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    @hibs.net private member goosano's Avatar
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    Caldwell's twitter account

    Brilliant whoever did it

    http://twitter.com/GaryCaldwell5


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    In the bathroom cubicle- giving myself the half time team talk.

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    Haha

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    i dunno...i'm wondering if it is a wind up or really is the genuine tweets of an oaf with delusions of grandeur. pml nonetheless


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    Absolutely brilliant!

    Off to China Buffet King; "eat what you like for £9" - Gary Caldwell's going to eat their cutlery.

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    Thats fantastic!

    Contract talks stalled: I scrawled BRING BACK STRACHAN on Lawell's office door with a compass. As yet, they've not come backwith a counter.
    7:12 AM Dec 4th from web

    Hilarious.

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    The gaffer caught me staring at his nose today. It's huge. He could smoke a cigar I'm the shower.

    Back in Caldwell manor and it's time to wind down the power and turn up the Sade. Off for a milk bath before dinner.


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    People often ask me; "Gary, are you a leg or an arse man?" My reply is always - I'm a Gary Caldwell man.


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    Some great additions this week...

    What's the name of the other guy from WHAM! ? See, nobody knows. That's the future that's waiting for Stephen McManus.

    What superhero did Gary Caldwell dress up as for Celtics Christmas night out? That's obvious; Gary Caldwell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goosano View Post
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    Some great additions this week...

    What's the name of the other guy from WHAM! ? See, nobody knows. That's the future that's waiting for Stephen McManus.

    What superhero did Gary Caldwell dress up as for Celtics Christmas night out? That's obvious; Gary Caldwell.


    I can't access at work. Any more updates?

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    Have you seen Ghost? Strachan is Demi, Pendry is Swayze, Lennon was Goldberg and I was that lump of clay.


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    I'm Stuck for Christmas present ideas for the family....Signed Gary Caldwell photos for the 3rd year in a row? SPOT ON.

    Caldenbauer's fine

    Walked out on Spiers, he asked me "What's been the highlight of your career so far" - Career? Glittering Legacy more like.

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    Gary Caldwells arm is sore. Maybe I need to stop sleeping with that captains armband on.


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    "Supposedly Eskimo's have 1000 words for snow. Gary Caldwell has 1001."

    total lolocaust of a page!

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    I see myself as a missionary for Total Football, spreading it round the world... I'd like to take it to The Dutch.


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    I've been ****ging Tiger Woods wife behind HIS back.


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    This needs an update!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woody1985 View Post
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    This needs an update!
    Time to get dressed. I might put on my Beckenbauer t-shirt..I wonder if he's wearing the Gary Caldwell one I sent him.

    Gary doesn't shower in the morning. I wake up smelling of success, why wash that off? Straight to breakfast.

    Pulled up that wee prick Mizuno about the pranky. He's giving me the "I don't speak Engrish" patter - Gary speaks japanese, now what?

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    Vintage stuff:

    Still waiting to hear from Gillette after the 126 emails I've sent them. With Tiger and Theirry out on their arse, I'm the obvious choice. 7:23 AM Dec 9th from web


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    brought the lulz


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    Now that I'm Premiership, I'm looking forward to my shot on Jordan.

    Gary Caldwell's going to have to get bigger pockets for next season. He'll need room for Drogba, Torres and Rooney...

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    Quote Originally Posted by goosano View Post
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    Now that I'm Premiership, I'm looking forward to my shot on Jordan.

    Gary Caldwell's going to have to get bigger pockets for next season. He'll need room for Drogba, Torres and Rooney...
    I liked that one.

    Always worth a look on that. The one about Walter Smith is good.

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