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    Just named my new race horse “My face”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Just named my new race horse “My face”
    That's more like it. Got to think around at least one corner to get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    That's more like it. Got to think around at least one corner to get it.
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    As I was coming out of the pub tonight I fell over a guy on the pavement. It’s only September FFS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Just named my new race horse “My face”
    Oh come on...!
    Buy nothing online unless you check for free cashback here first. I've already earned £2,389.68!



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    Went to the sperm bank today to make a donation, they actually charged me £50 for the privilege! I told a mate about it, he said it was ridiculous and they must have seen me coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    Just named my new race horse “My face”
    https://www.skysports.com/racing/for...69/my-face-usa

    Strange but true!

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    Never came first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killiehibbie View Post
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    Never came first
    It came second twice, which is very considerate, but I'd like to hear about the circumstances which led to it coming fourth!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    It came second twice, which is very considerate, but I'd like to hear about the circumstances which led to it coming fourth!
    That was in a dick measuring contest, it lost by a length.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    It came second twice, which is very considerate, but I'd like to hear about the circumstances which led to it coming fourth!
    That's how God told it it should multiply.

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    What do Las Vegas and Sunderland have in common? You can pay for sex using chips.

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    Went to buy some camouflage clothes the other day, couldn't find any in the shops.

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    Two men walked into a shop, one suffered a broken nose, the other a bruised knee.

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    Have you ever tried archery blindfolded?

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    My grief counsellor just died.

    He was so good at his job I didn't even care.

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    I pulled my knickers out of my arse.

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    A wheel-chair bound chap decided to visit the healing waters of Lourdes. It was very crowded but he spotted a gap and went for it at such a pace that he ended up in the pool, wheel-chair and all. When they fished him out he was quite disappointed to find that he was still unable to walk, but found consolation in the fact that his wheel chair had a brand new set of tires.

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    Frankensteins wife: you never help with the cooking.

    Frankenstein: I did the mash.

    Frankensteins wife: don't you ****ing dare Frank!

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    Just found out that my grief counsellor just died.

    He was so good at his job I didn't even care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mixu62 View Post
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    Just found out that my grief counsellor just died.

    He was so good at his job I didn't even care.
    That's two of your grief counsellors who have died in the space of a week. Are you bumping them off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Future17 View Post
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    That's two of your grief counsellors who have died in the space of a week. Are you bumping them off?
    They're dropping like flies! Kept failing to post on my phone. Didn't realise it had!

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    We've just bought a horse called Kingsmill.
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    There’s a new bird just signed for Hibs ladies and she is the latest member of the McGinn clan to join. Welcome Tar.

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    Decided on poached eggs for breakfast this morning. Wish I hadn’t bothered, the gamekeeper shot at me.

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    Was cladding a wall with cork tiles so ordered a box of 200 cork screws, it looks bloody stupid to be honest.

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