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    I was at the optician today and he asked me what I can see,
    so I told him I see empty stadiums empty airports and empty bank accounts,
    and he says your sight is good you have 2020 vision
    So good it was told twice see my post November 27th😂


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    Man takes a vacuum flask back to shop and says to the owner that it doesn't work. Shop owner says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, what did you put in it? The man says two cups of coffee and a choc ice.

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    At the cinema.
    ME: Two tickets please!
    CASHIER: For the Hobbit?
    ME: How dare you sir, she's my wife.

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    Google "South Yorkshire police operations complex" and check out the address.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Google "South Yorkshire police operations complex" and check out the address.
    Is there a punchline to this joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Google "South Yorkshire police operations complex" and check out the address.
    Brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Is there a punchline to this joke?
    Letsby Ave
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    WASH YOUR HANDS, WEAR A MASK, KEEP 2M APART AND GET THE VACCINE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns View Post
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    Letsby Ave
    Tinsley, Sheffield S9 1XX
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/mZjMXJYYVoQdjUqK9
    Whoosh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    Whoosh.
    😁

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    Malky Deidde who spent his life stressing his surname was 'deed' has collapsed. Was airlifted to hospital where he was pronounced dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-C View Post
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    Malky Deidde who spent his life stressing his surname was 'deed' has collapsed. Was airlifted to hospital where he was pronounced dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns View Post
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    Letsby Ave
    Tinsley, Sheffield S9 1XX
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/mZjMXJYYVoQdjUqK9
    I think Iím also having a whoosh moment. Can anyone explain the joke? Iíve googled it and read the address above and still bamboozled 🤔

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Modfather View Post
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    I think Iím also having a whoosh moment. Can anyone explain the joke? Iíve googled it and read the address above and still bamboozled
    Police - "let's be having you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peevemor View Post
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    Police - "let's be having you"
    I did wonder if it was that. This old curmudgeon thinks itís probably better suited to a smart jokes so bad theyíre still bad thread 😀

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Modfather View Post
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    I did wonder if it was that. This old curmudgeon thinks itís probably better suited to a smart jokes so bad theyíre still bad thread 😀
    I think it's brilliant and one of only a handful of jokes that tic all the boxes in the thread title. I'd love to know if it's pure coincidence or if it was intentional, either way it's still fantastic.

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    My car broke down this morning.
    Someone stopped to help. I said: "Are you a mechanic?"
    "No a chiropodist" he said..
    So he gave me a toe.

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    Just had a wardrobe delivered by IKEA, not a single screw, bracket,

    dowel, nothing, I thought **** me you couldn't make it up.

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    Bought a lettuce from a wee local shop called Momma's and Papa's, I can't eat it because all the leaves are brown.

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    A couple were cuddling up in bed on their wedding night; 'Darling' the bride said. 'I have a confession....I used to be a hooker'. Taken aback the groom thought for a while and then replied: 'actually that's quite erotic....tell me about it'. 'Well' she replied. 'My name was Nigel and I played for Wigan'

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