A Romantic story

[H18sry]

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed
fell head over heels for her. When they discovered
they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed
was ecstatic.



He immediately started asking her out
when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had
taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts,
movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Dorothy
was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date
seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary
of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took
Dorothy to a fine restaurant.



While having cocktails
and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can
tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little
serious talk before our relationship continues to the
next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and
ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn
you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about
golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep,
and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem,
for us, you'd better say so now!"



Dorothy took a deep
breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a
problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too;
but, since we're being totally honest with each other,
you need to know that for about the last five years
I've been a hooker.""



I see," Ed replied thoughtfully.
He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment,
deep in serious thought then he added, "You know,
it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you hit the ball."

[HibbyAndy]

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Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed
fell head over heels for her. When they discovered
they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed
was ecstatic.



He immediately started asking her out
when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had
taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts,
movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Dorothy
was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date
seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary
of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took
Dorothy to a fine restaurant.



While having cocktails
and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can
tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little
serious talk before our relationship continues to the
next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and
ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn
you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about
golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep,
and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem,
for us, you'd better say so now!"



Dorothy took a deep
breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a
problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too;
but, since we're being totally honest with each other,
you need to know that for about the last five years
I've been a hooker.""



I see," Ed replied thoughtfully.
He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment,
deep in serious thought then he added, "You know,
it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you hit the ball."

[.Sean.]

Similar kind of joke this one:


A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabby says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabby: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabby: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy"

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"

Cabby: "There's more.......He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

Cabby: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake"

Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

Cabby: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabby: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

Cabby: "I married his *****ing widow."

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