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    Leigh Griffiths abducted by alien "spacecraft"

    Today in a layby near North Berwick, apparently. Don't shoot the messenger...just passing on what I heard.

    Cheers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Green Goblin View Post
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    Today in a layby near North Berwick, apparently. Don't shoot the messenger...just passing on what I heard.

    Cheers.
    Did the alien have a license for the said craft?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Green Goblin View Post
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    Today in a layby near North Berwick, apparently. Don't shoot the messenger...just passing on what I heard.

    Cheers.
    Just had a text saying the same, strange if true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VivaPalmeiras View Post
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    Did the alien have a license for the said craft?
    Licence. With a 'c' when it's a noun, with an 's' when it's a verb. Honestly, I expect such errors in made-up stories about footballers in the gutter press, but not on .net.

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    I read this in the sun! Hope he's okay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VivaPalmeiras View Post
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    Did the alien have a license for the said craft?
    Good question!

    I`m not sure. Someone I have never spoken to before said the local bobbies gave chase for about 20 seconds, but when the craft accelerated to around Mach 4, they gave up.

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    was he due the alien £500?

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    Have they brought him back yet, or is he still out in space?

    Did they take him to find out what makes his reproductive abilities so superior to the average human's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sconaldo View Post
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    Just had a text saying the same, strange if true!

    Thank **** we dinnae have a game this saturday

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Green Goblin View Post
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    Today in a layby near North Berwick, apparently. Don't shoot the messenger...just passing on what I heard.

    Cheers.
    That's bull****. I saw him circling George Square on Dumbo chasing a jetpack-wearing Jocky Scott. Gen up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sconaldo View Post
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    Just had a text saying the same, strange if true!
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    I read this in the sun! Hope he's okay!


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    Well, I just got a text from a mate who knows someone who was near North Berwick today and apparently, :giruy: this gesture had something to do with it. Maybe a miscommunication, misunderstood by our unknown visitors?

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    Better get these guys on the case, I doubt L&B finest will be able to handle it!


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    Now that I think about it I seen a flying object recently in the Livingston area, I'm sure it had a green and white bar scarf oot the windae anol.

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    This thread is a waste of space...

    You should have sat down to planet out more...

    There is a good number of posters replying which is creating a bit of an atmosphere on the board...

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    Source?

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    http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=5...%20ufo&f=false


    Could be something in this, the sun will let us know tomorrow.

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    Rumours are rife a moustachioed semi-naked male in his 60's banished said aliens, hovering over the spaceship in a jetpack hollering Beastie boys through a megaphone in the process.





    Fully expect this to make front page of the Sun tomorrow
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonty View Post
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    was he due the alien £500?

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverhibee View Post
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    Could be something in this, the sun will let us know tomorrow.
    The "newspaper" or the star? "Star" as in the ball of burning gas, not the, er, "newspaper". My chat's collapsing in on itself.....

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    Sadly East Lothian is full of aliens just ask Brooster or Johnnyboy or Scoopyboy or HibeeMcGinn - they know most of them and may have had a hand or something in the parentage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glory Lurker View Post
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    The "newspaper" or the star? "Star" as in the ball of burning gas, not the, er, "newspaper". My chat's collapsing in on itself.....
    I always thought that the transfer window SLAMMING SHUT was a sort of football event horizon. Perhaps this year SSN's frenetic transfer orgy actually opened a black hole. In North Berwick.

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    Just had this guy at the door asking if I'd seen Leigh, what's he done this time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbloke View Post
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    Sadly East Lothian is full of aliens just ask Brooster or Johnnyboy or Scoopyboy or HibeeMcGinn - they know most of them and may have had a hand or something in the parentage
    Indeed. Sometimes though it's a bugger having super alien powers. Today I supplanted a message into the collective brain cell of the Hearts support and before I knew it they'd plastered a story about LG all over kickback.
    This is how it feels

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    Have we got a clause in his contract so we get a percentage of the fee?

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    I hope they realise he's not got his pilot's licence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mixu 6-2 View Post
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    Have we got a clause in his contract so we get a percentage of the fee?
    And the one after that.

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    Rubbish. They're just some scouts from Real.


























    Think about it

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    Can somebody check on twitter to see if there's any tweets. I've never tweeted on twitter. Can aliens tweet or do you need a earth address to tweet, on twitter. How do you know 100% if a tweeter is real or it's an alien hacking in and tweeting as somebody else on twitter tweeting about themselves?!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonshinyfinish View Post
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    Licence. With a 'c' when it's a noun, with an 's' when it's a verb. Honestly, I expect such errors in made-up stories about footballers in the gutter press, but not on .net.
    I don't normally do spelling/grammar (or is it grammer) tests whilst sleep deprived after looking after a 4 week old (not that you'd know) but fire away anyway.
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