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  1. 08-01-2010 10:43 AM #1
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  2. 08-01-2010 11:04 AM #2
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    Wonder how much you'd have to have had to drink for ****ging a pipe to be given consideration!
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  3. 08-01-2010 11:08 AM #3
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    Crikey! I bet he felt a bit of a dickin tube!!
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    "The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation "

    Funny that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_fairnie View Post
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    Wonder how much you'd have to have had to drink for ****ging a pipe to be given consideration!
    A lot I hope
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    I had a mate who was a medicine student.

    When he was on placement in the local A&E he had a woman come in at around 4 in the morning with a cue ball from a pool table stuck in an 'intimate' place. After establishing the problem the doctors tried to get an explanation, more for their own amusement than anything else. The explanation she gave was that she was sleepwalking, thought the pool table was a toilet, sat over the pcoket to go and the ball just popped up.

    They didn't believe her.
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    They should have just chucked a bucket of cold water on him.
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    Wonder how much you'd have to have had to drink for ****ging a pipe to be given consideration!

    Might have been a tidy pipe dressed provocatively.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EskbankHibby View Post
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    Might have been a tidy pipe dressed provocatively.
    A pipe dream?
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    Quote Originally Posted by foreverhibs View Post
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    I had a mate who was a medicine student.

    When he was on placement in the local A&E he had a woman come in at around 4 in the morning with a cue ball from a pool table stuck in an 'intimate' place. After establishing the problem the doctors tried to get an explanation, more for their own amusement than anything else. The explanation she gave was that she was sleepwalking, thought the pool table was a toilet, sat over the pcoket to go and the ball just popped up.

    They didn't believe her.
    I know a similar story from a doctor (an A&E consultant) who had a guy come in with a tomato ketchup bottle stuck up his erchie. His reason was that he'd been shopping and put the carrier bags on the ground when he got in so he could take his coat and stuff off. But he tripped, and at the same time his trousers fell down, and landed on the ketchup bottle. The ketchup bottle apprently had the time to put a condom on itself before the guy fell onto it.

    They didn't believe him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by foreverhibs View Post
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    I had a mate who was a medicine student.

    When he was on placement in the local A&E he had a woman come in at around 4 in the morning with a cue ball from a pool table stuck in an 'intimate' place. After establishing the problem the doctors tried to get an explanation, more for their own amusement than anything else. The explanation she gave was that she was sleepwalking, thought the pool table was a toilet, sat over the pcoket to go and the ball just popped up.

    They didn't believe her.
    Did they take him to the front of the cue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McHibby View Post
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    I know a similar story from a doctor (an A&E consultant) who had a guy come in with a tomato ketchup bottle stuck up his erchie. His reason was that he'd been shopping and put the carrier bags on the ground when he got in so he could take his coat and stuff off. But he tripped, and at the same time his trousers fell down, and landed on the ketchup bottle. The ketchup bottle apprently had the time to put a condom on itself before the guy fell onto it.

    They didn't believe him.

    saucy antics..
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackpoolhibs View Post
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    Did they take him to the front of the cue.

    C'mon BH give us a break.
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    Quote Originally Posted by foreverhibs View Post
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    I had a mate who was a medicine student.

    When he was on placement in the local A&E he had a woman come in at around 4 in the morning with a cue ball from a pool table stuck in an 'intimate' place. After establishing the problem the doctors tried to get an explanation, more for their own amusement than anything else. The explanation she gave was that she was sleepwalking, thought the pool table was a toilet, sat over the pcoket to go and the ball just popped up.

    They didn't believe her.


    think she drinks in my local.

    The regulars know her as '2-shot Carrie'........
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    A pipe dream?
    A whole new meaning for 'being on the pipe'
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    Quote Originally Posted by McHibby View Post
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    I know a similar story from a doctor (an A&E consultant) who had a guy come in with a tomato ketchup bottle stuck up his erchie. His reason was that he'd been shopping and put the carrier bags on the ground when he got in so he could take his coat and stuff off. But he tripped, and at the same time his trousers fell down, and landed on the ketchup bottle. The ketchup bottle apprently had the time to put a condom on itself before the guy fell onto it.

    They didn't believe him.
    He'd have been better with those little sachet things.
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    ouch...

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    All is well at this end i'd like to inform you that the pipe is ok and will be back in action soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by stu in nottingham View Post
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    He'd have been better with those little sachet things.
    There speaks the voice of experience..........

    Incidentally is anyone else wondering why the ketchup bottle needed a condom. Sorry I had to ask........... Not an area in which I have any expertise at all.
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    I once rammed it right up a Pole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergey® View Post
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    I once rammed it right up a Pole.
    I have found uses for a Pole in the past.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hibbie02 View Post
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    Incidentally is anyone else wondering why the ketchup bottle needed a condom. Sorry I had to ask........... Not an area in which I have any expertise at all.
    ever seen the mess your chips get in if you squeeze too hard and it shoots out too early........total abomination...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergey® View Post
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    I once rammed it right up a Pole.

    think this guy must have been using the North Pole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaods View Post
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    ever seen the mess your chips get in if you squeeze too hard and it shoots out too early........total abomination...
    Naw I am an HP man meself. You just don't get premature with HP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by loko View Post
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    "The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation "

    Funny that!

    Maybe his wife is an Auld Boiler?
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    treatment given for deep-rooted 'flue'...
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    My missus forwarded this to me yesterday after one of her friends had sent it to her and the rest of her social circle with the subject title "Has Brian been up to his old tricks?"

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