Anybody waiting for an appointment is bound to have come across this in The Reader's Digest. Let's see if we can help them broaden their appeal and freshen up the format at the same time......
Fester
a) To decay and ferment.
b) Rotten inside
c) Manager of Hearts
Locke
a) Security device.
b) Female sex organ.
c) Ignorant.
Skacel
a) School Bag
b) Nose Bag
c) Bawbag
......get the picture, all suggestions will be rewarded with an entry to a draw, first prize £1,000,000 to the charity of your choice.
Results 1 to 9 of 9
-
23-11-2012 02:59 PM #1
It Pays To Improve Your Word Power
-
-
23-11-2012 08:36 PM #3
Vlad
The Impaler
The Sting
The Svengali
Vlad (v) To Vlad the act of extracting the very last drop of life from a living thing whist at the same time having it believe it has more to give, or to induce a state of mass hypnosis..........Last edited by Bostonhibby; 23-11-2012 at 08:41 PM.
"I did not need any persuasion to play for such a great club, the Hibs result is still one of the first I look for"
Sir Matt Busby
-
-
23-11-2012 09:18 PM #5
Share Issue
a) Fundraising exercise
b) Dodgy foreign geezer's pension
c) Orgy fluids
-
-
23-11-2012 10:10 PM #7
Tax:
a) Optional payment to Inland revenue from big football clubs
b) Excuse for all of your problems.
c) Reason to not pay wages on time.
.
-
02-12-2012 07:52 PM #8
Perfect Result
a) Hibs winning
b) Hearts losing
c) both
Oblivion
a) Out of the Cup
b) Out of Business
c) Both
-
02-12-2012 08:06 PM #9
ASBESTOS.
A. a fibrous mineral which does not burn
B. a harmful substance which can have fatal consequences if inhaled into the lung
C. the prefered choice of roof covering for larger than normal football clubs on the verge of extinction
Log in to remove the advert |
Bookmarks