Elliot and Nade injured (merged)

[Martin]

Looks like Greggs may be struggling with the company's best customer getting a stomach injury.....



http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/footbal...6908-21903961/

[matty_f]

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Looks like they may be struggling with the company's best customer getting a stomach injury.....



http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/footbal...6908-21903961/

At least the supporters in Row Z can breath easy, as with Clum Dancing also out they're much less likely to be troubled by wayward shots.

[Sergey]

He's a huge (no pun intended) loss, as he's currently their leading scorer with 2 goals

[matty_f]

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He's a huge (no pun intended) loss, as he's currently their leading scorer with 2 goals

Oooof!!! How on Earth are they going to replace that?


Step forward......Pittenweem!

[Sergey]

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Oooof!!! How on Earth are they going to replace that?


Step forward......Pittenweem!

We can laugh, but seemingly Gary Glen scored a goal last week in training.

[Twa Cairpets]

HEARTS striker Christian Nade is a doubt for Sunday's SPL clash with Celtic with a stomach injury.

"Nade, who underwent surgery this summer on a hernia injury which plagued him all last season, has been unable to train this week.

Manager Csaba Laszlo said this morning: "Christian Nade this week hasn't trained.

"He told me had a pain in the muscle in his stomach.

"After his hernia injury and operation, we know he was not 100% fit.

"He's again had an injection, but we hope tomorrow or after tomorrow, he will train."

Hearts are already without forward Calum Elliot, who continues to be plagued by knee problems."

That right up there with the acute insight and wisdom of Gary Mckay from a week or so ago.

[blackpoolhibs]

Hearts striker Calum Elliot sees specialist after recurrence of knee injury. It never rains but it pours down gorgie way.

[Spike Mandela]

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Hearts striker Calum Elliot sees specialist after recurrence of knee injury. It never rains but it pours down gorgie way.

Surely this is the first bit of good news they've had in a while

[robinp]

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Oooof!!! How on Earth are they going to replace that?


Step forward......Pittenweem!

He is only 1 goal behind being joint top scorer for the club this season........with 1 goal

[Andy.1875]

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Hearts striker Calum Elliot sees specialist after recurrence of knee injury. It never rains but it pours down gorgie way.

He must have twisted it doing one of his dance routines.

[Baader]

Sad stuff. This could jeopardize his Strictly Come Dancing chances next year

[Hank Schrader]

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He is only 1 goal behind being joint top scorer for the club this season........with 1 goal

And even that was a ridiculous sclaff which McGregor somehow managed to let squirm under his body.

[Kevvy1875]

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We can laugh, but seemingly Gary Glen scored a goal last week in training.

Gary Glen AKA Graham Weir II. Scored a last minute goal Vs Hibs and thats all that both those players have ever or will ever do.

[Kevvy1875]

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Sad stuff. This could jeopardize his Strictly Come Dancing chances next year

Is ok.....Vlad can step in and show him how its done. Vlad is preparing a buy out for "Dance nation" as we speak. "Dance Nation" are already planning world domination of the dance scene playing to 400,000 sell out crowds.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

On a more serious note, is it just me or do HoMFC "suffer" more injuries than any other team in the world?

Every week there is a good two or three of them that are crocked and unable to make it.

You've got Kingston signing his own medical certificate's for a start. I know the epidemic that was Vlad Flu seemed to be on the wane but it's either making a comeback these days or the physio's at the club are too busy doing the Hucknall to tend to the relegation-haunted Jambos' star players.

Either that or the fact they can only afford to book Riccarton for one hour a day is causing quite a few players' joints to seize up due to rustiness.

[Baader]

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On a more serious note, is it just me or do HoMFC "suffer" more injuries than any other team in the world?

Every week there is a good two or three of them that are crocked and unable to make it.

You've got Kingston signing his own medical certificate's for a start. I know the epidemic that was Vlad Flu seemed to be on the wane but it's either making a comeback these days or the physio's at the club are too busy doing the Hucknall to tend to the relegation-haunted Jambos' star players.

Either that or the fact they can only afford to book Riccarton for one hour a day is causing quite a few players' joints to seize up due to rustiness.

Probably because their medical team are so entertaining the players feign injury to spend more time in the treatment room. Cannae blame them really. You'd have the masseur showing off his mean jab on the fastball and their Jedward physios singing 'Eye of the Tiger.' Better than playing.

[Ireallywasthere]

"On a more serious note, is it just me or do HoMFC "suffer" more injuries than any other team in the world?"

after reading through that pile of propaganda that came out the other day I noticed a particularly telling quote, "The team will be paid bonuses when they deserve them (i.e. never..) So essentially there is no incentive to play through any sort of injury, which may have something to do with their growing "injury" list

[GreenCastle]

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Probably because their medical team are so entertaining the players feign injury to spend more time in the treatment room. Cannae blame them really. You'd have the masseur showing off his mean jab on the fastball and their Jedward physios singing 'Eye of the Tiger.' Better than playing.

I wish both players were fit - they are well.......not very good

[joe breezy]

Coulda done with them taking a couple of points fae Celtic on Sunday tae

[nonshinyfinish]

A stomach injury?

You couldn't make it up.

[Phil MaGlass]

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HEARTS striker Christian Nade is a doubt for Sunday's SPL clash with Celtic with a stomach injury.

"Nade, who underwent surgery this summer on a hernia injury which plagued him all last season, has been unable to train this week.

Manager Csaba Laszlo said this morning: "Christian Nade this week hasn't trained.

"He told me had a pain in the muscle in his stomach.
"After his hernia injury and operation, we know he was not 100% fit.

"He's again had an injection, but we hope tomorrow or after tomorrow, he will train."

Hearts are already without forward Calum Elliot, who continues to be plagued by knee problems."

That right up there with the acute insight and wisdom of Gary Mckay from a week or so ago.

he hasnt trained since he signed for them and his muscle in his stomach is having problems breaking down the big macs that wing their way inside him at an alarming rate.

Quite amazing,the hertz manager must be thick as pig****, almost every player tells him they have an injury and he swallows it every time,is it not up to the club doc or physio to tell the manager the players not fit.

[stu in nottingham]

Nade with a pain in his stomach roughly equates to a giraffe with a sore throat.

[bobbyhibs1983]

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Coulda done with them taking a couple of points fae Celtic on Sunday tae

would rather heartz got gubbed 5-6 -nil really to be honest.Hibs have no chance of going for the title imo,

[Woody1985]

I was disappointed to read that Nade's contract is up at the end of the season.

I really think he could continue to do a job for us.

[matty_f]

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I was disappointed to read that Nade's contract is up at the end of the season.

I really think he could continue to do a job for us.

Nae danger - the queues for a half time pie are bad enough as it is!

[WindyMiller]

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Nae danger - the queues for a half time pie are bad enough as it is!

Aye.
Relegation haunted Hearts will be glad to get him off the food bill.

[Woody1985]

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Nae danger - the queues for a half time pie are bad enough as it is!

I meant to job he's currently doing for us. Not actually playing for us!!!

[GreenCastle]

If Nade leaves then we won't be able to sing the song...

[Dashing Bob S]

Great to see that it's not all festive gloom and doom down Gorgie way. Will big Chrissy boy still get his 10 g's this week?

[Bostonhibby]

Hope the cause of both injuries wisnae Nade picking up a stomach bug as a result of gnawing on Clums leg...............