Radioactive Mince
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It's half time yesterday evening, I'd not consumed any tea, so I decide to purchase a couple of mince pies, plus a Bovril. I received the goods, paid for them and made my way to the shelves where I was hoping to encounter sauces. No sauces were visible.
Distraught and confused, I turned around and walked back to the counter (5-10 yards away I might add), got some sauce and made my way back to the shelf where, to my astonishment, horror and rage, there sat one Bovril and one pie.
Which scaffy, jakey ******* stole my f***ing pie? You should be f***ing ashamed of yourself - skhumbag!
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03-02-2010 03:56 PM #1Left by mutual consent!
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This sums them right up....
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03-02-2010 04:01 PM #2First Team Regular
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I predict 26 Christian Nade jokes, and 9 Jim Jeffries lines.
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It's half time yesterday evening, I'd not consumed any tea, so I decide to purchase a couple of mince pies, plus a Bovril. I received the goods, paid for them and made my way to the shelves where I was hoping to encounter sauces. No sauces were visible.
Distraught and confused, I turned around and walked back to the counter (5-10 yards away I might add), got some sauce and made my way back to the shelf where, to my astonishment, horror and rage, there sat one Bovril and one pie.
Which scaffy, jakey ******* stole my f***ing pie? You should be f***ing ashamed of yourself - skhumbag!
Mince
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03-02-2010 04:01 PM #3 Originally Posted by GREEN SKYE
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It's half time yesterday evening, I'd not consumed any tea, so I decide to purchase a couple of mince pies, plus a Bovril. I received the goods, paid for them and made my way to the shelves where I was hoping to encounter sauces. No sauces were visible.
Distraught and confused, I turned around and walked back to the counter (5-10 yards away I might add), got some sauce and made my way back to the shelf where, to my astonishment, horror and rage, there sat one Bovril and one pie.
Which scaffy, jakey ******* stole my f***ing pie? You should be f***ing ashamed of yourself - skhumbag!
Mince
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One of the replies was brilliant.............. "Nade?"
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Good luck finding the pie thief, there are 400000 of them that fit that description Originally Posted by GREEN SKYE
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It's half time yesterday evening, I'd not consumed any tea, so I decide to purchase a couple of mince pies, plus a Bovril. I received the goods, paid for them and made my way to the shelves where I was hoping to encounter sauces. No sauces were visible.
Distraught and confused, I turned around and walked back to the counter (5-10 yards away I might add), got some sauce and made my way back to the shelf where, to my astonishment, horror and rage, there sat one Bovril and one pie.
Which scaffy, jakey ******* stole my f***ing pie? You should be f***ing ashamed of yourself - skhumbag!
Mince
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how did he know it was mince if he didn't get to eat it? absolute clowns, there are so many suspects, Romanov is probably trying to sell it for a few million to some Premiership club
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Must have been the Knave.
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Dunno. Perhaps he ordered a mince pie? Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quotehow did he know it was mince if he didn't get to eat it? absolute clowns, there are so many suspects, Romanov is probably trying to sell it for a few million to some Premiership club
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03-02-2010 04:54 PM #8@hibs.net private member
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MAybe he should look for the "I got a free pie" thread
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03-02-2010 04:59 PM #9Left by mutual consent!
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I believe he now owes the pie to himself.
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03-02-2010 05:00 PM #10First Team Breakthrough
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Originally Posted by GREEN SKYE
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It's half time yesterday evening, I'd not consumed any tea, so I decide to purchase a couple of mince pies, plus a Bovril. I received the goods, paid for them and made my way to the shelves where I was hoping to encounter sauces. No sauces were visible.
Distraught and confused, I turned around and walked back to the counter (5-10 yards away I might add), got some sauce and made my way back to the shelf where, to my astonishment, horror and rage, there sat one Bovril and one pie.
Which scaffy, jakey ******* stole my f***ing pie? You should be f***ing ashamed of yourself - skhumbag!
Mince
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What a nightmare eh !!!!! Thae wee-teamers really have no class :notworthy:
Nae pies . I would die !!!!!
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03-02-2010 05:03 PM #11@hibs.net private member
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It was just a wee pie and they don't matter
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03-02-2010 05:08 PM #12Probably lost interest in pies earlier in the season and doesn't care about pies anymore, so we can't slag them now. Originally Posted by Mibbes Aye...®
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The best of it is Vlad promised them lasagne. And they all believed him too. Bunch of muppets Originally Posted by matty_fairnie
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03-02-2010 05:24 PM #14You won't hear them complain though, else they might not get tea tonight. Originally Posted by Mibbes Aye...®
This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteThe best of it is Vlad promised them lasagne. And they all believed him too. Bunch of muppets
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03-02-2010 05:25 PM #15Coaching Staff
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Maybe it was that pie-man fellie they all hate with a passion - now we know why
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03-02-2010 05:28 PM #16Left by mutual consent!
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In yer gorgie slums
You steal a fans pie and you think it has meat
You take a deep bite and you find its just sheit
In yer gorgie slums
In yer gorgie slums...
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I was surfing over there on my phone earlier today, the only access I have as all other points of access have been blocked.
There was a **** complaining that he went for a pie at half time and they were all gone – neither wonder - this McGreedy ********s trying to eat them two at a time!
Space to let
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03-02-2010 05:48 PM #18Testimonial Due
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Originally Posted by wee_hibee
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You steal a fans pie and you think it has meat
You take a deep bite and you find its just sheit
In yer gorgie slums
In yer gorgie slums...
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