:hmmm:
I wonder where he's going.
:hmmm:
I wonder where he's going.
He wouldnt get a game for Bonnrigg rose.
Am serious.
I wonder which clubs would be most appropriate for him?
The Toffees obviously.
Ewood (eat all day) Park - Blackburn.
Coats on.
Liver pool?
Turf (and Surf) Moor - Burnley.
Hadn't taken my coat off anyway. :wink:
A move to the (former) JCB stadium would have given him a real lift.
Craven (for a burger) Cottage - Fulham
Coat is still on. :greengrin
What are we thinking?
It's obvious.
He's off to Leicester.
Geddit? :wink:
Edit: Actually, I meant the Walkers stadium, but Nade probably thinks all his birthdays and Christmasses have come at the same time. Cheese and crisps. :drool:
Piza ...a large slice o ...
Or maybe he's a bit confused given English isn't his first language.
He wants to play for Hull cos he was told they play at the KFC Stadium!
Den Haagen Dasz in Holland,Scrandinavia. :duck:
Or chicken Baltika followed by chicken "Dinamo" Kiev ...scrummy ..
Blackbun Rovers are also rumoured to be interested.
Reports from south of the border are that Bournemouth have approached Hearts in a bid to take Nade to the Fitness First Stadium. :greengrin
Bayern Munchen?
Scoffenheim?
Waist Ham?
Cowdenbeef?
Fat-arselona?
(Mother's) Pride Park.
The Lamb Ground - Tamorth
Tamworth play at the Lamb Stadium, but I doubt he'd be interested in a move there.
Now if it was Lambs, plural...
A Heart of Midlothian spokesman has refused to comment on speculation that Nade won't be going anywhere as not confirmed by Sky's ommission of a confirmation that no offer has been received from any club in the Western Hemisphere.
This leads the Daily Record to speculate that a bid will be coming from somewhere on the Pacific Rim - possibly from a tribe of cannibals in the Polynesian islands where an animal of his size could feed the tribe for a couple of years and his hollowed out carcass could house a family of 12 with enough space for a pool table.
Allegedly
Maybe we're looking too far afield. :dunno:
One possibility would be that he's signing for Montrose. They play at Links Sausage Park.
Or possibly just Arbroth.
He could play for Queens Park at HAMpden.