Toilet Facilities at the bus shelter?

***Www1875hfc*** · 01-01-2011 05:14 PM

When was the last time you ever used a porto loo at a purpose built stadium?

**Steve-O** · 01-01-2011 05:19 PM

1 urinal for about 10 folk at once in a stand that holds 3500...joke of a place.

**Sir David Gray** · 01-01-2011 05:19 PM

Didn't need to use the toilet today but that was ridiculous.

If they don't have basic facilities, such as toilets, in good, working order then the place shouldn't be allowed to open its doors until the problem is fixed.

Between that and the partial roof collapse a few weeks back, the place really is a health and safety disaster and should have been condemned a long time ago.

**~~MSK~~** · 01-01-2011 05:19 PM

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When was the last time you ever used a porto loo at a purpose built stadium?

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1 urinal for about 10 folk at once in a stand that holds 3500...joke of a place.

**~~Hibercelona~~** · 01-01-2011 05:25 PM

Are the urinals made out of asbestos?

Personally, i'd much rather take a dump on my over charged pink seat.

**down-the-slope** · 01-01-2011 05:29 PM

Its a joke..they were threatened with stand closure for Dons match due to lack of facilities...are there no Jambo plumbers that could help out their proud club

totaly laughable that 10 days latter they have only portaloos as an solution....

crap situation in more ways than one

Removed · 01-01-2011 05:31 PM

And in the only toilets there were you couldn't breathe because some selfish folk wanted a fag at HT. Cheers guys

***erin go bragh*** · 01-01-2011 05:32 PM

to be fair the whole stadium is a fin toilet

GGTTH

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to be fair the whole stadium is a fin toilet

GGTTH

**down-the-slope** · 01-01-2011 05:48 PM

i could not beleive they still have the 2 of the 1970 turnstyles

Maybe its a plan to keep them for a Museum

also a mate who went with me who a ST holder but not been there in ages asked...'why is there a potting shed in the main stand'...the John Robertson Lounge

**Antifa Hibs** · 01-01-2011 05:48 PM

What ye's talking aboot? This is how all big clubs operate. Trying to say you havn't seen 8 portaloo's inside the Emirates and Nou Camp per 3500 fans.

There was also an auld dead fir tree on the roof of the main stand.

It's a big club thing. We obvisouly won't get it...

**Steve-O** · 01-01-2011 05:56 PM

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i could not beleive they still have the 2 of the 1970 turnstyles

Maybe its a plan to keep them for a Museum

also a mate who went with me who a ST holder but not been there in ages asked...'why is there a potting shed in the main stand'...the John Robertson Lounge

Had to laugh at that 'Lounge' as well

The pishest 'lounge' that one will ever see!

**madabouthibs** · 01-01-2011 06:01 PM

Liked the John robertson tomato shed!

**~~Hibercelona~~** · 01-01-2011 06:02 PM

And to think....

Some scottish football fans claim Tynecastle to be one of the better stadiums in Scotland.

How..... I have no idea.

***CropleyWasGod*** · 01-01-2011 06:10 PM

Didn't help that some thought the solution was to P in the sinks.

**Lofarl** · 01-01-2011 06:29 PM

It's the 6 pie window box in the historic main stand. Midden of a ground pure midden and I've been to Clyde.

**~~ronaldo7~~** · 01-01-2011 06:33 PM

http://www.superstock.com/stock-phot...s/1566-0219125

I think the plumber refused to work on the other ones

**LancashireHibby** · 01-01-2011 08:52 PM

Absolute joke of a place, I've placed a complaint with the head steward who took my phone number etc and it seems like I wasn't the only one...stepping on a nail in the middle of a sea of pish is never a good thing!

***Bostonhibby*** · 01-01-2011 09:01 PM

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Absolute joke of a place, I've placed a complaint with the head steward who took my phone number etc and it seems like I wasn't the only one...stepping on a nail in the middle of a sea of pish is never a good thing!

Claims direct

**fatbloke** · 01-01-2011 09:02 PM

Sadly they have never given a flying f*** about facilities and as long as they keep winning derbies they never will.

***Bostonhibby*** · 01-01-2011 09:08 PM

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Sadly they have never given a flying f*** about facilities and as long as they keep winning derbies they never will.

we totally outclass them in the toilet department, it's a start.

We will use the Bamba money for Bidet's in the changing rooms and cigar cutters for the boardroom thus further increasing the gap in class. Build the foundations like this and we will get to the product on the park eventually.

**Sir David Gray** · 01-01-2011 09:11 PM

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But the stadium announcer quite clearly apologised and said that if anyone needed a "Flushing facility" there were porta loos scattered about

That'll be ok then...

I might expect that level of facilities at East Fife or Forfar (no disrespect to either club as they probably provide better facilities) but when you're talking about going to an SPL stadium, the least you should expect is for the toilets to work.

I stand by what I said earlier which is that Tynecastle should not have been allowed to open when it was in that condition.

They have a main stand that could literally fall apart at any moment, and now this.

The term "not fit for purpose" springs to mind.

**~~Ed De Gramo~~** · 01-01-2011 09:45 PM

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Absolute joke of a place, I've placed a complaint with the head steward who took my phone number etc and it seems like I wasn't the only one...stepping on a nail in the middle of a sea of pish is never a good thing!

Tetanus jab needed

I also spoke to one of the stewards about this and he just shrugged his shoulders. He said it was 10x worse when Aberdeen were in town.

**Capt Mainwaring** · 01-01-2011 09:55 PM

No question that Tynecastle is a wreck of a stadium, but ask yourself the question as to whether the Hearts Board have got their spending priorities better than we have?

Would you be happier sitting a Portaloo if your team had just won 4 Derbies in a row, sat 3 points off the top of the league and were 23 points ahead of your city rivals?

**~~Hibercelona~~** · 01-01-2011 09:57 PM

I can barely picture the horror....

***Bostonhibby*** · 01-01-2011 09:59 PM

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No question that Tynecastle is a wreck of a stadium, but ask yourself the question as to whether the Hearts Board have got their spending priorities better than we have?

Would you be happier sitting a Portaloo if your team had just won 4 Derbies in a row, sat 3 points off the top of the league and were 23 points ahead of your city rivals?

Prefer a good cr*p myself.
Sorry, been a long day....................

**hibsbollah** · 01-01-2011 10:12 PM

When they next come to ER, lets close all our away end toilets bar one, pour stale urine 2 inches deep all over the floor and see how those ****ers like it

**~~Hibercelona~~** · 01-01-2011 10:16 PM

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When they next come to ER, lets close all our away end toilets bar one, pour stale urine 2 inches deep all over the floor and see how those ****ers like it

They lot don't use toilets.

***dp00*** · 02-01-2011 01:52 AM

was a bit of a joke... maybe we should let the spl know

enquiries@scotprem.com

or even hibs

board@hibs.co.uk could maybe even pop in some tips about players