I see the wee fat man Robertson has hooked up with the yams as a coach to their strikers
He couldn't run a bath these days as he's that fat
Seems like jumbo jim is digging up the dregs of the 80s and 90s teams to try and breath life into the hopeless ones, pmsl when I read this
Anyway, what "strikers" are we talking about here?...erm, let me guess...erm, naw hud oan a minute....nut, cannae think o any!
So, on show next week the Teletubbies, jumbo jim, jumbo john and let's not forget jumbo nade, is their dugout big enough for these three?
Striker coach!!....
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11-03-2010 06:57 PM #1
Teletubbies on display at Tynie next week!
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11-03-2010 07:20 PM #2
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Is it no' just a pie eating challenge match between wee Robbo and Nade.
Who would you put your money on?
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11-03-2010 08:03 PM #3This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Hmmm, bit of a hard one that, I'll put my money on Nade the numpty as the wee fatman will be propping up the bar I think
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11-03-2010 09:20 PM #4
In the immensely unlikely event that Wee Fat Robbo manages to transmit 1/10th of his sense of timing and positioning onto the Hertz joke "strikeforce" you could be laughing off the other side of your face come derby day.
That said, Albino Boy and Fatty Nade are past praying for as far as finishing goes. Gary Glen is the only one I think might have some goalscoring talent, but mercifully he seems relegated to the bench en permanence thanks to a nasty case of the Vlad Flu.
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11-03-2010 09:50 PM #5This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
But that's not very likely, considering how gash they are.
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11-03-2010 10:14 PM #6This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
So guys, lets drop all the sentiments please eh
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11-03-2010 10:29 PM #7This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
A failed manager he may be, but a failed striker?? I think not. I agree his appointment is probably motivated by FJK's attempts to surround himself with old boys from way back when, but as someone to coach your strikers in the art of finishing, Hertz could do a lot worse.
He'll be fruitlessly trying to polish a turd with all Hertz strikers save Gary Glen though.
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11-03-2010 11:50 PM #9
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