financial crisis deepens at tynecastle

**forthhibby** · 26-05-2010 06:37 PM

vlad has had to trade in the submarine

**SaulGoodman** · 27-05-2010 01:39 PM

Hmmm, red, shabby and rusty..... just like their stadium then

**NadeAteMyLunch!** · 27-05-2010 02:09 PM

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Hmmm, pink, shabby and rusty..... just like their stadium then

Fixed that.

**~~Phil D. Rolls~~** · 27-05-2010 02:17 PM

Is Vlad taking the sub over to Dunkirk today? (I was actually amazed to see that other people were involved in the evacuation, as I thought Hearts had won Britain's wars single handedly).

***Mibbes Aye*** · 27-05-2010 04:56 PM

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Is Vlad taking the sub over to Dunkirk today? (I was actually amazed to see that other people were involved in the evacuation, as I thought Hearts had won Britain's wars single handedly).

It's been a long time since I was at school but IIRC my history books said that indeed it was Vlad who evacuated all our plucky lads, in his submarine back to Blighty (via the Baltic Sea, because he knows those waters like no man or beast

).

All the other boats and dinghies that day were sent by the media and the SFA, conspiring to draw attention to Vlad's evacuation masterplan and ruin it. It's to their eternal shame that they would side with the forces of fascism if it meant an opportunity to traduce the fine institution that is Homfc

According to several sources, the evacuated troops included a battalion of Lithuanian hussars. The War Office had to pay five hundred pounds (old money) a head to "register" these soldiers with the Allies. Sadly none of them ever saw combat, succumbing to a wide range of injuries during training.

**banarc7062** · 27-05-2010 06:42 PM

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Is Vlad taking the sub over to Dunkirk today? (I was actually amazed to see that other people were involved in the evacuation, as I thought Hearts had won Britain's wars single handedly).

You just forgot....they are part of the 400,000 fans

**Dashing Bob S** · 27-05-2010 07:39 PM

Thanks for the Yamtastic theatrical memories.

**JE89** · 27-05-2010 07:46 PM

This would bugger them if they had qualified for Europe.

**jgl07** · 27-05-2010 07:54 PM

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This would bugger them if they had qualified for Europe.

It appears that even if they qualify they will be blocked from going in:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...pe/8709871.stm

**~~hibs0666~~** · 27-05-2010 09:41 PM

Found this on Wikipedia after watching K-19 earlier...

In 2006, the K-19 was purchased by Vladimir Romanov, who once served on the sub as a conscript, with the intention of "Turning it into a Moscow-based meeting place to build links between submarine veterans from Russia and other countries." So far, the plans remain on hold, and many of K-19's survivors have objected to them.

Does that ******** ever follow through on anything?

**lyonhibs** · 28-05-2010 06:55 AM

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Found this on Wikipedia after watching K-19 earlier...

In 2006, the K-19 was purchased by Vladimir Romanov, who once served on the sub as a conscript, with the intention of "Turning it into a Moscow-based meeting place to build links between submarine veterans from Russia and other countries." So far, the plans remain on hold, and many of K-19's survivors have objected to them.

Does that ******** ever follow through on anything?

Well, he's been *****ting on Hearts for 3 years now

**bighairyfaeleith** · 28-05-2010 07:43 AM

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Well, he's been *****ting on Hearts for 3 years now

Has it been three years, christ time flies when you're having fun

**lyonhibs** · 28-05-2010 07:56 AM

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Has it been three years, christ time flies when you're having fun

It's probably been nearer 5, but he threatened to get it right for the first season (edit: 3 months) or so, before it all went comically Pete Tong.

**~~Phil D. Rolls~~** · 28-05-2010 08:21 AM

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It's probably been nearer 5, but he threatened to get it right for the first season (edit: 3 months) or so, before it all went comically Pete Tong.

It's hard to believe it's five years since he took over at Tynecastle. Do you think he gets the tricks wrong on purpose, or is he just sh*t?

***matty_f*** · 28-05-2010 08:24 AM

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It's hard to believe it's five years since he took over at Tynecastle. Do you think he gets the tricks wrong on purpose, or is he just sh*t?

Bit of both.

**~~Phil D. Rolls~~** · 28-05-2010 08:37 AM

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Bit of both.

Money, bank - bank, money, huh ha hah hah.

Vlad goes to the Psychiatrists and the Psychiatrist says: 'What's the problem' Vlad says, 'I think I'm becoming a kleptomaniac. 'The Psychiatrist says, 'Here take these tablets and if you're no better in a week' ..... 'Bring me a colour TV'

Just like that, fank very much, huh huh huh.

***PatHead*** · 28-05-2010 02:56 PM

Hate to bring up old news again but I heard today at 2.00pm on BBC radio Scotland Hertz are doing another debt for equity scheme. Anyone else hear this or was I dreaming?

***MountcastleHibs*** · 28-05-2010 03:01 PM

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Hate to bring up old news again but I heard today at 2.00pm on BBC radio Scotland Hertz are doing another debt for equity scheme. Anyone else hear this or was I dreaming?

One of my yam mates told me that at their AGM they planned to be in the black by the end of 2010/2011 season. The only way for that to be possible, because it's ludicrous to suggest it otherwise, would be debt for equity I think. So you've heard right.

**HIBERNIAN-0762** · 28-05-2010 05:25 PM

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One of my yam mates told me that at their AGM they planned to be in the black by the end of 2010/2011 season. The only way for that to be possible, because it's ludicrous to suggest it otherwise, would be debt for equity I think. So you've heard right.

Best laugh of the weekend so far

My goodness what **** planet are they on?