We should help Save The Hearts (or maybe not?)

[fatbloke]

Dear Fellow Hibbies

Please hear my Heartfelt plea. Please please help me save Hearts.

I have set up an Organisation called Contribute and Save Hearts. I ask all hibbies to send me a contribution to save Hearts.

All i need is the following
1. Your full name and postal address
2. Your Bank Account number and account pin number
3 Your Bank sort code or

Cheques only made out to Contribute and Save Hearts or CASH for short and I promise I will put all cheques towards saving the Hearts - honest.

Disclaimer - Any similarity to a scam being run from Nigeria or Lithuania is entirely intentional.

Edgar J Loophole, Company Lawyer.

[Bostonhibby]

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Dear Fellow Hibbies

Please hear my Heartfelt plea. Please please help me save Hearts.

I have set up an Organisation called Contribute and Save Hearts. I ask all hibbies to send me a contribution to save Hearts.

All i need is the following
1. Your full name and postal address
2. Your Bank Account number and account pin number
3 Your Bank sort code or

Cheques only made out to Contribute and Save Hearts or CASH for short and I promise I will put all cheques towards saving the Hearts - honest.

Disclaimer - Any similarity to a scam being run from Nigeria or Lithuania is entirely intentional.

Edgar J Loophole, Company Lawyer.

I'll kick things off by pledging a turnip. Let me know where to send it.

[fatbloke]

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I'll kick things off by pledging a turnip. Let me know where to send it.

[bingo70]

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Dear Fellow Hibbies

Please hear my Heartfelt plea. Please please help me save Hearts.

I have set up an Organisation called Contribute and Save Hearts. I ask all hibbies to send me a contribution to save Hearts.

All i need is the following
1. Your full name and postal address
2. Your Bank Account number and account pin number
3 Your Bank sort code or

Cheques only made out to Contribute and Save Hearts or CASH for short and I promise I will put all cheques towards saving the Hearts - honest.

Disclaimer - Any similarity to a scam being run from Nigeria or Lithuania is entirely intentional.

Edgar J Loophole, Company Lawyer.

So what your offering is an opportunity to put money into a football club with no chance to get my money back and won't get close to solving the financial problems of this club?

If you run out of money again next month will i be able to give you more again?

Sounds like a pretty good deal

[fatbloke]

Further to my heartfelt plea can I advise that Ukio Bankas share plunged downwards by 3.47% today - this is becoming more urgent by the day.

[fatbloke]

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So what your offering is an opportunity to put money into a football club with no chance to get my money back and won't get close to solving the financial problems of this club?

If you run out of money again next month will i be able to give you more again?

Sounds like a pretty good deal

Dammit sussed already

[Scouse Hibee]

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Dear Fellow Hibbies

Please hear my Heartfelt plea. Please please help me save Hearts.

I have set up an Organisation called Contribute and Save Hearts. I ask all hibbies to send me a contribution to save Hearts.

All i need is the following
1. Your full name and postal address Mrs Isa Laughinathearts
2. Your Bank Account number and account pin number Acc No - 70707070 PIN 1875
3 Your Bank sort code or Sort Code 626262

Cheques only made out to Contribute and Save Hearts or CASH for short and I promise I will put all cheques towards saving the Hearts - honest.

Disclaimer - Any similarity to a scam being run from Nigeria or Lithuania is entirely intentional.

Edgar J Loophole, Company Lawyer.

It's a worthwhile cause so why not.

[Dibben]

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I'll kick things off by pledging a turnip. Let me know where to send it.

Sod the turnip, I'm going to send them a Cabbage!!!

[fatbloke]

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It's a worthwhile cause so why not.

I don't think you are taking Hearts perilous position seriously enough

[Saorsa]

I wouldnae gie them the steam off of one of these tae heat their changing rooms

[Scouse Hibee]

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I don't think you are taking Hearts perilous position seriously enough

Yes I agree, in addition to my pledge of cash I would like to offer a shoulder to cry on.

[fatbloke]

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Yes I agree, in addition to my pledge of cash I would like to offer a shoulder to cry on.

[#FromTheCapital]

I'm skint so can't offer money but I'd be willing to volunteer for some manual labour, for example pitch maintenance. As long as my bus fares and pitch fork are provided that is?

[Bostonhibby]

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Further to my heartfelt plea can I advise that Ukio Bankas share plunged downwards by 3.47% today - this is becoming more urgent by the day.

Are you collecting for them as well? maybe they'd appreciate the turnip - its going to be a long cold winter

[H1bs6H3arts2 FC]

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Dear Fellow Hibbies

Please hear my Heartfelt plea. Please please help me save Hearts.

I have set up an Organisation called Contribute and Save Hearts. I ask all hibbies to send me a contribution to save Hearts.

All i need is the following
1. Your full name and postal address
2. Your Bank Account number and account pin number
3 Your Bank sort code or

Cheques only made out to Contribute and Save Hearts or CASH for short and I promise I will put all cheques towards saving the Hearts - honest.

Disclaimer - Any similarity to a scam being run from Nigeria or Lithuania is entirely intentional.

Edgar J Loophole, Company Lawyer.

will you take vbuttons?

[Dave-O]

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will you take vbuttons?

The state their in they'll take shirt....

[fatbloke]

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The state their in they'll take shirt....

Chocolate?

[Kato]

I'm off out selling pegs. All the proceeds will go toward Hearts..









..... (after costs).

[Rossco1875]

ill donate a nail preferably the last one.

[Saorsa]

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ill donate a nail preferably the last one.

[Cabbage East]

I'd like to pledge sympathy, empathy, best wishes and a pair of well worn bowling shoes.

[Hermit Crab]

I donate the big steamy sh-ite that I'm just away to give birth to.

[Fife-Hibee]

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Dear Fellow Hibbies

Please hear my Heartfelt plea. Please please help me save Hearts.

I have set up an Organisation called Contribute and Save Hearts. I ask all hibbies to send me a contribution to save Hearts.

All i need is the following
1. Your full name and postal address
2. Your Bank Account number and account pin number
3 Your Bank sort code or

Cheques only made out to Contribute and Save Hearts or CASH for short and I promise I will put all cheques towards saving the Hearts - honest.

Disclaimer - Any similarity to a scam being run from Nigeria or Lithuania is entirely intentional.

Edgar J Loophole, Company Lawyer.

Here' ive got Athlete's foot, your welcome to that. Might come in handy in january when you only have half a team left !!

[Eyrie]

I have 60000 vbuttons that I have never found a use for. After careful consideration I have decided to donate fully one vbutton to the campaign to save Hearts.

[Saorsa]

Here's my donation, it's mair than I wanted tae give but I didnae have any change

[Phil D. Rolls]

I think the time has come to finally accept the logic in merging the two Edinburgh teams.

They will play in green and white and their home ground will be Easter Road. Their name will be Hibernian FC, or as a concession Edinburgh Hibernian FC. The best players of both clubs will join together to give the capital a team truly capable of competing in Europe at the highest level.

Likewise we will also merge the best employees of both clubs, meaning that in addition to the magnificent personnel at Hibs just now, we will acquire Hearts hard working cleaning and catering staff. The club will be run by Rod Petrie, who is sure to provide the catalyst to unite the fans, as they all hate him.

By adding 400,000 fans from Hearts core support, the new club will have a massive pool of people prepared to pay for anything and accept whatever they are told. As a business venture, it cannot fail.

I'm surprised no-one has thought of this before.

[Bostonhibby]

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I think the time has come to finally accept the logic in merging the two Edinburgh teams.

They will play in green and white and their home ground will be Easter Road. Their name will be Hibernian FC, or as a concession Edinburgh Hibernian FC. The best players of both clubs will join together to give the capital a team truly capable of competing in Europe at the highest level.

Likewise we will also merge the best employees of both clubs, meaning that in addition to the magnificent personnel at Hibs just now, we will acquire Hearts hard working cleaning and catering staff. The club will be run by Rod Petrie, who is sure to provide the catalyst to unite the fans, as they all hate him.

By adding 400,000 fans from Hearts core support, the new club will have a massive pool of people prepared to pay for anything and accept whatever they are told. As a business venture, it cannot fail.

I'm surprised no-one has thought of this before.

Think I will dust off the prospectus that nice Mr Mercer sent me to try and get me to invest in a similar thing that he was trying to set up a while ago - maybe he was a man ahead of his time? Not really his fault that he got the wrong team - there were 2 to choose from

[hibees 7062]

Ill donate the use of my JCB for the pitch at half time , or stick it up front , cant be any worse

[jabis]

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I think the time has come to finally accept the logic in merging the two Edinburgh teams.

They will play in green and white and their home ground will be Easter Road. Their name will be Hibernian FC, or as a concession Edinburgh Hibernian FC. The best players of both clubs will join together to give the capital a team truly capable of competing in Europe at the highest level.

Likewise we will also merge the best employees of both clubs, meaning that in addition to the magnificent personnel at Hibs just now, we will acquire Hearts hard working cleaning and catering staff. The club will be run by Rod Petrie, who is sure to provide the catalyst to unite the fans, as they all hate him.

By adding 400,000 fans from Hearts core support, the new club will have a massive pool of people prepared to pay for anything and accept whatever they are told. As a business venture, it cannot fail.

I'm surprised no-one has thought of this before.

I love oor Rod

[sauzee1966]

Classic interview with Uncle Fester to say he would be quite happy to have a wage delay if it would help the club... But sir the point is you would not have a choice anyway.....if you still have a Job your wages will be late...and the other option is that the club will have gone belly up and you will not have a job. Only 2 options available so why say you would 'offer' to take a wage delay...what a total FUD!!