Great football chants

[Chuckie]

I was hearing earlier today that Everton fans were planning on hitting Wayne Rooney with this cheeky little ditty - To the tune of a a hit by Bob Marley:

No woman, No Kai.


Fergie spoiled the party by resting Rooney but it's still a great number.

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I was hearing earlier today that Everton fans were planning on hitting Wayne Rooney with this cheeky little ditty - To the tune of a a hit by Bob Marley:

No woman, No Kai.


Fergie spoiled the party by resting Rooney but it's still a great number.

Golden oldies...

"Six foot two, eyes of blue, big Jim Holton's after you, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na...."

And...

"Bobby Moore Superstar, runs like a girl and wears a bra...."

Not that I ever sang stuff like that, of course.

[Gus Fring]

The classic "Booked for being ugly"

and 2 from a gretna game were we were 2-0 down

"2 nil an you f***ed it up"

and

"Your just a s***e english pub team"

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The classic "Booked for being ugly"

and 2 from a gretna game were we were 2-0 down

"2 nil an you f***ed it up"

and

"Your just a s***e english pub team"

That is one of my all-time favourites.

[Phil MaGlass]

Hes fat, hes round, he bounces off the ground, Alan Rough, Alan Rough

[one day maybe...]

Let's talk about Cesc baby,
lets talk about Flam-in-i,
let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry,
let's talk about Cesc.


Best one ever, to the tune of Lets talk about sex baby, by salt n pepa...

Genius!!!!

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"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams...."

[magpie1892]

"When the ball hits the goal,
it's not Shearer or Cole.
It's Zamora.."

[Skanko79]

Van Per-Sie
When a bird says no.....molest her

and so on and so on.

to the tune of bo-selecta

['Mon the Hibs]

Park Ji-Sung to the tune of "Dance, then, wherever you may be".....

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!

[MGmick]

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"When the ball hits the goal,
it's not Shearer or Cole.
It's Zamora.."

Or, when he was at Spurs...

"When the ball hits your head
and you're sat in Row Z
that's Zamora"

[Red Cabbage]

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Park Ji-Sung to the tune of "Dance, then, wherever you may be".....

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!

New one for him is good too - to the tune of 10 green bottles:

There was ten alsatians walking down the street.......and if Ji Sung Park fancies one to eat, there will be 9 alsatians walking down the street............and so on! very funny

[No.4]

There's only one Richard Gough
Only one Richard Gough
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
Goughy is a ******ing peadophile!