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    Petrie Gets It Sorted

    Was in BTG's on Sunday for a few beers when someone tripped and spilt chips beside me. My first thought was how those chips would be tread into the carpet given the number of people milling around. I glanced over to see a club official carefully pick up said chips in a napkin and deposit in the bin.

    Yep, you know who that was - although he did have a look of slight panic at the thought of the deep cleaning bill - but I can't imagine many SPL club chairman mopping up after their supporters the way that Rodders did.

    Petrie got it sorted - and I was there

    I wonder what other odd jobs he does around the stadium to save a few quid?


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    and what is ur point coz hes high up he would na pick chips up? its nature 2 pick stuff up

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    and what is ur point coz hes high up he would na pick chips up? its nature 2 pick stuff up
    WOW. Now that's missing the joke if ever I've seen it.


    Unless of course, I'm missing it even more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvenNeil View Post
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    Was in BTG's on Sunday for a few beers when someone tripped and spilt chips beside me. My first thought was how those chips would be tread into the carpet given the number of people milling around. I glanced over to see a club official carefully pick up said chips in a napkin and deposit in the bin.

    Yep, you know who that was - although he did have a look of slight panic at the thought of the deep cleaning bill - but I can't imagine many SPL club chairman mopping up after their supporters the way that Rodders did.

    Petrie got it sorted - and I was there

    I wonder what other odd jobs he does around the stadium to save a few quid?
    My street's been ploughed tonight. I think we all know who did it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SvenNeil View Post
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    Was in BTG's on Sunday for a few beers when someone tripped and spilt chips beside me. My first thought was how those chips would be tread into the carpet given the number of people milling around. I glanced over to see a club official carefully pick up said chips in a napkin and deposit in the bin.

    Yep, you know who that was - although he did have a look of slight panic at the thought of the deep cleaning bill - but I can't imagine many SPL club chairman mopping up after their supporters the way that Rodders did.

    Petrie got it sorted - and I was there

    I wonder what other odd jobs he does around the stadium to save a few quid?
    The look of slight panic was concern that someone would stand on them before he could pick them up still intact and get them "repackaged" with the rest of the discarded crisps and sold this week.

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    My wife's been ploughed tonight. I think we all know who did it.


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    One of our pipes froze and burst while I was back home for xmas. I wasn't in the flat when it got fixed but i was told it was plumbers...Rodders must be such a modest guy.

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    I wore a false moustache especially. So did she.
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    I wore a false moustache especially. So did she.
    9 months later...................
































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    9 months later...................






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    Quote Originally Posted by SvenNeil View Post
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    Was in BTG's on Sunday for a few beers when someone tripped and spilt chips beside me. My first thought was how those chips would be tread into the carpet given the number of people milling around. I glanced over to see a club official carefully pick up said chips in a napkin and deposit in the bin.

    Yep, you know who that was - although he did have a look of slight panic at the thought of the deep cleaning bill - but I can't imagine many SPL club chairman mopping up after their supporters the way that Rodders did.

    Petrie got it sorted - and I was there

    I wonder what other odd jobs he does around the stadium to save a few quid?

    Why didn't the manky ******* not pick them up himself ?

    Rod has got better things to do, like sort out world peace n' that.

    Last edited by johnrebus; 07-01-2010 at 07:43 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matty_fairnie View Post
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    I've been ploughed tonight. I think we all know who did it.
    fixed it for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by hibs is life View Post
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    and what is ur point coz hes high up he would na pick chips up? its nature 2 pick stuff up
    Yes. Squirrels do it all the time.

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    and what is ur point coz hes high up he would na pick chips up? its nature 2 pick stuff up
    Tee hee - your post is even funnier than the OP's (which was intended as humour!) Suggest you pop on to E Bay and see if you can purchase a sense of humour !!!

    Anyway, back to the thread......my kids school was closed yesterday but has re-opened today thanks to the efforts of one man - the legendery Rod Petrie, a true colossus of a man.

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    Apparently a couple of weeks ago, Children all over the world mysteriously received presents that they had wished for. No-one's owning up.

    I think we all know who did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedway View Post
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    Apparently a couple of weeks ago, Children all over the world mysteriously received presents that they had wished for. No-one's owning up.

    I think we all know who did it.
    Santa (sell-on) Clause?

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    I remember years ago there was a programme called Jim'll Fix It, must have been Rod in disguise!

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    Am I the only one who finds the attempts at humour on Hibs.Net a bit tattie? It's not the first time I've seen Rod hoovering about in Behind The Goals. He does his best to preserve our tidy flair reputation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peevemor® View Post
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    Santa (sell-on) Clause?


    Always thought Tam McCourt was an Elf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hibs is life View Post
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    and what is ur point coz hes high up he would na pick chips up? its nature 2 pick stuff up
    In it's own way - defo the funniest post of 2010 to date.



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    Was in BTG's on Sunday for a few beers when someone tripped and spilt chips beside me. My first thought was how those chips would be tread into the carpet given the number of people milling around. I glanced over to see a club official carefully pick up said chips in a napkin and deposit in the bin.

    Yep, you know who that was - although he did have a look of slight panic at the thought of the deep cleaning bill - but I can't imagine many SPL club chairman mopping up after their supporters the way that Rodders did.

    Petrie got it sorted - and I was there

    I wonder what other odd jobs he does around the stadium to save a few quid?

    Far too much praise for him. Months have passed and he does nothing about Hibernian TV. Every single week supposedly John Hughes The Dugout. Not once have we seen the dug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyJo View Post
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    The look of slight panic was concern that someone would stand on them before he could pick them up still intact and get them "repackaged" with the rest of the discarded crisps and sold this week.
    ..............or if he then gave them to Maka/Stacky/Flynny/Smithy could he have chipped the keeper ?






    .......or is that rubbish ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 49years a Hibee View Post
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    Am I the only one who finds the attempts at humour on Hibs.Net a bit tattie? It's not the first time I've seen Rod hoovering about in Behind The Goals. He does his best to preserve our tidy flair reputation.
    And all this time I thought it was a Freddie Mercury tribute act that did the hoovering. Must say Rods got a nice pair of pins...............

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    A big for Rodders, a big to the person who dropped thum in the first place and a big to Matty Fairnie and My Jo for the brilliant attempt at humour! You should both think about a career in comedy.

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    WOW. Now that's missing the joke if ever I've seen it.


    Unless of course, I'm missing it even more!
    I will say it, seeing as nobody else will. When the chips are down, Rod's your man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREEN SKYE View Post
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    A big for Rodders, a big to the person who dropped thum in the first place and a big to Matty Fairnie and My Jo for the brilliant attempt at humour! You should both think about a career in comedy.
    i work for the government.....does that count

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    i work for the government.....does that count
    And I'm a complete banker.
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    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010...ross-quits-bbc

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    Quote Originally Posted by 49years a Hibee View Post
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    Am I the only one who finds the attempts at humour on Hibs.Net a bit tattie? It's not the first time I've seen Rod hoovering about in Behind The Goals. He does his best to preserve our tidy flair reputation.
    Caught in doing this in the toilets. Is that snow on your tache, Mr Petrie?

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    Any truth in the rumour he's off to save Portsmouth tonight?

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