Saturday Afternoon - Ideas for the Jamtards Post-Vlad

[Kato]

It seems that Vlad has brought the Flumps to the brink and soon every one of their 400,000 fans will be facing a free Saturday afternoon with nowt to do.

I think it's our duty to come up with ideas to help them fill that time otherwise some of teh more sentient might get the idea that the welcome at ER.

#1 - the most simple option. Go to Ibrox. Same vibe, same culture. Won't suit every jambo but many will find a home-from-home there.
#2 - WWI re-enactment society. Given that there is undoubtedly a very low average IQ over Gorgie way this will be right up their street - a chance to wear a uniform, a chance for some of them to order to people around, the bliss in re-enacting over and over and over how Hearts won the War in Europe and saved us all from the Emperor Ming's clutches etc etc. They'd love that in their own Hill-Billy fashion.
#3 - Get involved in local politics, tough one as that particular section of the woodwork is rammed with petty-minded, skiving, corrupt, pauchling Jamboids but there's always rooom at the trough for new hogs.


Any more?

Its' our duty to help our fellow Edinburghers since their rancid institution will soon go pop.

[Northernhibee]

I'd suggest deleting the internet history from their hard drives for a start.

[we are hibs]

they could go fishing

[PatHead]

Undergo a re-education project, stop in-breeding, then come to Easter Road and watch a team play real football the way it should be played under a bright manager with new ideas.

[NeilOrrSquareBa]

Penance.
End of.

[Dashing Bob S]

Get involved in children's welfare projects.


On the other hand, lets keep Tynecastle open...

[iwasthere1972]

Debt Counselling.

[Mixu62]

Weekend matinee's at the theatre.

[fat freddy]

statue building course.....i believe the donations towards a vlad statue have dried up over on k.b.

[iwasthere1972]

Bring and Buy Sales.

They bring all their crap and some poor booger buys it.

[HibbiesandtheBaddies]

They should shave their moustaches off.

[frazeHFC]

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I'd suggest deleting the internet history from their hard drives for a start.

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Get involved in children's welfare projects.


On the other hand, lets keep Tynecastle open...

[SteveHFC]

All of them could support Rangers

[SteveHFC]

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I'd suggest deleting the internet history from their hard drives for a start.

[Kammy1875]

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I'd suggest deleting the internet history from their hard drives for a start.

It makes it worse they all believe in fairy tales

[Nailrod]

I've got one.

They could all gather together in a big smelly horde. Then they could mill around aimlessly for a while. Then all of a sudden they could all rush off in a random direction until they came to a cliff, and then throw themselves off en masse while shouting things like "He's a billionaire!", "Champions League!", "We've lent it to ourselves!", "World Cup stars!", and "There's absolutely nothing to worry about! Vlad has assured us that we're all attached to invisible financial skyhooks!".

Unfortunately it would only work once.