Harry Potter - Just what is he good for?

[matty_f]

Clearly he's not an actual wizard, so he can't do spells and that, and as a manager he's one the square root of hee-haw, so he's not good at that either.

So, people of hibs.net, my question to you is: Just what is Harry Potter good for?



Personally, I think he's got a use as a measure of how bad things could be for folk who are down on their luck. "Never mind son, it could be worse - you could be Harry Potter."

He also looks like he'd be a decent scarecrow.

[Mikey]

Rab C Nesbitt's stunt double.

[matty_f]

He'd make a good "Just Say 'No'" advert.

[Greendub]

Absolutely nothing!

[matty_f]

Good for making Bertie Vogts seem like an improvement.

[.Sean.]

I could do with someone to wraggle some walls for me. Then again, I'd need a good job made of it, trusting Levein to do a 'good job' of anything is an impossible ask.


Sooner that scruff, speccy Hearts ******* is out the door and on the dole que the better.

[s.a.m]

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Absolutely nothing!

Say it again!

[le bill]

Part Time Waste Paper Basket!

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[Phil MaGlass]

Window Licking

[Stevie Reid]

Massively overreacting to claims that his Hearts team were "a big, physical side".

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[PatHead]

Big Issue seller.

[Stevie Reid]

Massively overreacting to questions as to why he played 4-6-0 in Prague: -

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Jings! He hasn't half bloated up since then. I thought the Buckfast thing was a joke.

Three stones flabbier and a Barlinnie haircut and scrub. The Man of Destiny.

He says there he has a squad of good-quality players who'll work hard and run till they drop. So it isn't a lack of ability and it isn't a lack of effort on the part of the team.

So what's the problem, Craig?

[HiBremian]

Put him on asbestos removal at the PBS

[matty_f]

Stick him in a stripey hat and jumper, get him in the crowd at Hampden, and we can have a real life game of Where's Wally.

[jacomo]

Felt sorry for the jakey so I offered him some work sweeping the yard.

But instead of using the new broom I had bought for the job, he insisted on going round next door and borrowing an older, not very good broom instead. Inevitably, results were mixed.

When I asked him to explain what he was doing, he got in a huff and mumbled something incomprehensible about "only working with brooms that wanted to work with him".

I had to let him go.

[Bostonhibby]

The leg on my garden table is a bit wobbly so I suppose I could let him take its place until I get round to fitting a new one. Or there's an empty hutch in the garden since the rabbit died but I am no sure if he could do the job though, its a hard act to follow and he'd need to hit the ground running.

[Hibercelona]

He needs a one way ticket to Hogwarts.

[sleeping giant]

Delaying ejaculation

[silverhibee]

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Clearly he's not an actual wizard, so he can't do spells and that, and as a manager he's one the square root of hee-haw, so he's not good at that either.

So, people of hibs.net, my question to you is: Just what is Harry Potter good for?



Personally, I think he's got a use as a measure of how bad things could be for folk who are down on their luck. "Never mind son, it could be worse - you could be Harry Potter."

He also looks like he'd be a decent scarecrow.

Simple answer is----------Nothing.

[Jonnyboy]

Well he's certainly not good for Jakey's as he gives them a bad name.

Personally I think he should manage Hearts given his record

[LeighLoyal]

He can shift a pie faster than most folk blink. Neat trick! Second talent is....

[stokesmessiah]

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Well he's certainly not good for Jakey's as he gives them a bad name.

Personally I think he should manage Hearts given his record

Could see that happening again sooner rather than later.

[Jonnyboy]

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Could see that happening again sooner rather than later.

Let's hope so

[dangermouse]

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LOL wish I could do smileys on my phone

[TRC]

The man is not a winner in fact he is a loser of the highest order!!! Never won one thing as a player in fact one of his teams darkest 2 days in the last day of the season 86 and cup final of 86. So the question is how can someone who is such a massive loser ever train winners?

[steakbake]

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Massively overreacting to questions as to why he played 4-6-0 in Prague: -

Hadnt seen that before. Only reason he's riled is because he knows the guy is right. 4-6-0 in what really was one of the best times to be facing the Czech Republic in the last 15-20 years. There for the taking and we could have kicked on (possibly) from that.

He has to go, no doubt about it.

[poolman]