Eurovision (Non Shiny Fish's Eurovision updates)

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Anyone watching?

We've already had an adventurous caterpillar, a cameo from Zlatan, a shot of the big f***-off bridge between Copenhagen and Malmo, and some seriously dodgy choral singing.

*rubs hands*

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Well that was s***e. Written by the two lads out of Abba apparently, it seems they've seriously lost their touch,

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Like the new thread title, admin prick.

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This French lassie does not give a f***.

Good start.

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Lithuania, you say?

I really hope this song's central motif is 'Roman Roman-an-nov'.

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'It becomes untrue, because of my shoes'

This is pish. Next.

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There it is! First insipid ballad in an impenetrable Eastern European language!

[Peevemor]

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This French lassie does not give a f***.

Good start.

Amandine Bourgeois - I think she's great. She won a French pop idol thing 3 or 4 years ago and from the auditions onward there was only going to be one winner.

And she's a bam!

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At least she's ginger, likesay.

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Amandine Bourgeois - I think she's great. She won a French pop idol thing 3 or 4 years ago and from the auditions onward there was only going to be one winner.

And she's a bam!

Yas!

I was starting to think it was just me.

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We are all Bourgeois now, as they say...

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Oh dear. The Turks have a fine recent pedigree in this competition, but this effort is shocking. Where did they get hold of a Liberty X cast off?

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It's a load of sheite, always has been and always will be!

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Yas!

I was starting to think it was just me.

I've turned over now. It's the final of the French 'The Voice' tonight - far more important (for Eloïse - my 8 year old daughter).

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The Spanish have got the bagpipes out. New favourite.

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I've turned over now. It's the final of the French 'The Voice' tonight - far more important (for Eloïse - my 8 year old daughter).

You've changed, man.

[Sergey]

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It's a load of sheite, always has been and always will be!

The Nazi's will win it, simply because they're propping-up half the bleedin' nations that are participating.

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Quite like this. French still leading the pack though.

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P.S. if Hertz go pop tonight, can someone post it here? I don't have time to keep tabs on the main board tonight. Cheers.

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This is rancid. Stick to chocolate, duffel coats and paedophiles, Belgium.

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That Belgian kid needs a good skelp.

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Estonia. The Baltic nations are usually good value.

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Not a winner, but it's hard to argue with those uplifting chords and her lovely hair.

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Estonia. The Baltic nations are usually good value.

Very pleasing on the eye to boot

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Very pleasing on the eye to boot

Hold on to your hat, I think the Belarussian lassie might blow it off.

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Big disco ball. Like it.

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Unfortunately, the song is beyond shan.

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Big disco ball. Like it.

Belarus.
What a ****ing racket. Terrible. Next.

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Belarus.
What a ****ing racket. Terrible. Next.

I've been there - scary country, but some properly fit women. This is not their finest moment.

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Malta. This will probably be crap.