They are seriously paranoid on the issue of size. In their famous club song they are the only football in Scotland who describe themselves as "wee".
Surely it should be "there's a BIG fitba team that kin aye make us laugh..."?? There must be a mistake, or did they grow in stature since the fifties when this song was written, and have since won trophies on a regular basis?
It doesn't take Freud to work this one out. So come you resident yam size queens, settle this once and for all, BIG team or wee team?