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Got an old ditty in my head the other day, remember it from being a kid
Think it went to the tune of Rule Britannia, but remember it ended with
“Lawsons Sausages are up to 2/6“
(old money😄)
Hope it’s not rude, anyone remember it
Misread the thread title.
I almost responded Linda Lusardi before reading the OP 🤭
Haha....there were loads like this when I was wee but I can only remember one...
Oh dear what can the matter be
Three bare ladies stuck in the lavatory
They were there from Monday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there
('cept me cos ah locked them in)
I remember this as three OLD ladies. I used to know all the verses but now only one .....Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
The first old lady was old Mrs Bounder
She Only went in to drop a six pounder
The water came up and darned nearly drowned her
Cos nobody knew they were there
They don’t write em like that nowadays 😱
Used to sing this at school 50 odd years ago.....how times have changed 😀
Down in de cornfield
Hear dat mournful sound
All de darkeys am a-weeping
Massa's in de cold, cold ground
God save our gracious queen
Slap her in the belly with a walls ice cream
Popeye the sailor man
He lived in a caravan
He opened the door, he fell through the floor
Popeye the sailor man.
My mate Billy had a six foot Willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake
Now it’s only 2 feet four
To the tune of “Tragedy”
Tragedy when your dick falls off and you can’t have it off., it’s tragedy.
The things you remember 😂
Walking through Gorgie swinging ma chain
Along came a Hearts fan and asked me my name
Ah kneed him in the baws and ah kicked him in the heid
And noo that Hearts fan is deid
"Colin Stein superstar, Walks like a woman and he wears a bra" Springs to mind. That and Skinymalinki Longlegs...
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Charlie had a budgie, a budgie, a budgie
Charlie had a budgie, a budgie had he
It flew in the morning, it flew in the night
And when if came home it was covered innnnnnnnnn....
And repeat