This thread doesn’t mean we don’t want him to do well.
You’re right if he does we stand a better shout getting Docherty on a perm.
Just a bit of fun after his ridiculous utterances when he made his dream move.
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Day 22
The weeks have flown by and now that I played again against Barga all the peepul love me. They shout we love Kramberry, we love Kramberry.
Pandora says if I get a start she’ll come to Murray Park again to watch me and the boys train. She seemed to really like my new bestest pal Hagi, chatting and flicking her hair a lot. mr Gerrard says I’m on the radar and dreams do come true. There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home zzzzzz (happy face)
Day 23
Buzzing man!
Sitting up here in Perth freezing ma goolies aff wi a double track suit oan
Damaged ma left wrist last night the physio asked me how it happened ah just telt him ah fell ( Pandora was away for the night) so he put a strapping oan it
The Boss telt me ah will definaaately get a start in Portugal as Alfredo is suspended and ah might get oan today
Oh the Saints have just scored cannae believe ma luck and Alfredo hasnae even kicked a ba yet never mind the falling over act
Keep looking up at Pandora but she is totally blanking me only has eyes for the new boy Hagi
Anyway must go now as the Boss wants me to do some sprints to make it look like he might make an early change
WATP
See he told everyone he is brilliant and should be playing for his dream team ....that he has just been waiting for his chance to get a decent part of a game ...in fact he has been saving himself for over a year to get a game where he can play well cos he is playing with real players ....well done Flo done us 2 big favours today increased his value for us to get rid of him and helped take points of a team trying to challenge Hibs for the top 6 ...it's the most you have done for us for a long time 👍👍
Got his first goal.... hopefully one of many for his boyhood heroes..... hopefully they sign him permanently
Well, welll, well. Was keeping my powder dry for that which was no mean feat this week in the weege. Almost didn’t make the team as I broke my hair during the drills in the warm up - thankfully a fix touch-up in the dressing room sorted. Managed to get on - I haven’t scored in a while, so Pandora will be well-jeal with that performance.
Added bonus hopefully will shut that Hagi’s gob - he’s been insufferable since midweek in Europe.
Now I’ve made my mark on the pitch will have to mind and no be a fanny off it or it will be a loan spell with Poznan before I get to the promised land of Govan bouncy-bouncy. WATP
I don't care about result I scored. Now we just need to work out how to low ball Hibs so I can move here and replace Morelos when he gets punted in summer.
I wonder how many installments Hibs will accept. WATP
Note to self don’t cross myself because I might get a e mail from some innocent member of the public or even our p r man
I'm so proud to have helped my beloved bears get a brilliant draw in Perth.
Can't wait to show off my runners up medal.
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Day 23
It’s finally happened!
I got Mr Gerrards autograph on a ball that the boys were signing.
It’s supposed to be going to a charity but I’ve got it under my bed.
If Pandora ever comes to my room she’s in for a big surprise.
Plus today I got off the bench and tried my very hardest for The Gers.
Scored a goal and ran to the peepul to see their happy faces.
It’s definitely like my dreams and they were shouting Kramberry Kramberry.
There’s no place like home, there’s no....
I know I’m late to the party but, who’s “Pandora”??
What nationally is he now? Has he (or his agent) made up his mind yet?
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Sunday 23rd
Got on, played barry.
Seemingly Celtic are now interested.
Is it too soon to make a c*** of myself again with some more ill thought out comments?
It's actually good for us he's come into The Rangers team when they have become ***** and are panicking about how SG needs to go 'Alfie' needs to be moved on etc.
We need a return on the investment we made in him and this situation is playing out well for us
He's clearly a bellend but a bellend we own.
If he keeps on pulling the wool over their eyes the way he is then 7 figures is on the cards
Hopefully he goes on a hot streak before the end of the season. Don't care about money, I want Docherty.
A hatrick in every game but they lose 4-3 is dream scenario.
Looked sharp in the highlights. Keep it up, Flo!