What is wrong if it's pronounced right, but is right if it's pronounced wrong?
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What is wrong if it's pronounced right, but is right if it's pronounced wrong?
Wrong?
Have you got the chipolatas?
No, I always walk this way.
I really must clear up the Pringles I trod into my carpet yesterday. It's beginning to look a lot like crisp mush.
Right! :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
Have you seen the dog bowl?
No, I didn’t even know it played cricket.
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"Oh no, not Brussels Sprouts again!"
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Originally Posted by Keith_M
What is a jockey not permitted to have when riding in race?
I've been wracking my brain but nope, I can't guess the answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
Only relevant to male jockeysQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
A bra? Christ knows I'd need one to stop myself getting knocked out by these moobz over the jumps.Quote:
Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
It’s facial hair
An urban myth, Shirley?Quote:
Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
Does that mean that female jockeys are allowed facial hair?
When’s the last time you’ve seen a jockey with a beard / moustacheQuote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
I don't follow racing, but a quick Google brings this up:-Quote:
Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
https://www.racingpost.com/news/they...-beards/301319
BHA spokesman Joe Rendall says: "It's a common misconception jockeys aren't allowed beards, and seems to be based more on pub quiz folklore rather than anything in the rules. As it stands, any jockey considering growing a beard who might be concerned about a close shave with the stewards needn't worry."
I'd take those crackers back :greengrin
I stand corrected
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Originally Posted by Shezza