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    Quote Originally Posted by alhibby View Post
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    Still trying to work it out.....

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    That was before they broke up, obvs...
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    Whilst driving through Wales with my pal, we stopped off at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch for lunch. I asked the waitress, "Could you settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very slowly?

    "The waitress replied, "Burr gerr King!"

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    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
    I guess you'll tell me later?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
    Don't answer his questions on a football forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
    Put them in suspense and keep them there.

    Simple.
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    Guy walked into a pub with a steering wheel hanging from his belt and ordered a pint. The barman said “do you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your belt”
    The guy replied “yes it’s driving me nuts”

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    Man goes to doctor and says “I’ve got a bit of a embarrassing problem
    When I go for a s..t it comes out like chips
    Doc drop your kegs and bend over before grabbing a big pair of sisores
    The man it’s terrified and hears snip snip
    Right that’s you cured
    Great doc what did you do
    Doc replied I cut 6 inches of your string vest

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    Guy walked into a pub with a steering wheel hanging from his belt and ordered a pint. The barman said “do you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your belt”
    The guy replied “yes it’s driving me nuts”
    Another guy goes to the doctor wearing nothing but clingfilm around his nethers. The doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AltheHibby View Post
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    Another guy goes to the doctor wearing nothing but clingfilm around his nethers. The doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts"
    Both 'jokes' are the low hanging fruits of humour 😉
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killiehibbie View Post
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    I guess you'll tell me later?
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    Don't answer his questions on a football forum?


    You see, it works!



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    Both 'jokes' are the low hanging fruits of humour 😉
    Only if you have short legs. Or you're me.

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    Guy goes to a fancy dress party totally naked
    Apart from a bit of sandpaper wrapped around his c..k
    Host asked what have you come as
    Naked guy answered Dick Emery

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    The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man that invented the roundabout.

    They moved in different circles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    Whilst driving through Wales with my pal, we stopped off at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch for lunch. I asked the waitress, "Could you settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very slowly?

    "The waitress replied, "Burr gerr King!"

    Your joke has been nicked by Tam Cowan and was in yesterday's Daily Record




    'Meanwhile, a village with the longest name – Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob – can now get the fastest broadband: a gigabit a second.

    Tell you what’s even more impressive – my old Kirkcaldy correspondent Wee Jimmy visited the legendary Welsh village a few years ago and, while eating his lunch one day, he asked a member of staff: “How exactly do you pronounce this place?”


    And the lassie said: “BURGER KING…” '


    https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/opinio...-just-25426945

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    Your joke has been nicked by Tam Cowan and was in yesterday's Daily Record




    'Meanwhile, a village with the longest name – Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob – can now get the fastest broadband: a gigabit a second.

    Tell you what’s even more impressive – my old Kirkcaldy correspondent Wee Jimmy visited the legendary Welsh village a few years ago and, while eating his lunch one day, he asked a member of staff: “How exactly do you pronounce this place?”


    And the lassie said: “BURGER KING…” '


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    I got it from a Welsh mate who can pronounce the stations name, it does get rather moist when he does it though.

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    Tis better to have loved a short person than never to have loved a tall.

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