Large Scale Theft - Reward Offered

[fatbloke]

The following items have been reported stolen from Hibernian Football Club -

1. Pride
2. Self-respect
3. Footballing Ability
4. Pace
5. Craft and Guile
6. Battling Qualities
7. A Winning Mentality
8. Courage in the Face of Adversity
9. Wages

These have all gone missing sometime between 20th March 2007 and November 7th 2010. They did not all go missing at once and some have been spotted in fleeting glimpses at various locations in Scotland. If found please return to the current managerial custodian at Easter Road.

The reward will be seeing our great club restored to something akin to our rightful place as one of the top footballing sides in Scotland - and sometimes beyond our shores. The current playing staff at Easter Road are asked to leave no stone unturned to find any or all of the above because let's face it you individually and collectively in most cases are guilty of losing all of the above listed items.

[Diclonius]

Not that I don't agree with you - but 17th March 2007? We lost them the day before we won the cup?

[blairwallace]

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Not that I don't agree with you - but 17th March 2007? We lost them the day before we won the cup?

exactly what I though, we won the cup on luck?
have to agree with everything else but, teams such as at midden, Dundee united and hamiltons nicked all the listed items IMHO!!

[fatbloke]

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Not that I don't agree with you - but 17th March 2007? We lost them the day before we won the cup?

Well spotted - Ah shouldnae post anything when I am tired and still pissed off.

Sorted now.

[delbert]

To the OP, you point out 8 serious points and the only thing people take you up on is a date correction? I'd have thought the substance of your post had a little more to worry about than the ****in date, because I wholeheartedly agree with all of them.

[fatbloke]

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To the OP, you point out 8 serious points and the only thing people take you up on is a date correction? I'd have thought the substance of your post had a little more to worry about than the ****in date, because I wholeheartedly agree with all of them.

That's the worrying thing. At the very least I was expecting to be labelled a Yam fud or something similar.

[johnrebus]

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The following items have been reported stolen from Hibernian Football Club -

1. Pride
2. Self-respect
3. Footballing Ability
4. Pace
5. Craft and Guile
6. Battling Qualities
7. A Winning Mentality
8. Courage in the Face of Adversity

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These have all gone missing sometime between 20th March 2007 and November 7th 2010. They did not all go missing at once and some have been spotted in fleeting glimpses at various locations in Scotland. If found please return to the current managerial custodian at Easter Road.

The reward will be seeing our great club restored to something akin to our rightful place as one of the top footballing sides in Scotland - and sometimes beyond our shores. The current playing staff at Easter Road are asked to leave no stone unturned to find any or all of the above because let's face it you individually and collectively in most cases are guilty of losing all of the above listed items.

Agree wholeheartedly.

In my younger days I would be more than happy to have been around a bunch of pussies.

But not now.

[Hermit Crab]

[QUOTE=fatbloke;2631069]The following items have been reported stolen from Hibernian Football Club -

1. Pride
2. Self-respect
3. Footballing Ability
4. Pace
5. Craft and Guile
6. Battling Qualities
7. A Winning Mentality
8. Courage in the Face of Adversity


You forgot payroll too LOL

[fatbloke]

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The following items have been reported stolen from Hibernian Football Club -

1. Pride
2. Self-respect
3. Footballing Ability
4. Pace
5. Craft and Guile
6. Battling Qualities
7. A Winning Mentality
8. Courage in the Face of Adversity


You forgot payroll too LOL

HC you are correct I have therefore amended the OP.

[fatbloke]

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The following items have been reported stolen from Hibernian Football Club -

1. Pride
2. Self-respect
3. Footballing Ability
4. Pace
5. Craft and Guile
6. Battling Qualities
7. A Winning Mentality
8. Courage in the Face of Adversity
9. Wages

These have all gone missing sometime between 20th March 2007 and November 7th 2010. They did not all go missing at once and some have been spotted in fleeting glimpses at various locations in Scotland. If found please return to the current managerial custodian at Easter Road.

The reward will be seeing our great club restored to something akin to our rightful place as one of the top footballing sides in Scotland - and sometimes beyond our shores. The current playing staff at Easter Road are asked to leave no stone unturned to find any or all of the above because let's face it you individually and collectively in most cases are guilty of losing all of the above listed items.

Just to say that all items missing from ER were discovered at a rather odious location in Govan, Glasgow. All have now been restored to their rightful location in the East of Edinburgh. A gentleman called Colin Calderwood assisted by 18 others plus a couple of helpers have applied for the reward.

[fatbloke]

[QUOTE=fatbloke;2631069]The following items have been reported stolen from Hibernian Football Club -

1. Pride
2. Self-respect
3. Footballing Ability
4. Pace
5. Craft and Guile
6. Battling Qualities
7. A Winning Mentality
8. Courage in the Face of Adversity
9. Wages

Again