GOC Fakebake face

***J-C*** · 19-02-2012 09:22 PM

WTF rediculous orange glowing face today, get a grip Garry, you looked like a knob.

Elephant Stone · 19-02-2012 09:26 PM

He's been an odd colour for a while, surprised no one picked up on it sooner.

**~~MSK~~** · 19-02-2012 09:35 PM

Jeezo ..I couldnt care if he had a face like a roofers nail bag ..I just want him tae score goals ...

***R'Albin*** · 19-02-2012 09:36 PM

The only thing that was more horrible than our performance today

**beensaidbefore** · 19-02-2012 10:22 PM

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WTF rediculous orange glowing face today, get a grip Garry, you looked like a knob.

Have you seen him on the official clubstore site modeling the stuff? He looks unwell, not like a professional footballer.

http://www.hibsshop.co.uk/cat-85-sub...3-product-3824

***essexhibee*** · 19-02-2012 10:54 PM

It's shocking how overweight he is.

***mikewynne*** · 20-02-2012 05:39 AM

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Have you seen him on the official clubstore site modeling the stuff? He looks unwell, not like a professional footballer.

http://www.hibsshop.co.uk/cat-85-sub...3-product-3824

Didn't he used to have eyebrows?!

**steakbake** · 20-02-2012 05:47 AM

Ludicrous.

**~~EK_Hibs~~** · 20-02-2012 06:23 AM

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Have you seen him on the official clubstore site modeling the stuff? He looks unwell, not like a professional footballer.

http://www.hibsshop.co.uk/cat-85-sub...3-product-3824

True, looks very overweight in that pic!

**Phil MaGlass** · 20-02-2012 07:04 AM

Does he get the tan out of the same bottle as Kenny Miller by any chance.

**Phil MaGlass** · 20-02-2012 07:08 AM

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True, looks very overweight in that pic!

to be fair to him if you look at the link, he is wearing a kids polo?

**lyonhibs** · 20-02-2012 08:23 AM

if he spent half as much time on the treadmill as he does on the sunbeds we'd be laughing. Tub of lard who needs to give himself a shake and start acting like a professional footballer

***Golden Bear*** · 20-02-2012 08:27 AM

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if he spent half as much time on the treadmill as he does on the sunbeds we'd be laughing. Tub of lard who needs to give himself a shake and start acting like a professional footballer

Having said that we're still a poorer team without him.

**~~EK_Hibs~~** · 20-02-2012 08:28 AM

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to be fair to him if you look at the link, he is wearing a kids polo?

Still looks more like a Rugby player than a footballer.

**SkintHibby** · 20-02-2012 08:41 AM

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Have you seen him on the official clubstore site modeling the stuff? He looks unwell, not like a professional footballer.

http://www.hibsshop.co.uk/cat-85-sub...3-product-3824

WARNING! WARNING! Do not click on 'Zoom'.

***Billy Whizz*** · 20-02-2012 08:43 AM

As an aside I wonder if he will play on Wednesday as his trial starts on Thursday morning

**HibeeEmma** · 20-02-2012 09:20 AM

That is ridiculous!

**21.05.2016** · 20-02-2012 11:13 AM

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It's shocking how overweight he is.

his kit looks skin tight on him!

**~~Hibercelona~~** · 20-02-2012 11:15 AM

I hear he just dives into the oven now as he can't wait for the pies to cook.

***easty*** · 20-02-2012 11:21 AM

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I hear he just dives into the oven now as he can't wait for the pies to cook.

he doesnt dive! there was clear contact from the fridge door sticking out...

***greenlex*** · 20-02-2012 01:50 PM

Fat and Orange. Is he perhaps related to Jimmy Calderwood?

**1two** · 20-02-2012 02:16 PM

I thought he was going for an all-over brass effect to camouflage his neck?

***flash*** · 20-02-2012 03:14 PM

this is what the forum is all about. Fans lining up to rip the pish out of our local rivals centre forward.
What do you mean he plays for us?

***J-C*** · 20-02-2012 04:00 PM

Wouldn't mind what he looked like if he was banging in the goals, unfortunately ge looks and plays like an overweight fat model

**Pretty Boy** · 20-02-2012 05:26 PM

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Fat and Orange. Is he perhaps related to Jimmy Calderwood?

Or Ian Paisley?

***Don Giovanni*** · 20-02-2012 05:36 PM

Can anyone photoshop a set of shades on that clubstore image?

Reckon he's a ringer for Cartoon Networks' Jonny Bravo. Hoo-hah!

***Bostonhibby*** · 20-02-2012 05:42 PM

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It's shocking how overweight he is.

well on his way to making a pretty good Tango man though. Embarassing to see him in the number 9 on Sunday.

***Tricla*** · 20-02-2012 05:43 PM

This has to be one of the most embarrassing threads I've seen on here.

All we do these days is fire cheap bits of personal abuse a our playing staff.

It's so effin boring.

This is a whole thread made up of crap, unimaginative insults about our top scorer.

I'm sure he'll be right insulted.

I bet most of you are far fatter and uglier then GOC.

***silverhibee*** · 20-02-2012 06:22 PM

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This has to be one of the most embarrassing threads I've seen on here.

All we do these days is fire cheap bits of personal abuse a our playing staff.

It's so effin boring.

This is a whole thread made up of crap, unimaginative insults about our top scorer.

I'm sure he'll be right insulted.

I bet most of you are far fatter and uglier then GOC.

And if it wasn't for these goals that he scored at the start of the campaign we would probably be sitting about six points behind the Pars by now, he is our top goal scorer and i hope he starts against Motherwell on Wednesday night, 12 goals is a good return for Gaz and its only February, but hey ho lets slate our top goal scorer, the rest of the team probably haven't scored 12 goals between them this season, reminds me a we bit about our last top goal scorer for Hibs.

**Devine** · 20-02-2012 06:29 PM

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And if it wasn't for these goals that he scored at the start of the campaign we would probably be sitting about six points behind the Pars by now, he is our top goal scorer and i hope he starts against Motherwell on Wednesday night, 12 goals is a good return for Gaz and its only February, but hey ho lets slate our top goal scorer, the rest of the team probably haven't scored 12 goals between them this season, reminds me a we bit about our last top goal scorer for Hibs.

Come on now even you must be seeing the clear lack of professionalism and fitness he is currently exhibiting. I take your point about the 12 goals but I would expect someone of GOC's reputation/ability to be banging them in against SPL opposition regardless. We badly need a fit & hungry (on the park) GOC playing regularly in the Hibs team, this inflated, lazy version that we have seen in the last 3-4 months is an embarassment to himself!

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