Few Hun Jokes

***Bostonhibby*** · 12-02-2012 05:19 PM

Following Rangers 2 - nil defeat to Dundee Utd the SFA have announced that Rangers will actually be awarded a 3-2 victory. This is due to a deal made by Craig Whyte that allows Rangers goals from their next 4 Scottish Cup ties to be used today instead!!

Rangers have just announced that they sold 30,000 fans during the January transfer window!!

WATP? Where Are The People?

A Dundee Utd fan arrived in Govan. He asked an old lady for directions to Ibrox and she told him to follow the crowd............................................. He ended up at the Braehead Shopping Centre!

***Carheenlea*** · 12-02-2012 05:27 PM

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Following Rangers 2 - nil defeat to Dundee Utd the SFA have announced that Rangers will actually be awarded a 3-2 victory. This is due to a deal made by Craig Whyte that allows Rangers goals from their next 4 Scottish Cup ties to be used today instead!!

Rangers have just announced that they sold 30,000 fans during the January transfer window!!

WATP? Where Are The People?

A Dundee Utd fan arrived in Govan. He asked an old lady for directions to Ibrox and she told him to follow the crowd............................................. He ended up at the Braehead Shopping Centre!

It's a while since I've heard anything of Andy Cameron. Glad to hear he is obviously alive and well.

***Monts*** · 12-02-2012 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

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Following Rangers 2 - nil defeat to Dundee Utd the SFA have announced that Rangers will actually be awarded a 3-2 victory. This is due to a deal made by Craig Whyte that allows Rangers goals from their next 4 Scottish Cup ties to be used today instead!!

Rangers have just announced that they sold 30,000 fans during the January transfer window!!

WATP? Where Are The People?

A Dundee Utd fan arrived in Govan. He asked an old lady for directions to Ibrox and she told him to follow the crowd............................................. He ended up at the Braehead Shopping Centre!

I know it's only a joke, but the first one would just mean they would go out in the next round as they have already used up their goals

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***erin go bragh*** · 12-02-2012 08:25 PM

Rangers have sold broxy bear to glasgow zoo for an undisclosed fee ,their new mascot will be a giant cheque .which will be called the bouncy bouncy .

ggtth

***Sylar*** · 12-02-2012 08:27 PM

I bought my fiance a Rangers FC bra, but we had to take it back to the shop. The damned thing had nae support and the tits kept fallin' oot the cups!

***surreyhibbie*** · 13-02-2012 10:11 AM

What's got four legs and more money than Glasgow Rangers?

Harry Redknapp's dog.

**Sodje_18** · 13-02-2012 11:13 AM

HAHA HAHA You are the bigot boys
HAHA HAHA You can hear the taxmans noise
You're up to your knees in bankers fees
You're going to liquidize
For you are the Glesga bigot boys

**Sodje_18** · 13-02-2012 11:37 AM

Rangers close to completing Daniel Cousin move.

So we can expect to see him at East Mains tomorrow

***H18sry*** · 13-02-2012 04:50 PM

Rangers fc official 2012 album tracklist:

1: borrow borrow ( we will borrow millions)
2: god pay the queen
3: the cry was no reminders
4: the cash my father owed
5: penny blockade
6: simply in debt
7: we've remortgaged derry's walls

**Haymaker** · 13-02-2012 04:52 PM

I thought it was cold here but was just informed that it is minus ten in Glasgow.

***Www1875hfc*** · 13-02-2012 07:24 PM

If you go down to Ibrox today your sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to Ibrox today you'll never believe your eyes.
Cause super Ally has no cash,
soon no place to sing the sash
Todays the day the teddy bears have their pitch nicked.

**madabouthibs** · 13-02-2012 07:28 PM

Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers?

Probably about 9 days........

Too soon?

**Sodje_18** · 13-02-2012 07:49 PM

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Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers?

Probably about 9 days........

Too soon?

**iwasthere1972** · 13-02-2012 08:46 PM

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Rangers fc official 2012 album tracklist:

1: borrow borrow ( we will borrow millions)
2: god pay the queen
3: the cry was no reminders
4: the cash my father owed
5: penny blockade
6: simply in debt
7: we've remortgaged derry's walls

8. Wait a minute Mr Taxman

**Gmack7** · 13-02-2012 08:53 PM

paul gascoigne has just been spotted at ibrox with a crate of beer and a fish supper

**Baldy** · 13-02-2012 08:56 PM

Rangers have had a takeover bid accepted by a businessman from Egypt ... his name?

Amin Admin

**iwasthere1972** · 13-02-2012 09:12 PM

Rangers have signed the brother of Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt. Huvnaea Bolt is due in Glasgow at the weekend.

***Www1875hfc*** · 13-02-2012 09:32 PM

rangers tax.jpg

**Row H** · 14-02-2012 07:44 AM

Why did the huns file for administration in edinburgh? Answer : so the mini huns could copy their homework.

**The Keeper** · 14-02-2012 07:52 AM

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paul gascoigne has just been spotted at ibrox with a crate of beer and a fish supper

Brilliant

**Hibeez Boy!xx** · 14-02-2012 03:25 PM

If you go down to ibrox today your sure of a big surprise. Cause craigy white has lost the fight he's now going to liquidize
They have nae money its so ****** funny they're not gonna see the easter bunny......bye bye rangers your full of bloody lies!!!!:D

**Persevere80** · 14-02-2012 03:39 PM

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If you go down to Ibrox today your sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to Ibrox today you'll never believe your eyes.
Cause super Ally has no cash,
soon no place to sing the sash
Todays the day the teddy bears have their pitch nicked.

Very good.

**Vini1875** · 14-02-2012 03:46 PM

Tell all the huns you know
that lizzie is wanting her dough
you're fresh out of luck
we don't give a f***
old lizzie is wanting her dough

**Rory89** · 14-02-2012 04:08 PM

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Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers?

Whitney Houston didn't fall down the plug.

***kennyh*** · 14-02-2012 04:25 PM

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Tell all the huns you know
that lizzie is wanting her dough
you're fresh out of luck
we don't give a f***
old lizzie is wanting her dough

Nice One Vini !!

**Mark79** · 14-02-2012 04:34 PM

New allegations emerging that the daily mirror have hacked Craig Whytes phone. Apparently topped it up with a tenner.

***Scouse Hibee*** · 14-02-2012 05:27 PM

Heard a weegie sobbing his heart out today, I guess he was upset at the loss of a singing star and his club troubles cos he kept saying............................... Whitnae Rangers!