Reply With QuoteMan takes a vacuum flask back to shop and says to the owner that it doesn't work. Shop owner says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, what did you put in it? The man says two cups of coffee and a choc ice.
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01-01-2021 05:19 PM #811Testimonial Due
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So good it was told twice see my post November 27th😂
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01-01-2021 05:52 PM #812@hibs.net private member
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01-01-2021 06:26 PM #813@hibs.net private member
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At the cinema.
ME: Two tickets please!
CASHIER: For the Hobbit?
ME: How dare you sir, she's my wife.
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03-01-2021 11:45 PM #814Private Members Prediction League Winner
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Google "South Yorkshire police operations complex" and check out the address.
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04-01-2021 12:22 AM #815@hibs.net private member
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Is there a punchline to this joke? Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
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04-01-2021 12:28 AM #816@hibs.net private member
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Brilliant! Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
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04-01-2021 09:11 AM #817@hibs.net private member
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Letsby Ave Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee
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Tinsley, Sheffield S9 1XX
https://maps.app.goo.gl/mZjMXJYYVoQdjUqK9WASH YOUR HANDS, WEAR A MASK, KEEP 2M APART AND GET THE VACCINE
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04-01-2021 10:14 AM #818@hibs.net private member
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Whoosh. Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
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04-01-2021 10:15 AM #819@hibs.net private member
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😁 Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
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11-01-2021 02:40 PM #820@hibs.net private member
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Malky Deidde who spent his life stressing his surname was 'deed' has collapsed. Was airlifted to hospital where he was pronounced dead.
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11-01-2021 05:03 PM #821@hibs.net private member
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Like... Originally Posted by J-C
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12-01-2021 11:01 PM #822@hibs.net private member
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I think I’m also having a whoosh moment. Can anyone explain the joke? I’ve googled it and read the address above and still bamboozled 🤔 Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
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12-01-2021 11:05 PM #823@hibs.net private member
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Police - "let's be having you" Originally Posted by The Modfather
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteI think I’m also having a whoosh moment. Can anyone explain the joke? I’ve googled it and read the address above and still bamboozled
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12-01-2021 11:19 PM #824@hibs.net private member
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I did wonder if it was that. This old curmudgeon thinks it’s probably better suited to a smart jokes so bad they’re still bad thread 😀 Originally Posted by Peevemor
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13-01-2021 10:30 AM #825Private Members Prediction League Winner
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I think it's brilliant and one of only a handful of jokes that tic all the boxes in the thread title. I'd love to know if it's pure coincidence or if it was intentional, either way it's still fantastic. Originally Posted by The Modfather
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15-01-2021 03:26 PM #826
My car broke down this morning.
Someone stopped to help. I said: "Are you a mechanic?"
"No a chiropodist" he said..
So he gave me a toe.
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Yesterday 01:12 PM #827@hibs.net private member
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Just had a wardrobe delivered by IKEA, not a single screw, bracket,
dowel, nothing, I thought **** me you couldn't make it up.
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Bought a lettuce from a wee local shop called Momma's and Papa's, I can't eat it because all the leaves are brown.
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Yesterday 09:22 PM #829@hibs.net private member
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A couple were cuddling up in bed on their wedding night; 'Darling' the bride said. 'I have a confession....I used to be a hooker'. Taken aback the groom thought for a while and then replied: 'actually that's quite erotic....tell me about it'. 'Well' she replied. 'My name was Nigel and I played for Wigan'
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