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    @hibs.net private member RIP's Avatar
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    Job advert to tempt players to join Hibs

    New players wanted for exciting club

    • Famous History
    • First club to play under floodlights
    • First British Club to play in Europe
    • Best place in the UK to live
    • Lovely Stadium
    • Wonderful Training Centre
    • Welcome at Nightclubs - tasty burds
    • Light training - fitness not a condition of contract
    • Blind eye turned to bad discipline
    • Will lose more games than you win
    • No trophies or cup runs likely
    • Regular abuse by own fans
    • Likely to be called wage thieves on supporter messageboards
    • May have to play at Cappielow and Starks Park next season
    • Managers and coaches change regularly so you never play in a settled team
    • Next year's managers will probably ship you out
    • Applicants particularly welcome who have failed at other clubs

    What have I missed Pat?


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    Sums it up for me. It's a pity the first six attractions are outweighed by the others for the sort of unprofessional wasters wee seem to attact over the psst 2 / 3 years.
    Last edited by H113EE5; 11-01-2012 at 09:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gogs43 View Post
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    New players wanted for exciting club


    • Famous History
    • First club to play under floodlights
    • First British Club to play in Europe
    • Best place in the UK to live
    • Lovely Stadium
    • Wonderful Training Centre
    • Welcome at Nightclubs - tasty burds
    • Light training - fitness not a condition of contract
    • Blind eye turned to bad discipline

    • Will lose more games than you win


    • No trophies or cup runs likely

    • Regular abuse by own fans

    • Likely to be called wage thieves on supporter messageboards

    • May have to play at Cappielow and Starks Park next season
    • Managers and coaches change regularly so you never play in a settled team
    • Next year's managers will probably ship you out
    • Applicants particularly welcome who have failed at other clubs
    What have I missed Pat?
    :I can see you have no confidence in the team turning it around. Why not?
    :We are still in the cup are we not??
    :Why would professional footballers care what's said on message boards even when some of them really are wage thief's.

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    We haven't won the Scottish Cup for 110 years is always a winner.

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    I'm surprised you never used maroon as your colour for that post.

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    Very mature.

    Aren't you one of the posters always droning on about how we should be more positive? Then you post something that runs the club down and wouldn't look out of place on kickback.

    Well done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    I'm surprised you never used maroon as your colour for that post.

    LTYF.
    Exactly - nothing more than attention seeking pish.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gogs43 View Post
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    New players wanted for exciting club

    • Famous History
    • First club to play under floodlights
    • First British Club to play in Europe
    • Best place in the UK to live
    • Lovely Stadium
    • Wonderful Training Centre
    • Welcome at Nightclubs - tasty burds
    • Light training - fitness not a condition of contract
    • Blind eye turned to bad discipline
    • Will lose more games than you win
    • No trophies or cup runs likely
    • Regular abuse by own fans
    • Likely to be called wage thieves on supporter messageboards
    • May have to play at Cappielow and Starks Park next season
    • Managers and coaches change regularly so you never play in a settled team
    • Next year's managers will probably ship you out
    • Applicants particularly welcome who have failed at other clubs

    What have I missed Pat?
    How droll.

    You have done nothing but slaver ***** on this site for a good few weeks now. Are you doing the same on other sites too, or are we just the lucky ones to be on the end of guff like this.

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    I've never, ever heard a Hibs fan 'boast' about the floodlights thing. it's only ever hearts fans talk about it. Gimp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gogs43 View Post
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    New players wanted for exciting club


    • Famous History
    • First club to play under floodlights
    • First British Club to play in Europe
    • Best place in the UK to live
    • Lovely Stadium
    • Wonderful Training Centre
    • Welcome at Nightclubs - tasty burds
    • Light training - fitness not a condition of contract
    • Blind eye turned to bad discipline
    • Will lose more games than you win
    • No trophies or cup runs likely
    • Regular abuse by own fans
    • Likely to be called wage thieves on supporter messageboards
    • May have to play at Cappielow and Starks Park next season
    • Managers and coaches change regularly so you never play in a settled team
    • Next year's managers will probably ship you out
    • Applicants particularly welcome who have failed at other clubs
    What have I missed Pat?


    You constantly contradict yourself on here. There are a few examples just in this post. You moan about abuse from fans then go on to slag off the team and players we sign. You must be on the wind up!

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    @hibs.net private member Hibbyradge's Avatar
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    In fact, were we the first team in Europe?

    I know we were the first British team in the semi-final of the European Cup and the first team to beat Hearts at Tynecastle 0-7, but I thought at least Dundee beat us into Europe.

    Of course, I could be wrong.

    Hearts are looking like the first team to go to the wall in 2012 though so fair play to them.
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