Making jokes about... or jibes aimed at... Germans.
e.g.
Q - How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Just the one, because they're extremely efficient but not very funny.
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Making jokes about... or jibes aimed at... Germans.
e.g.
Q - How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Just the one, because they're extremely efficient but not very funny.
I made Balmoral chicken yesterday. Crumbled a little extra haggis into the mashed potatoes too.
This morning took the leftover haggis that didn't go into the chicken and fried it up with an egg for breakfast. Dash of hot sauce on the top.
All of it delicious and just shows how versatile haggis is. Love it.
Sitting in the house with the heating on level toast and a nice hot cuppa, watching a swirling snowstorm at -11c in the garden.
My colleagues - my supervisor was clearing out his flat and came across a hipflask in presentation box from Lewis Stevenson's testimonial and knew that as a Hibs fan, I'd appreciate it more than him.
Turns out that a lot of my colleague's friends growing up are the same as Lewis's friends, and Lewis asked him for a selfie to send to his mates. My colleague isn't a football fan, had been working at the dinner and received the hipflask so it perked up his evening a fair bit :greengrin
Going on to Twitter this morning and being suggested this as a funny tweet I might enjoy:
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I just posted this on the main board, but it's even more appropriate for this thread;
The thought of Brora Rangers player getting up this morning at 4.00am to get ready for his day job on the fishing boats having just played in, and won, a Scottish Cup tie against the Gorgie Galacticos, knowing that in all probability, they're not home yet.
One off the wrist in the shower (no offence)
Toyah and Robert’s Sunday Lunch.
Search for it on YouTube. :wink:
Discovering something that is almost on your doorstep that you had no clue was there by accident.
I was out a walk the other day and came across the Craignetinny Marbles. About a 15 minute walk from my house in a city I have lived in for the vast majority of my life and I had never seen it before. It's an impressive structure and is a visual example of the urbanisation of Edinburgh. When it was built it would have been in acres of land, now it's hidden from the main road by hundreds of houses.
Seeing our new business named as one of the top Chippys in Edinburgh
by Edinburgh Evening news readers.
In the mornings, getting the time for a proper lazy poo. Newspaper, check social media, get a bit of music on, pins and needles in your legs but time that is completely your own.
Tv shows like the repair shop. Just a good honest programme that doesn’t try and be something it’s not and makes you smile watching it.
Saying totally outrageous things just to provoke a reaction from my partner. I wouldn't repeat any of them in public,I don't believe any of them and she knows that but if I get it just dead pan enough it still shocks her.
I posted this on the wrong thread last night so I'll repatriate it to here.
One of my cousins who stays in darkest Englandshire has an 18 year old daughter, Ella, who has Down syndrome.
He often shares stories about her exploits on Facebook, where we laugh (a lot) with her - not at her.
Here's last night's episode.
"I like this song I might do it on my karaoke Saturday.....what is it???"
"Well Ella, it's the Polish national anthem [emoji2369][emoji15]"