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    New Chant

    I cant help but feel we have been given the opportuniy to come up with a really funny chant.

    something along the lines of

    'To the tune of the Adams Family'

    The under ninteens are lightning
    Our premier team is frightening
    Can Keith Wright pull on his boots
    To show the boys how to shoot

    Dum, Dum Dum, Dum, Clap, Clap.



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    Any one with any more ideas??

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    I quite liked the one about lifting the alba cup someone posted a few days ago!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike220 View Post
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    Any one with any more ideas??
    Don't give up your day job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike220 View Post
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    Any one with any more ideas??
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    Quote Originally Posted by spike220 View Post
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    Any one with any more ideas??
    Your wee song is pure mingin

    I dont think i'll be singing


    can you no sing something better

    that one ****in sheite

    dararara di di dararara di di

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    Your wee song is pure mingin

    I dont think i'll be singing


    can you no sing something better

    that one ****in sheite

    dararara di di dararara di di

    Can you not come up with own rather than just bash and whine about my attempt, lets see you do better eh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike220 View Post
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    Can you not come up with own rather than just bash and whine about my attempt, lets see you do better eh!
    We went to ayrsome park this week na na na na

    We sneaked back with our ***** spanked na na na na

    On saturdays or wenesday nights

    It doesn't matter the team is sheite

    Colin Calderwood team is full of sheite.

    How's that for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike220 View Post
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    Can you not come up with own rather than just bash and whine about my attempt, lets see you do better eh!
    I didn't think yours was very good at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike220 View Post
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    I cant help but feel we have been given the opportuniy to come up with a really funny chant.

    something along the lines of

    'To the tune of the Adams Family'

    The under ninteens are lightning
    Our premier team is frightening
    Can Keith Wright pull on his boots
    To show the boys how to shoot

    Dum, Dum Dum, Dum, Clap, Clap.

    Nae offence- that's p1sh

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    Enough people are ripping the p!sh out of us as it is.

    As tough as things are, lets try and not rip the p!sh out of ourselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike220 View Post
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    I cant help but feel we have been given the opportuniy to come up with a really funny chant.

    something along the lines of

    'To the tune of the Adams Family'

    The under ninteens are lightning
    Our premier team is frightening
    Can Keith Wright pull on his boots
    To show the boys how to shoot

    Dum, Dum Dum, Dum, Clap, Clap.

    Horrific!

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    Here's my poor attempt
    To the tune of "bernie, the fastest milkman in the west"

    You could see the moustache twitch, as his plans hit a glitch,
    and a face of stone as he seen what was played on the pitch.
    and he wrote a letter, for the fans he'd need to wheest.
    His name was petrie, and he was the biggest tightwad in the east

    Now petrie hired a manager, his name was calderwood
    he came all alone, solo, by himself he stood.
    they said he was very good for hibs, the best man for the job,
    but petrie was just keen to hire for a few less bob.

    They called him collin
    And he managed the worst team in the east

    He was told his team were good, he said alright lets start,
    But when they played the 1st game, the defence often liked to part
    He said "i need 5 new players, or my plan will be a wreck"
    Petrie said "dont be silly i never promised you a cheque"

    His team were bollocks
    And they were the worse team in the east

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    Quote Originally Posted by krobertson12 View Post
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    Here's my poor attempt
    To the tune of "bernie, the fastest milkman in the west"

    You could see the moustache twitch, as his plans hit a glitch,
    and a face of stone as he seen what was played on the pitch.
    and he wrote a letter, for the fans he'd need to wheest.
    His name was petrie, and he was the biggest tightwad in the east

    Now petrie hired a manager, his name was calderwood
    he came all alone, solo, by himself he stood.
    they said he was very good for hibs, the best man for the job,
    but petrie was just keen to hire for a few less bob.

    They called him collin
    And he managed the worst team in the east

    He was told his team were good, he said alright lets start,
    But when they played the 1st game, the defence often liked to part
    He said "i need 5 new players, or my plan will be a wreck"
    Petrie said "dont be silly i never promised you a cheque"

    His team were bollocks
    And they were the worse team in the east
    How true, piss poor to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hibee_nation View Post
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    How true, piss poor to be honest.
    well its more fitting for our team then? it may be poor but i put all my effort into it

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike220 View Post
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    Can you not come up with own rather than just bash and whine about my attempt, lets see you do better eh!
    As they say on Britain's got Talent:


    X X X




    Or as the say on the X factor:

    That's 3 nos and a Never in a Million years from me, lol.

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    we support hibs
    they are rank
    i wish to god
    theyd bring back the tank

    to the tune of beethovens ninth in a b major

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    ...we're no very good, we're no very good
    we're no very, we're no very, we're no very good....

    an oldy but still a classic

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    If we sign Rooney, we caould sing there "there are only two Rooney's, two Rooney's"

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike220 View Post
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    If we sign Rooney, we caould sing there "there are only two Rooney's, two Rooney's"

    To the tune of 'There's a hole in my bucket.......'?

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    To the tune of 'There's a hole in my bucket.......'?

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    It's gonnae be a mission
    To stay out the 1st Division
    The midfields posted missing
    The hibees family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mixu62 View Post
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    It's gonnae be a mission
    To stay out the 1st Division
    The midfields posted missing
    The hibees family.

    Thats quite a good effort!

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