An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a URINE sample, a STOOL sample and a SPERM sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say ? What does he want ?" His wife yells back, "He needs your UNDERPANTS"
Only in Edinburgh! 😰😰 I went to the Tesco petrol station to get some milk and as I walked into the garage, I noticed these 2 policemen that were watching a woman smoking while putting in her petrol.thinking why don't they tell her to put it out or stop her? I thought , is this lady stupid? crazy? or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there. Anyway, I minded my own business and went in to get the milk told the cashier and thought get out of here ASAP before the whole area blows up As I was paying I heard someone screaming!! Omg !!!, I’m talking violent death screams!! I looked up and saw the woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! I ran out the door, the police had the woman on the ground putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car.. I was thinking, arrested??Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a police car?? Being the nosey person I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for and the guy looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM IN PUBLIC!"