A policeman in Edinburgh pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer".
The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.
On it was written:
"This man suffers from chronic asthma.
Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath".
The policeman said "Okay then, I need you to come and give a blood sample"
The man produced another letter.
This one said:
"This man is a haemophiliac.
Please do not cause him to bleed in any way".
So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then".
The man produces a third letter from his pocket.
It read:
"This man is a Hibs supporter, don't take the piss out of him"
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Thread: This isnae funny at all!
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29-01-2011 10:47 AM #1@hibs.net private member
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This isnae funny at all!
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29-01-2011 10:53 AM #2@hibs.net private member
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Originally Posted by snooky
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Aye it is ..
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29-01-2011 11:40 AM #3Coaching Staff
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Naw it isnae. Originally Posted by LeithenHibby
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29-01-2011 01:02 PM #4@hibs.net private member
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Originally Posted by LeithenHibby
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29-01-2011 01:58 PM #5Testimonial Due
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old ones are the best eh, got this joke txt to me last year about a certain bloody coloured turd team
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29-01-2011 02:09 PM #6Ultimate Slaver
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Ahm sorry, but that IS funny.
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29-01-2011 03:35 PM #7First Team Breakthrough
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Aye it might be funny but it is old as the hills, typical yam hold on to something long enough it may come back into fashion. Oh! except that bloody awful strip!
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29-01-2011 03:37 PM #8First Team Breakthrough
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I met a Genie who granted me one wish." I want to live forever " I said. Sorry said the Genie, I am not allowed to grant immortality. Fine I said, "I want to die when hibs win the scottish cup". "You crafty *******!' said the Genie"
got this texted to me after the ayr game cheered me up a wee bit
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Originally Posted by harry-hibee
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I'll show you my third doctor's letter if need be.
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29-01-2011 07:40 PM #10Coaching Staff
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Pretty good Originally Posted by happyhibee5824
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteI met a Genie who granted me one wish." I want to live forever " I said. Sorry said the Genie, I am not allowed to grant immortality. Fine I said, "I want to die when hibs win the scottish cup". "You crafty *******!' said the Genie"
got this texted to me after the ayr game cheered me up a wee bit
Got a text at the 2001 final when 3rd goal went in - "If you want an open top bus, they leave every 15mins from Waverly for a pound 50" ........had to laugh.
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