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    Jesus; table for 26 please

    Maitre d; but there's only 13 of you

    Jesus; yeah but we're all going to sit on the same side.


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    To the person that stole my specs, I will track you down and find you using my contacts.

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    Currently birdwatching with Sinead O'Connor, so far its been 7 Owls and 15 Jays.

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    I was born with a rare condition - I had only a single bum cheek - and recently had an operation to correct the problem.

    I can't thank the surgeons enough.

    They made a complete arse of it.

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    They say you become more conservative as you get older, which could explain the lack of Tories in Scotland.

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    Heard that Teresa may left a coffee table in 10 Downing Street when she left was never used , was scared incase she brexit

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    An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a URINE sample, a STOOL sample and a SPERM sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say ? What does he want ?" His wife yells back, "He needs your UNDERPANTS"

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    Folk are having kids later in life, it means that there is a new event at school sports day for fathers, balderdash.
    They tried to bury us, they didn't realise we were seeds.

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    Only in Edinburgh! 😰😰 I went to the Tesco petrol station to get some milk and as I walked into the garage, I noticed these 2 policemen that were watching a woman smoking while putting in her petrol.thinking why don't they tell her to put it out or stop her? I thought , is this lady stupid? crazy? or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there. Anyway, I minded my own business and went in to get the milk told the cashier and thought get out of here ASAP before the whole area blows up As I was paying I heard someone screaming!! Omg !!!, Im talking violent death screams!! I looked up and saw the woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! I ran out the door, the police had the woman on the ground putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car.. I was thinking, arrested??Shouldnt she be in an ambulance, not a police car?? Being the nosey person I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for and the guy looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM IN PUBLIC!"

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    Went to a strange christening yesterday. Instead of holy water the priest poured four cans of lager on the babys head.

    Apparently the child had been Fostered.

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    My dyslexia has reached a new owl.


    Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction

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    Quasimodo has been made redundant. He is getting 10yrs back pay in a lump sum.
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    Going to a bondage party, its my first time so I hope somebody there can show me the ropes.
    If I choose to revert back to Carlsberg it will have to be The Carlsberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Trips View Post
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    Going to a bondage party, its my first time so I hope somebody there can show me the ropes.
    Id tell you what to expect but my hands are tied.


    Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction

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    Going to a bondage party, its my first time so I hope somebody there can show me the ropes.
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    Id tell you what to expect but my hands are tied.
    Gagging order.

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    Was on a ship there was a guy jumping over a rope continually

    "who is that" I asked

    "oh thats the skipper"
    If I choose to revert back to Carlsberg it will have to be The Carlsberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Trips View Post
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    Was on a ship there was a guy jumping over a rope continually

    "who is that" I asked

    "oh thats the skipper"
    Is that how you got your username?

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    Just heard on the news that a lorry load of viagra has been hijacked.
    Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

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