Tomorrow is Mother's Day!!
My wife's Mother's Day has now turned into........
"There's the bairn - enjoy Mother's Day, I'm off to watch Hibs beat hearts. Oh, and If we win, see you on Monday morning"
Ones wife is not a happy camper!
Anybody else in the same boat?!?!?!?
Mon the cabbage!!
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Thread: Who else is in the bad books??
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09-03-2013 08:33 PM #1First Team Breakthrough
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Who else is in the bad books??
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09-03-2013 08:41 PM #2@hibs.net private member
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Just remind her she is not your mum so the day has nothing to do with you. Problem solved.
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09-03-2013 08:51 PM #3@hibs.net private member
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Mother's Day and mums birthday.
Taking dad to the btg at 11
Oops
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09-03-2013 08:56 PM #4First Team Regular
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Me too, but no too bothered. I told the wife on a previous 'discussion' that i fell in love with hibs long before i met her. I wouldnt recommend that line. Originally Posted by sauzee6_2
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Anyway, up early, cook her a nice breakfast and get ourselves over fi fife.
Come on the hibees.
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09-03-2013 08:57 PM #5First Team Breakthrough
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I asked my mum if she wanted to come to the game...gen up!
Strangely, she declined
Yet to be converted to the way of the
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09-03-2013 08:59 PM #6ADMIN
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My son is taking his Mum to the derby. She is genuinely chuffed. Result.
Every gimmick hungry yob,
Digging gold from rock and roll
Grabs the mic to tell us,
He'll die before he's sold.
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09-03-2013 08:59 PM #7@hibs.net private member
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A few jambo's have overcome this problem by simply taking all female relatives- aunties, cousins, sisters and nieces for a bag of chips before the game.
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09-03-2013 09:00 PM #8@hibs.net private member
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We always seem to be playing a big game on mothers day! Mrs Wazoo is used to it now. I'm oot the door at 8 15 tomorrow. She can have a cuppa in bed and the bairns can annoy her all day!
Never one to laugh at others misfortune but today could only have been improved by rangers getting horsed and God pissing down a meteor shower of fifty pound notes on Edinburgh
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09-03-2013 09:01 PM #93pts away from home - i'm a happy glory hunter.
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How can they afford two bags of chips? (assuming one for themselves) Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee
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09-03-2013 09:05 PM #10Coaching Staff
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my wife kens she's no my Ma, although she's slapped me oan the heid almost as much as the auld girl did. she also knows Hibs 1st, 70 Shilling next, then my van,car then her.unless i've got other important things on.
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09-03-2013 09:05 PM #11Old Codger Hibstorian
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So basically take their Mum for a bag of chips given that their Mum is also their aunt, cousin, sister and niece? Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee
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This is how it feels
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09-03-2013 09:06 PM #12@hibs.net private member
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My good lady is a Hibby and she has decided to have a few like minded friends around to watch the game and the kids can provide a waiter/ waitress service. I will take advantage of that as well, she's not my mother
"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
Sir Matt Busby
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Originally Posted by Jonnyboy
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteSo basically take their Mum for a bag of chips given that their Mum is also their aunt, cousin, sister and niece?
In a nutshell yes you're right, though I seriously doubt that some of the jambo "females" are actually that
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09-03-2013 09:11 PM #15ADMIN
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So does mine. Mind you I am in my fifties and she is currently reliving World War 2. (I don't want to ruin her fun by telling her the Jambos won.) Originally Posted by Gatecrasher
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Digging gold from rock and roll
Grabs the mic to tell us,
He'll die before he's sold.
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09-03-2013 09:17 PM #16@hibs.net private member
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In a few extreme cases its also their father Originally Posted by Jonnyboy
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteSo basically take their Mum for a bag of chips given that their Mum is also their aunt, cousin, sister and niece?
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09-03-2013 09:20 PM #17Testimonial Due
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Tell your Maw that you don't need a designated day to tell her she's special.
N.B. Mind and tell her she's special some other time preferably before Mothers Day.
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I'm abandoning most of my kids to go to the game. Early KO means they will see me for tea. I don't need a special day, They don't earn any money to buy me pressies and they tell me they love me every day ( in their own way, like leaving dishes, clothes, shoes etc lying about) :-)
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09-03-2013 09:33 PM #19Matron
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Originally Posted by Mrs. S
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Snap. Rubbish Originally Posted by SouthMoroccoStu
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09-03-2013 09:47 PM #21Mummy of 3 and hibee through and through
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i want to go to the game but instead will have to watch it at home with the enemy (the hubby!) thanks to the trains (or lack of!) and early kick off!
totally gutted...derby was the fixture last year for mothers day too!! lol
at least i get to spend it with my babies too!!
Cameron, Chloe and Lewis....
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09-03-2013 10:04 PM #22Testimonial Due
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Its Mother's Day???
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09-03-2013 11:02 PM #23@hibs.net private member
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I took my mum to a derby a couple seasons back on her birthday and she's vowed not to go back, (coin chucking, Riordan red card game) offered to take her the morn and she politely declined so that's me cleared for an early start! Bring it on
''It's always been just part of the culture. Growing up, for most working-class kids, is all about football, music or clothes. You might not have much money, but whatever you have got, you're going to look good.'' - Paul Weller
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09-03-2013 11:31 PM #24Coaching Staff
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Well I'll be at the match with my mum today. In fact she wouldn't have it any other way!
She's a season ticket holder, Hibs daft and been going to Easter Road for about 40 years!
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09-03-2013 11:35 PM #25First Team Regular
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I'm fwcked 2 young kids a nagging Jambo wife,Jambo in- laws and a Hibby bro-in-law who has kindly offered to take care of me during the pre match bust up.
GGTTH
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10-03-2013 12:18 AM #26@hibs.net private member
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My Mother's Day will be fab, ill be at the derby
My mum gets my boy for the afternoon, she couldn't possibly want anything more!
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10-03-2013 12:22 AM #27First Team Regular
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Originally Posted by Mrs. S
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Now, what's wrong with this picture? Originally Posted by Torto7062
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10-03-2013 12:42 AM #29First Team Regular
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Everything! Originally Posted by One Day Soon
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When things get bad in ones' own life - spare a thought for Torto 7062!
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10-03-2013 02:07 AM #30Testimonial Due
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I asked my mum if she wanted to come to the derby her reply 'would I f***', needless to say she doesn't like the football. She just accepts that I'll be at the football. I've got her a nice present, chocolates and a card though so she won't mind. Plus I'll see here before I leave at 11 to get the bus and get lunch.
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