Idiot Guide To Knowing Vlad.

[Thecat23]

With all the rubbish going on i thought i'd post a wee insight to how to understand Vlad. Here are his top ten points.

1. Vlad buys Hearts and promises CL trophy within 3/5 yrs = Lies
2. Vlad Says Hearts will be getting 3 World Cup stars = Lies
3. Vlad says Hearts will build a huge new £50m stand = Lies
4. Vlad says Hearts won't be a selling team anymore = Lies
5. Vlad says Hearts can buy players at £9m if they wanted = Lies
6. Vlad says Hearts will be a force in Europe for yrs to come = Lies
7. Vlad says Hearts will pay bills on time = Lies
8. Vlad says Hearts can pay players on time = Lies
9. Vlad says Hearts will bin Craig Thomson = Lies
10. Vlad says he will find a buyer for Hearts soon = Lies

Is it just me or does the mad one swing away from the truth quite a lot? Feel free to add!

[The_Exile]

You know you're being brainwashed by Vlad when you start calling your missus Mowgli and your kids the Monkey Mafia.......