd get Ricky Ross doing the Scottish one.

Can we not get Rick Ross?

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Hungary. Good background cartoons. Song is, so far, s***e.

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You think your beard and your hat look cool, but in fact you look like a dick.

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Guy playing guitar is a clear ****.

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Canny get a bet on UK nul point

Was 66/1 before the competition started...

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Denmark. Bookies say this will win.

I love Copenhagen. An astonishingly beautiful city, populated by seriously sexy girls.

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Quite like this.

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Not bowled over by that Danish effort, but it's decent in the grand scheme of things. Still prefer the French entry, but I expect the Danish song to do better.

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A slow-burning ballad in Icelandic. Bold, if nothing else.

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Icelandic beefcake. Eye candy for the gay vote.

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F*** it, I'm getting on board with this. 'Mon the Icelanders!

Yeh gal leeth, yeh gal leeth.

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There's the key change! Yes!

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Top, top Icelandic.

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Azerbaijan. Almost certainly pish.

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Pish. God, really pish.

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The Azerbaijani is a bit of a dick.

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F*** off. The guy in the box can f*** off too.

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The Houdini thing is quite amusing though