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  1. 19-09-2020 04:28 PM #721
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    Just named my new race horse “My face”
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  2. 19-09-2020 09:55 PM #722
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Just named my new race horse “My face”
    That's more like it. Got to think around at least one corner to get it.
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  3. 19-09-2020 10:34 PM #723
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    That's more like it. Got to think around at least one corner to get it.
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  4. 20-09-2020 10:59 PM #724
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    As I was coming out of the pub tonight I fell over a guy on the pavement. It’s only September FFS.
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  5. 21-09-2020 09:47 AM #725
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Just named my new race horse “My face”
    Oh come on...!
    Buy nothing online unless you check for free cashback here first. I've already earned £2,389.68!


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  6. 21-09-2020 10:30 AM #726
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    Went to the sperm bank today to make a donation, they actually charged me £50 for the privilege! I told a mate about it, he said it was ridiculous and they must have seen me coming.
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  7. 21-09-2020 11:12 PM #727
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Just named my new race horse “My face”
    https://www.skysports.com/racing/for...69/my-face-usa

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  8. 22-09-2020 10:55 AM #728
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    Never came first
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  9. 22-09-2020 06:10 PM #729
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killiehibbie View Post
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    Never came first
    It came second twice, which is very considerate, but I'd like to hear about the circumstances which led to it coming fourth!
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  10. 22-09-2020 09:26 PM #730
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    It came second twice, which is very considerate, but I'd like to hear about the circumstances which led to it coming fourth!
    That was in a dick measuring contest, it lost by a length.
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  11. 22-09-2020 10:05 PM #731
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    It came second twice, which is very considerate, but I'd like to hear about the circumstances which led to it coming fourth!
    That's how God told it it should multiply.
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    What do Las Vegas and Sunderland have in common? You can pay for sex using chips.
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  13. 23-09-2020 08:33 AM #733
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    Went to buy some camouflage clothes the other day, couldn't find any in the shops.
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  14. 29-09-2020 05:02 PM #734
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    I phoned up a hotel and the receptionist said hello,best western. I said Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood ..........
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  15. 29-09-2020 05:28 PM #735
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    Two men walked into a shop, one suffered a broken nose, the other a bruised knee.
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  16. 30-09-2020 12:32 PM #736
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    Have you ever tried archery blindfolded?

    You don't know what you're missing!
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    My grief counsellor just died.

    He was so good at his job I didn't even care.
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    I pulled my knickers out of my arse.

    The mother of the kid who's birthday it was said " I was the sickest kids entertainer she's ever seen "
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    A wheel-chair bound chap decided to visit the healing waters of Lourdes. It was very crowded but he spotted a gap and went for it at such a pace that he ended up in the pool, wheel-chair and all. When they fished him out he was quite disappointed to find that he was still unable to walk, but found consolation in the fact that his wheel chair had a brand new set of tires.
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    Frankensteins wife: you never help with the cooking.

    Frankenstein: I did the mash.

    Frankensteins wife: don't you ****ing dare Frank!
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  21. 08-10-2020 09:25 PM #741
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    Just found out that my grief counsellor just died.

    He was so good at his job I didn't even care.
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  22. 08-10-2020 09:42 PM #742
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mixu62 View Post
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    Just found out that my grief counsellor just died.

    He was so good at his job I didn't even care.
    That's two of your grief counsellors who have died in the space of a week. Are you bumping them off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Future17 View Post
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    That's two of your grief counsellors who have died in the space of a week. Are you bumping them off?
    They're dropping like flies! Kept failing to post on my phone. Didn't realise it had!
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    We've just bought a horse called Kingsmill.
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    There’s a new bird just signed for Hibs ladies and she is the latest member of the McGinn clan to join. Welcome Tar.
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  26. 15-10-2020 10:53 AM #746
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    Decided on poached eggs for breakfast this morning. Wish I hadn’t bothered, the gamekeeper shot at me.
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    Was cladding a wall with cork tiles so ordered a box of 200 cork screws, it looks bloody stupid to be honest.
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  28. 26-10-2020 01:49 PM #748
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    The government have suggested that we might need to stockpile German sausages and cheese, but that’s just the wurst kase scenario.


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